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Bruce Coffman

@brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social
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Snark. Strategy. Survival. Real. Fabulous. Not flawless. Intentional. Here to help you stand up for yourself. Oh, and self care. www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman?rep=… (Yes, that Avon link is real.)

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Caturday! Meow! Hello Kitty!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It makes me feel so much better and you will never know just how much I appreciate that. Not only for me but for your awesome example of stop taking their shit. Love it!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ooh, I'm cold. Hold me.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pete should go with I Will Survive.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Grandpa, what tiny little hands you have. All the better to grab the world by the pussy with, my dear. 😳
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When you shake your ass, they notice fast. Some mistakes were built to last. And last. And last. And... 🙄
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Everybody would giggle and snicker and act like they were badly raised 13 year old boys. But this old crazy motherfucker jerks and twerks to it and they just cheer. 🙄
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's raining men! Well, the song's on. Damn it.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trump wears a much smaller one of these on his pierced mushroom. Allegedly. Per me. Just now.
My soon to be world famous literal paper clip earrings! Viral! Trending!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you. I should really record the way I say it because it would crack you up. 🤭
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Who let the dogs out? Hopefully Bluesky Police tomorrow and I'll be back on my main account. Woof!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
That's kind of what I thought and yet I'm the one in the dog house? Again? Really now?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Note for when I start trying to sell these, ha ha, the ear wires themselves were sold to me as stainless steel. Of course the paper clips are what the Hell ever, but they shouldn't touch your ears. Just saying.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Holy shit. How fucking easy and cute. My first paperclip earrings. Actual paperclips just from Dollar Tree. Attach, attach, done. They look more gold than the actual silver tone because shitty lighting.
Fast easy earrings I made with ear wires, paper clips and a bead with a bail already attached. I hope I'm using "bail" right.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Glad you saw me on this account. My other main account's suspended until I think tomorrow? I was bad again. Doh!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
She's scaring the "right" people. They're terrified of her. Makes me like her more.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"You said I killed you, haunt me, then! Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!" -Wuthering Heights
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh my goodness! Pleasant surprise. For a welcome change. I have $32.87 on my Avon debit card from recent commissions. Nice! Place those orders! Feed these kitty cats! Meow!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fuck this shit. I'm sending the flying monkeys.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm not learning how to sew, so I gotta figure out how to cut and glue some fabric or some shit to make little clothes for my faux Barbies to make my Golden Girls look like, well, the Golden Girls for my little display I want to make. Carry on.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bald Barbie head earrings! Why not?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fill those gas tanks! Dumb motherfuckers! 😂
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Now I'm so fucking bored. Goddamn. I hate motherfucking night time.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mike Johnson always remind me of one of them creepy little monkey with the cymbals doll puppet things. Creepy little fucker.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
First your voting rights, then your citizenship...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Never will get the chance again. LIKE I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
WWE Backlash? Is that Trump's new favorite wrestler? The one dressed as a plantation master with the whip? I crack me up! You know it's coming. Learn to vote! Doh! Too late! 😂
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
RUDE! @moderation.bsky.app ya'll asleep????? RUDE!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
😳This sounds kind of... rude, @moderation.bsky.app . Didn't you all throw me in the gulag for over three months for being "rude?" Didn't you?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
So, you're helping elect the republican? GROSS.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
And America hayulps!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
HOW?????????????????????????????????
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Not too cowardly. Thinking they're gonna ride his coattails to world domination. Anxious to see how that works out for them. So far seems to be working...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Why did I not buy every single one of the little Russell Stover chocolates packs at Dollar Tree? Why?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It is. If you're not all up Israel's ASS, you're Antisemitic now. It's getting old FAST.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Did Red Lobster finally price itself out of business? I never hear about them anymore. I used to love it before they got INSANE on their pricing. My closest used to always have an hour to three hour wait before the price gouging nonsense.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I guess Kim Kardashian's giant toxin filled manmade buttocks are supposed to be... ASSpirational? I crack me up!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Revolution.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Did you know you don't have to buy all your DVDs from Jeff Bezos? What? There are other places to shop besides Amazon????? Revolutionary! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It looks like a Picasso style face! I love that!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I kind of impressed myself. Admittedly sometimes that's not hard. But I like this set! My first ever mismatched earrings. Read it's a hot trend. My OCD won't let me do true mismatch so I just did same material/finish in different shapes.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Electoral Maps is trending. What a cute way to say we're so fucked. 🤭
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Maybe, just maybe... I'm not gonna finish that because I'll get called bad names. BUT, I will say... criticizing war crimes and genocide and evil are NOT automatically Antisemitism. Learn things.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The mask made it hard. Pardon the pun.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Bless his little heart.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh holy damn. Not a fan of giant brand name anything anymore but this Campbell's country gravy with sausage is fucking fine. Even just with white bread which is all I have right now. Got it at Dollar Tree. Hope they have more and I can get some next month and then get some BISCUITS!
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