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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Hey, I forgot to go on Bluesky for a couple of months! Can't think about what reminded me to come back. Anyway, here's a poster for next week's show:

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I'm saying that the song Stay Another Day has as much place in Christmas as a severed head has in a bag of footballs. It's around the same shape if you don't look properly, but that's really no excuse for playing keepie-uppies with it.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

That bit in Driving Home For Christmas where I take a look at the driver next to me... he's just the same... he's just the same... 🎄 Always puts a weird Invasion of the Body Snatchers kinda image in my mind. Terrifying.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

How to tell someone you're hip and happening without telling them you're hip and happening open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

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My Music Evolution in 2024 – get yours

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Now. Is it just me, or does Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan have one of the greatest soundtracks on movie history and is only not acknowledged as such due to some kind of cultural snobbery? (Yes and yes. Thank you.) youtu.be/1l588bK2g2Q?...

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Epilogue / End Title

YouTube video by James Horner - Topic

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

For the first time in years I'm watching I'm A Celebrity. As part of it, the celebs have to pay some weird crypto currency to go to the lavatory, including the Rev. Richard Coles. "He'll be a man of the touching cloth," my brain immediately says.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down: What football team do coeliacs hate most? Gluten Town

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down: What does a cockney man call both his wife and the waiter when they go to a Spanish tapas restaurant? Miguel.

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Reposted by Bruce Edhouse

Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Bluesky, it’s time. Heres the first level of Mario but all the SFX are farts. youtu.be/7XX3uIJf6rw

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Mario but all the SFX are Farts

YouTube video by Matthew Highton

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Happy 61st birthday, Dr Who! I'm going to celebrate by eating 61 cakes and getting bigger on the inside.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

On a rating scale of 1 to 10, how much do you care about the Bayeaux Tapestry? I'm at about a 3.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I got an Uber earlier, and Last Christmas started playing on the radio. "Ah, Christmas songs already!" I exclaimed, as one does when they start playing Christmas songs in November. "Yeah!" said the driver, and turned it up NICE and loud for me. I appreciated the gesture I suppose...

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Does anybody other than me always pronounce it "Bluesky" in their heads like it's an Eastern European surname?

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Our neighbours at work left a couple of pumpkins on their window ledge at Halloween. I've been enjoying watching their progress. (Also I like this Alt Text thing.)

A psychotic pumpkin with an obvious lobotomy scar delights in the murder of another pumpkin, and prepares to wear it as another skin

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

So I'd better start creating some Content, as you young folk call it. Let's start with some jokes I wrote that have never quite been good enough to do onstage. I always get the words procrastinating and prevaricating mixed up. I would have looked up the difference, but I've been... err, busy.

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Bruce Edhouse @bruceishere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hello everybody! I think I only ever posted about 3 things on Twitter, partly because I didn't understand it and partly because it seemed dreadful. But this seems nice.

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