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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)

@bruce69420.bsky.social
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 1h
They would catch on in Red Bank, NJ
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 1h
This still about supergirl?
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 5h
Louis is gonna be real sad
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 6h
@fakemadtv.bsky.social
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 6h
jackie and jade switched bodies
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 6h
have the lottery soon, heavy corn will be grewn
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 22h
#FilmSky #PieSky #ArniePyeInTheSky
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 23h
Close up: closed casket
Zoom out: we’re in a Catholic Church
Location: East Great Falls, Michigan

It’s a mystery movie. Who is in the coffin? We one by one pan over to one of “the guys” and see what he’s been up to since we last saw them. Each time we are caught up with them we end with them walking into the church, talking about how much they’re gonna miss them. And they were the glue that held them together. We see Kevin, Finch, Sherminator, Nadia, Jim. Oh no, Jim looks extra sad! Where’s Michelle? Is she in the coffin? No, she’s not. Oh fuck is it Jim’s dad? Well he is dead but he was Jewish and this funeral is at a Catholic Church. (Jim looked extra sad cuz he sat on his balls). The coffin flops open and it’s Stifler. We learn he died cuz he got his dick sucked too good one night and then died. That’s the end of the American Pie franchise. Thanks for stopping by!

(Stifler’s mom died peacefully in her sleep off camera after winning the lottery and donating it all to charity)
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lol cmon man
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Through Bane Cool
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that’s so cool
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffering
en.wikipedia.org
Suffering - Wikipedia
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tag yourself. I’m Danny DeVito Penguin
My dolls in the dollhouse my wife built for BalatroTwo bats and a cat about to fuck
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It should be Richard Kind or Wallace Shawn or this lady named Keisha I used to work with but you know what the fuck do I know
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seth MacFarlane to voice Princess Donut
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Wtf What The Fuck
Alt: Wtf What The Fuck
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wouldn’t know.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*I have no plans of it being frozen themed
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No. It never has been and it never will be.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man fuck this. I’m going to sleep.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know nine out of ten times you’re like, why are people on the Nazi site? Then some motherfucker over here posts something so ignorant you wanna go back to where you weren’t so targeted. smdh
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Angry Fan Girl Reaction to The Miz
Alt: Angry Fan Girl Reaction to The Miz
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What *was* The Chive? I know I needed to Keep Calm and Chive On. But that’s about it.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is the biggest letdown in video game history and why is it when you backtrack to the level 7 door of the second sniper wolf battle and all that’s in there are stinger and maybe nikita missiles?
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mendoza Simpsons
Alt: Mendoza Simpsons
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Falconer’s Time Machine
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Comedic Stylings of Slovin & Allen
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ain’t got time to season my pans. I’m too busy seizing the day.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is ableist
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
many such cases
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
John Cleese's Ministry of Silly Walks
Alt: John Cleese's Ministry of Silly Walks
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cownt Dwackoowa
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bram Stoker's BLACULA
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He says he mentioned it five or six times.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello?! Captain Eliot here. When you asked me to deliver this crate across the Atlantic, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn’t tell me we would be carrying a Dracula across the ocean! No, you didn’t! Well, that’s not my recollection. Yeah, well... all right, good-bye.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
watching dracula boat rn
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Disclosure Day Datclosure Day Brother, I just want a final season of LAST MAN ON EARTH so I can get some Closure Day
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Barb and MacGruber Go to Vista del Mar
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gun store gun store liquor store gun store
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Incredible
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeselnik is who all of those dumbass ass ass k!ll tony guys wish they were/think they are
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ron “Forth Worth Salad” White
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fort Jeff Foxworthy
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the type of technology i wish existed when balatro was an infant was a smell detector. this way i'd know if she done pooped herself and that's why she was crying or if she was just adjusting to the sleep training. oh and a robot that would tell her i love her for me.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #crooners, birds singing”.
youtu.be
The World's Greatest Bird Caller | Comedy Bang! Bang!
YouTube video by Sullivan's Clips
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i've never not had to remind myself that the replacements were not the refreshments and did not sing the theme song from friends. they are three separate bands.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thank the heavens my amazon profile only talks about the clothes and superhero dolls i buy and not the inordinate amount of sex toys that go into a butt.
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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s near where my now wife was almost trafficked
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