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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Grandpa, what tiny little hands you have. All the better to grab the world by the pussy with, my dear. 😳

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

When you shake your ass, they notice fast. Some mistakes were built to last. And last. And last. And... 🙄

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

It's raining men! Well, the song's on. Damn it.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Trump wears a much smaller one of these on his pierced mushroom. Allegedly. Per me. Just now.

My soon to be world famous literal paper clip earrings! Viral! Trending!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you. I should really record the way I say it because it would crack you up. 🤭

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Who let the dogs out? Hopefully Bluesky Police tomorrow and I'll be back on my main account. Woof!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Holy shit. How fucking easy and cute. My first paperclip earrings. Actual paperclips just from Dollar Tree. Attach, attach, done. They look more gold than the actual silver tone because shitty lighting.

Fast easy earrings I made with ear wires, paper clips and a bead with a bail already attached. I hope I'm using "bail" right.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

"You said I killed you, haunt me, then! Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!" -Wuthering Heights

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Oh my goodness! Pleasant surprise. For a welcome change. I have $32.87 on my Avon debit card from recent commissions. Nice! Place those orders! Feed these kitty cats! Meow!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fuck this shit. I'm sending the flying monkeys.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I'm not learning how to sew, so I gotta figure out how to cut and glue some fabric or some shit to make little clothes for my faux Barbies to make my Golden Girls look like, well, the Golden Girls for my little display I want to make. Carry on.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fill those gas tanks! Dumb motherfuckers! 😂

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Now I'm so fucking bored. Goddamn. I hate motherfucking night time.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Mike Johnson always remind me of one of them creepy little monkey with the cymbals doll puppet things. Creepy little fucker.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

First your voting rights, then your citizenship...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Never will get the chance again. LIKE I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

WWE Backlash? Is that Trump's new favorite wrestler? The one dressed as a plantation master with the whip? I crack me up! You know it's coming. Learn to vote! Doh! Too late! 😂

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

😳This sounds kind of... rude, @moderation.bsky.app . Didn't you all throw me in the gulag for over three months for being "rude?" Didn't you?

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

HOW?????????????????????????????????

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Not too cowardly. Thinking they're gonna ride his coattails to world domination. Anxious to see how that works out for them. So far seems to be working...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Why did I not buy every single one of the little Russell Stover chocolates packs at Dollar Tree? Why?

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Did Red Lobster finally price itself out of business? I never hear about them anymore. I used to love it before they got INSANE on their pricing. My closest used to always have an hour to three hour wait before the price gouging nonsense.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I guess Kim Kardashian's giant toxin filled manmade buttocks are supposed to be... ASSpirational? I crack me up!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Did you know Sephora's not the only place to buy beauty products? Fucking revolutionary! www.avon.com/repstore/bco...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Did you know you don't have to buy all your DVDs from Jeff Bezos? What? There are other places to shop besides Amazon????? Revolutionary! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

It looks like a Picasso style face! I love that!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I kind of impressed myself. Admittedly sometimes that's not hard. But I like this set! My first ever mismatched earrings. Read it's a hot trend. My OCD won't let me do true mismatch so I just did same material/finish in different shapes.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Electoral Maps is trending. What a cute way to say we're so fucked. 🤭

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Maybe, just maybe... I'm not gonna finish that because I'll get called bad names. BUT, I will say... criticizing war crimes and genocide and evil are NOT automatically Antisemitism. Learn things.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Oh holy damn. Not a fan of giant brand name anything anymore but this Campbell's country gravy with sausage is fucking fine. Even just with white bread which is all I have right now. Got it at Dollar Tree. Hope they have more and I can get some next month and then get some BISCUITS!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Oh dear Jayzuss. IndyCar is trending on Bluesky? I thought this was the classy part of the online universe. 🙄

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

It looks so good on the gunmetal but it's so expensive. www.zazzle.com/unapologetic...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I still love this. I don't want to set the world on fire... Today. www.zazzle.com/unapologetic...

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Unapologetic Pride Zippo Lighter | Zazzle

Light it up proudly.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I was gonna use these two smaller Play Doh pieces as small necklace pendants but I think I might actually make them a pair of mismatched shape earrings to go with big round pendant necklace. I read mismatched earrings are a thing right now.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yo' sippy cup is dirty. You not supposed to be looking that close.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I really hope it's not another Hillbilly Hoedown night. I really don't want to be thumped by Murcah Furst's made in China ghetto blaster speaker... 🙄

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Let's see... When they take citizenship away from Blacks, they just go back to slavery. Women go back to the kitchen spitting out babies. We gay folks just gonna be used for target practice? Probably. Fun!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Oh my Ra. What if I crunch up some beads and pour them and some glue into molds to make jewelry pendants? We shall probably see!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffmanagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

America is fucking stupid. Stay away. It may be contagious.

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