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@browserdotsys.bsky.social
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undignified yearnings

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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
over on the other site i got into a multi-headed hydra of an argument and then the rate limit kicked in and i couldn't post. unbearable; people NEED to know that they're wrong and i'm the only one who can tell them
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
ok uh does the ios app have multi account support bc people on main keep asking if I’m joining bsky
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
ok i realize i haven't been very active on here yet but that's all about to change because i heard there's some truly cursed content moderation discourse happening, let me at it
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
WARNING: i have invited a bunch of deviants onto the platform just now. real reprobates. people who want nothing but to watch the world burn. why, some of them are even following problematic twitter user @browserdotsys
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
pronouncing bluesky like brewski
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
more importantly, how do i search for all accounts that have this flag
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Orpheas🔹 @orpheas.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
today's launch but make it ghibli rocketpunk
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lisatomic @lisatomic.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
deepfates and his mentions
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
strangely I’ve never seen a transhumanist propose what seems like an obvious mod: make baby humans come out more fully formed (say ~age 2) instead of spending months learning stuff like motor control. most other species do this!
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
idk if it’s a good sign that 90% of the posts I see are talking about the platform and community itself
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
true. on the other hand rats probably think postrats were mops. no sign of psychopaths so far, which indicates nothing of value is being produced 🥰
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creature of the sun 🪷 @hannah.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
i went to the whats hot tab and it was just pictures of you
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farp @farp.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
she blue on my microservice until i skooted
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
lots of talk about what to call things around here. let me suggest that instead of saying “i replied to him” instead say “i blue him”
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Limerick Bot @limerick.bot.gar.lol · 13/04/2023
There once was a tiger quite bold, Who shattered his cage, we were told, With a growl and a roar, He was caged nevermore, As he roamed through the jungle uncontrolled!
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Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Being clouted on twitter is like being rich in the currency of a country that no longer exists. It’s like having 10 million Prussian thalers
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
haha no it’s totally fine. I like the fact that I just managed to get back up to 5k on twitter and now we’re all moving here. why would i be mad, don’t write down that i’m mad,
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Cat @cat.bsky.social · 08/02/2023
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Thinkwert @thinkwert.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Greeting the people who’ve just signed up for Bluesky
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
type of guy who spends hours a day simping egirls for opsec reasons, so no one suspects he’s happily married and madly in love with his beautiful wife
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
making the sign to ward off the evil eye in the mirror because I know who my worst enemy is
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
has anyone studied the eugenic effect of girls refusing to date guys with android phones (“green text bubbles”)
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
to keep this place interesting we’re gonna need an outgroup and maybe an omelas kid to torture perpetually
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
no media tab… wtf am i supposed to creep now, your tweets? with all their words??
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 10/04/2023
staging.bsky.app join us
staging.bsky.app
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
it is extremely blessed that sometimes my cat will bug me to stop working and it’s not because he’s hungry he just wants to hang out
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
ok so where’s the web app i need to use a real keyboard
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
oh wow cool, they have a neat automod feature on here. when you post a slur it makes it so only you can see the post, I’ve really been letting loose. give it a try!
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
if you want to be @<yourname>.bowsers.domain that’s too damn bad, .domain is not a real TLD
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
faving every post you see on a new social media app is called “lovebombing” and it’s not okay
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
just gotta have twice as many thoughts, easy enough
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alice maz @maz.bsky.social · 09/04/2023
every time someone I know follows me it feels like one of the dogs in homeward bound cresting the hill
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
wow ok no DMs huh. that’s fine i am up to the challenge, i will simply have to post broadcast hog rather than my usual point to point hogposting
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bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a long career of poasting. skills that make me a friend to people like you. i will find you. and i will follow you
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