Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Trump wears a much smaller one of these on his pierced mushroom. Allegedly. Per me. Just now. 020
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Holy shit. How fucking easy and cute. My first paperclip earrings. Actual paperclips just from Dollar Tree. Attach, attach, done. They look more gold than the actual silver tone because shitty lighting. 130
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026First your voting rights, then your citizenship... 020
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Never will get the chance again. LIKE I TRIED TO TELL YOU. 020
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I kind of impressed myself. Admittedly sometimes that's not hard. But I like this set! My first ever mismatched earrings. Read it's a hot trend. My OCD won't let me do true mismatch so I just did same material/finish in different shapes. 030
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Here's the necklace. Hopefully I'll have the earrings done tonight. 010
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026It looks so good on the gunmetal but it's so expensive. www.zazzle.com/unapologetic... 010
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026First new pendant/necklace! All That Glitters. Imperfect on purpose Play Doh pendant painted with cheap ass glitter nail polish and sealed with ultra strong and awesome fmg base and top coat from Avon. Glorious. Hanging on my sippy cup! Bonus! #handmade #jewelry 050
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Oh my god! Your melon baller nestles conveniently in your fruit slicer. 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026#makeup #beauty Holy damn. Very nice. Love her eye makeup look, too. Love that she's using the makeup brush from Avon as well. www.avon.com/product/fmg-... 110
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Victoria's not the only one with a secret... www.avon.com/product/live... 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Nintendo's trending. Did you know you are NOT legally required to order your Nintendo games and shit from Amazon? Yet. temu.to/k/pvuygefiehk 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Screw Amazon. And I DARE YOU to report this is as SPAM after the motherfuckers I just blocked sharing Amazon affiliate links. The Last Of Us: The Seasons 1-2 (DVD) 👉 item link: temu.to/k/pbhw7ioocy1 🎉 Coupon price[$11.95] 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Still my all time favorite fragrance. Getting harder to find. It's super old. 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026OMG! Avon's perfumed skin softeners (body butters) are on sale two for seven dollars right now! www.avon.com/features/off... 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026PH balanced is very important. If you know you know. 111
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026— Bruce Coffman ✦ (burning ink symbol) The Velvet Scalpel 010
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Trust YOUR taste, not TikTok trends. And me, of course! You already know, boo. 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026A lace dress doesn’t have to live in the “special occasion” corner of your closet. This red lace dress can dress up for a gallery night, relax with sneakers for a coffee date, or go full dramatic with a black coat and red lip. Which look would you wear first? 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I will slap the shit out of you with a pinkie gracefully raised in the air, dahling... 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Trust Your Taste, Not Trends The CBK Look — Budget Edition #Budget #Affordable #Fashion 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026It doesn't exist. Yet... That's what makes it so sexy! 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I'm not tryna say you smell funny... Okay, you smell funny. Here. Avon Classics Fragrances - Get 2 for $21! Mix or match. Must add 2 products to cart for discount to apply. Ends in two days! www.avon.com/features/off... 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Welcome to The Velvet Scalpel. Pull up a chair... 030
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026When the theater is fully engulfed in flame it is absolutely appropriate to yell FIRE. And grab me some jujubes. Holla! Literally. 110
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Oh, I kinda like that color. It looks like my eyes... 010
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Avon's not over here playing the all women should look like bleach blond Nazi TRAD wives bullshit and I'm here for it. Holla! 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026It puts the lotion on its skin Or else it looks like KKKristi Noem Before all the Botox and skin stretching shit again...😳😱 www.avon.com/product/skin... 010
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Moved recently? Your voter registration might still be tied to your old address. Worth checking. 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Quick civic maintenance check: Are you registered to vote at your current address? It takes about 2 minutes to verify. Resources provided by Rock the Vote. www.rockthevote.org 000
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If today’s news made you want to scream into a pillow, do something slightly more productive: check your voter registration. www.rockthevote.org 011
Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you care about anything happening in this country or the world, make sure you’re registered. 142