Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 8hI’m ’that person who looks way older than I think I look is actually ten years younger than me’ years old 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gender neutral bathrooms aren’t just a culture war punching bag - I have zero interest in bringing my disabled/assisted toileting daughter into some greasy men’s room in your dumb restaurant that I’m definitely never coming back to - let’s fix this please and thank you. Oh yeah for trans people too. 011
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026One interesting note about Rush touring with Anika Nilles is that for the first time in over 50 years of performances, Rush will finally be guaranteed to have at least one woman at every concert 040
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Did anyone else notice that the plot of the Mandalorian and Grogu was a wholesale lift of the Clone Wars animated movie? LITERALLY THE SAME- “Jabba The Hut’s son has been kidnapped- antics ensue” Honestly, it was made for tv the first time and maybe should have been again 10/10 - will watch again 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I’m really starting to consider pulling out of the freedom 250 concert 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This does mean that I officially never have to watch CBS/Paramount again, correct? 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Having afib is like… Every once in a while, my heart gets to the drum solo 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It occurs to me that if you don’t use ai, you probably think everyone sure got smarter recently- and if you do use ai then you KNOW everyone got dumber 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I love that we call dogs pooping “ doing their business“ which reminds me, I think I have some business to attend to. 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Guys seriously, given the choice, I’ll take the fake ceasefire over the nuclear holocaust 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Any headline that starts with ‘trump is learning….’ is immediately suspect 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026These days as a white guy I have to be careful so I try not to wear suits or present as a billionaire in order to avoid being profiled as a criminal 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026how is it that I’m simultaneously brokenhearted and giddy with joy from this response? 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Rip Bobby- hope you are rolling in the rushes down by the riverside 000
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeRon Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 04/01/2026My New Years Resolution this year is to be less hard on myself.. Even though I don't deserve it! RS 6804
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...bruceenloe.bandcamp.comWinter Solstice Hymn, by Bruce Enloefrom the album Christmas is Awesome!! 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...bruceenloe.bandcamp.comChristmas is Awesome!!, by Bruce Enloe10 track album 010
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloePost-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food: open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...open.substack.comTechniques #1: Take This With A Grain of SaltWelcome back everybody. 021
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Anthology takeaways (show and release): Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever. John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works. 110
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything? 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud 011
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeJeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song. Rest in chaos to my hero. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...youtube.comTodd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives 941707296
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeDaniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net 446201486420
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!! 774224639899
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeRon Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2025YOU: I can't believe you wore a suit jacket for our hike thru the woods today! ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS 71977
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025The rapture happened years ago, if you’re still here I’ve got bad news 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Autism ‘cures’ are the top of the slide for eugenics. After a ‘fix’ for disability will come a ‘treatment’ for gender nonconformity and a ‘solution’ for race. It’s not about Tylenol. 020
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Literally designating anti fascism as terrorism seems a little on the nose 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I don’t know, Charlie K seemed like a really good guy except for all those things he said and uh believed 020
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloePost-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Please click the link and head over to apt613 so you can read about all the amazing people over at town. and Citizen who have been making Ottawa a friendlier, tastier, and better place for the last 15 years. apt613.ca/15-years-of-...apt613.ca15 years of TownThis past June however, a little powerhouse on Elgin Street celebrated its crystal anniversary. I’m of course referring to Town — the homey, cozy, funky little joint beloved by many Ottawa foodies. 031
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I can’t imagine the kind of pressure that Jesse Wells is feeling right now 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 05/09/2025My single favourite gatefold art of all time 020
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloePost-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I made Japanese curry and you can too, so click that link. If you're already subscribed to my Substack - thanks! Get a friend to subscribe. And if not, it's free and I swear you'll love it! open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...open.substack.comMaybe This Will Curry Your Favour?I give you a delicious recipe, you get people to subscribe, we both win? 011
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Everyone is laughing about trumps hands but I’m actually terrified that it’s the first physical manifestation of experimenting with force lightning and his full palpatine-to-darth sidious transition 000
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Maybe now Taylor Swift will finally release the Epstein files 010
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Is it weird that my version of negative self talk is often something dumb like “Jesus Bruce, what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between a clone trooper and a mandolorian?!” 000
Reposted by Bruce Eric Enloe🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 19/08/2025that ADHD ability to lose something you were holding in your own hand without even standing up 2843868
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloePost-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Click that link to head over to my Substack (subscribe while ya there!) to learn why you (yes, you) need to start eating a good breakfast, just like Bubby told you. open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...open.substack.comMental Health Monday: Part of a Complete Breakfast!Welcome to my online breakfast nook. 022
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeRon Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2025ASTRONAUT: Well, I'm off to space now...would you happen to have any quarters you could spare? WIFE: What do you need quarters for? ASTRONAUT: To feed the parking meteor RS 2541
Reposted by Bruce Eric EnloeAudrey Sargent @stoutheartstudio.com · 17/08/2025You guys: my Mom has the solution to ALL our woes! I should make my art into my job.media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a nickelodeon logo in the backgroundAlt: Kitara from Avatar lifts her head out of her hood saying “Why didn’t I think of that?!” 1231
Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Well them childs ain’t gonna traffic themselves, are they? 020