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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Hey, I forgot to go on Bluesky for a couple of months! Can't think about what reminded me to come back. Anyway, here's a poster for next week's show:

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Did anyone else just sing "I swear I never had a gun" in their heads?

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I'm saying that the song Stay Another Day has as much place in Christmas as a severed head has in a bag of footballs. It's around the same shape if you don't look properly, but that's really no excuse for playing keepie-uppies with it.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

And if it has a pointy beard it can fuck right off

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Looking For Beetroot Chutney could be an Oscar nominated short form documentary or a Christopher Guest semi-improvissd mockumentary. Either way, I'm in

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

That bit in Driving Home For Christmas where I take a look at the driver next to me... he's just the same... he's just the same... 🎄 Always puts a weird Invasion of the Body Snatchers kinda image in my mind. Terrifying.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I had nearly the same experience, I misread it as pine tasting and started licking their Christmas tree. And they looked at me like I was the idiot!!

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

How to tell someone you're hip and happening without telling them you're hip and happening open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

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My Music Evolution in 2024 – get yours

2024 Wrapped

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I just got a breif report saying how many times I'd farted.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Gis a shout if you make it to Nottingham to Get In The Hole - we can talk rubbish vintage TV.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Nottingham has absolutely taken over from Leicester and they're doing a bleedin' good job of it. Happy days.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Not true, he worked with Harvey Keitel in The Duellists (1977).

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

How trustworthy is vinegar? (And how can I be sure Big Vinegar hasn't got to you if you say, like, 10?)

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

"I Wish I Was A Fascist" sounds like a lost Neil Innes song that is now playing in my head.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Now. Is it just me, or does Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan have one of the greatest soundtracks on movie history and is only not acknowledged as such due to some kind of cultural snobbery? (Yes and yes. Thank you.) youtu.be/1l588bK2g2Q?...

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Epilogue / End Title

YouTube video by James Horner - Topic

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

For the first time in years I'm watching I'm A Celebrity. As part of it, the celebs have to pay some weird crypto currency to go to the lavatory, including the Rev. Richard Coles. "He'll be a man of the touching cloth," my brain immediately says.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

In my head, the theme tune to The Big Bang Theory literally always used to end with a little "I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight, Big Bang!" coda.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down: What football team do coeliacs hate most? Gluten Town

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down: What does a cockney man call both his wife and the waiter when they go to a Spanish tapas restaurant? Miguel.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Bluesky, it’s time. Heres the first level of Mario but all the SFX are farts. youtu.be/7XX3uIJf6rw

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Mario but all the SFX are Farts

YouTube video by Matthew Highton

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Happy 61st birthday, Dr Who! I'm going to celebrate by eating 61 cakes and getting bigger on the inside.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

One thing I've learned over the years is that a loud minority of Dr Who fans really don't like change. Which is quite ironic really.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

If my child drew that, I probably wouldn't even bother putting it up on the fridge for a day or two.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

On a rating scale of 1 to 10, how much do you care about the Bayeaux Tapestry? I'm at about a 3.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I got an Uber earlier, and Last Christmas started playing on the radio. "Ah, Christmas songs already!" I exclaimed, as one does when they start playing Christmas songs in November. "Yeah!" said the driver, and turned it up NICE and loud for me. I appreciated the gesture I suppose...

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Does anybody other than me always pronounce it "Bluesky" in their heads like it's an Eastern European surname?

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Ah, all the best to you - enjoy!

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Ah, I do attest - always one of our fab faves. I think there was one festival night where that was just projected onto a great big screen behind us 99% of the time.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Our neighbours at work left a couple of pumpkins on their window ledge at Halloween. I've been enjoying watching their progress. (Also I like this Alt Text thing.)

A psychotic pumpkin with an obvious lobotomy scar delights in the murder of another pumpkin, and prepares to wear it as another skin

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

So I'd better start creating some Content, as you young folk call it. Let's start with some jokes I wrote that have never quite been good enough to do onstage. I always get the words procrastinating and prevaricating mixed up. I would have looked up the difference, but I've been... err, busy.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hello everybody! I think I only ever posted about 3 things on Twitter, partly because I didn't understand it and partly because it seemed dreadful. But this seems nice.

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