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Bruce Coffman

@brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social
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Snark. Strategy. Survival. Real. Fabulous. Not flawless. Intentional. Here to help you stand up for yourself. Oh, and self care. www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman?rep=… (Yes, that Avon link is real.)

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Caturday! Meow! Hello Kitty!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trump wears a much smaller one of these on his pierced mushroom. Allegedly. Per me. Just now.
My soon to be world famous literal paper clip earrings! Viral! Trending!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Holy shit. How fucking easy and cute. My first paperclip earrings. Actual paperclips just from Dollar Tree. Attach, attach, done. They look more gold than the actual silver tone because shitty lighting.
Fast easy earrings I made with ear wires, paper clips and a bead with a bail already attached. I hope I'm using "bail" right.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
First your voting rights, then your citizenship...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Never will get the chance again. LIKE I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I kind of impressed myself. Admittedly sometimes that's not hard. But I like this set! My first ever mismatched earrings. Read it's a hot trend. My OCD won't let me do true mismatch so I just did same material/finish in different shapes.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Here's the necklace. Hopefully I'll have the earrings done tonight.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It looks so good on the gunmetal but it's so expensive. www.zazzle.com/unapologetic...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
First new pendant/necklace! All That Glitters. Imperfect on purpose Play Doh pendant painted with cheap ass glitter nail polish and sealed with ultra strong and awesome fmg base and top coat from Avon. Glorious. Hanging on my sippy cup! Bonus! #handmade #jewelry
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh my god! Your melon baller nestles conveniently in your fruit slicer.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#makeup #beauty Holy damn. Very nice. Love her eye makeup look, too. Love that she's using the makeup brush from Avon as well. www.avon.com/product/fmg-...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Victoria's not the only one with a secret... www.avon.com/product/live...
Lightweight, refreshing mist with delectable notes of sweet fig, coconut praline and whipped vanilla absorbs quickly and leaves skin beautifully scented.Lightweight, refreshing mist with delectable notes of sweet fig, coconut praline and whipped vanilla absorbs quickly and leaves skin beautifully scented.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Nintendo's trending. Did you know you are NOT legally required to order your Nintendo games and shit from Amazon? Yet. temu.to/k/pvuygefiehk
Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros Ultimate game.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Screw Amazon. And I DARE YOU to report this is as SPAM after the motherfuckers I just blocked sharing Amazon affiliate links. The Last Of Us: The Seasons 1-2 (DVD) 👉 item link: temu.to/k/pbhw7ioocy1 🎉 Coupon price[$11.95]
The Last of Us Seasons 1-2 DVD, I do believe.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Still my all time favorite fragrance. Getting harder to find. It's super old.
Claiborne for men cologne spray.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
OMG! Avon's perfumed skin softeners (body butters) are on sale two for seven dollars right now! www.avon.com/features/off...
Creamy.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
www.avon.com/repstore/bco...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Posting so I can show bestie.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Glorious.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
PH balanced is very important. If you know you know.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
— Bruce Coffman ✦ (burning ink symbol) The Velvet Scalpel
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Chaos!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trust YOUR taste, not TikTok trends. And me, of course! You already know, boo.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Spring 2026 Effortless Class Style Edit
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A lace dress doesn’t have to live in the “special occasion” corner of your closet. This red lace dress can dress up for a gallery night, relax with sneakers for a coffee date, or go full dramatic with a black coat and red lip. Which look would you wear first?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I will slap the shit out of you with a pinkie gracefully raised in the air, dahling...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trust Your Taste, Not Trends The CBK Look — Budget Edition #Budget #Affordable #Fashion
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It doesn't exist. Yet... That's what makes it so sexy!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm not tryna say you smell funny... Okay, you smell funny. Here. Avon Classics Fragrances - Get 2 for $21! Mix or match. Must add 2 products to cart for discount to apply. Ends in two days! www.avon.com/features/off...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Welcome to The Velvet Scalpel. Pull up a chair...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Velvet Scalpel... Pull up a chair..
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
When the theater is fully engulfed in flame it is absolutely appropriate to yell FIRE. And grab me some jujubes. Holla! Literally.
Colorful, delightful, gross Jujubes candies!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
#vintage #advertising #classic #icon
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
#vintage #advertising
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Oh, I kinda like that color. It looks like my eyes...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Avon's not over here playing the all women should look like bleach blond Nazi TRAD wives bullshit and I'm here for it. Holla!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It puts the lotion on its skin Or else it looks like KKKristi Noem Before all the Botox and skin stretching shit again...😳😱 www.avon.com/product/skin...
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
SCAN WITH YOUR PHONE CAMERA
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Moved recently? Your voter registration might still be tied to your old address. Worth checking.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Quick civic maintenance check: Are you registered to vote at your current address? It takes about 2 minutes to verify. Resources provided by Rock the Vote. www.rockthevote.org
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If today’s news made you want to scream into a pillow, do something slightly more productive: check your voter registration. www.rockthevote.org
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you care about anything happening in this country or the world, make sure you’re registered.
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