bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 04/07/2023over on the other site i got into a multi-headed hydra of an argument and then the rate limit kicked in and i couldn't post. unbearable; people NEED to know that they're wrong and i'm the only one who can tell them 1483
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 02/07/2023ok uh does the ios app have multi account support bc people on main keep asking if I’m joining bsky 4310
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 01/05/2023ok i realize i haven't been very active on here yet but that's all about to change because i heard there's some truly cursed content moderation discourse happening, let me at it 7701
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 27/04/2023WARNING: i have invited a bunch of deviants onto the platform just now. real reprobates. people who want nothing but to watch the world burn. why, some of them are even following problematic twitter user @browserdotsys 8703
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 22/04/2023more importantly, how do i search for all accounts that have this flag 1535
Reposted by bowserOrpheas🔹 @orpheas.bsky.social · 20/04/2023today's launch but make it ghibli rocketpunk 38310
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 16/04/2023strangely I’ve never seen a transhumanist propose what seems like an obvious mod: make baby humans come out more fully formed (say ~age 2) instead of spending months learning stuff like motor control. most other species do this! 11500
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 16/04/2023idk if it’s a good sign that 90% of the posts I see are talking about the platform and community itself 20700
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 16/04/2023true. on the other hand rats probably think postrats were mops. no sign of psychopaths so far, which indicates nothing of value is being produced 🥰 4370
Reposted by bowsercreature of the sun 🪷 @hannah.bsky.social · 10/04/2023i went to the whats hot tab and it was just pictures of you 510811
Reposted by bowserfarp @farp.bsky.social · 14/04/2023she blue on my microservice until i skooted 0141
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 14/04/2023lots of talk about what to call things around here. let me suggest that instead of saying “i replied to him” instead say “i blue him” 8879
Reposted by bowserLimerick Bot @limerick.bot.gar.lol · 13/04/2023There once was a tiger quite bold, Who shattered his cage, we were told, With a growl and a roar, He was caged nevermore, As he roamed through the jungle uncontrolled! 1203
Reposted by bowserDaniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Being clouted on twitter is like being rich in the currency of a country that no longer exists. It’s like having 10 million Prussian thalers 1417517
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 12/04/2023haha no it’s totally fine. I like the fact that I just managed to get back up to 5k on twitter and now we’re all moving here. why would i be mad, don’t write down that i’m mad, 9801
Reposted by bowserThinkwert @thinkwert.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Greeting the people who’ve just signed up for Bluesky 417912
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 12/04/2023type of guy who spends hours a day simping egirls for opsec reasons, so no one suspects he’s happily married and madly in love with his beautiful wife 8901
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 12/04/2023making the sign to ward off the evil eye in the mirror because I know who my worst enemy is 6392
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 11/04/2023has anyone studied the eugenic effect of girls refusing to date guys with android phones (“green text bubbles”) 12480
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 11/04/2023to keep this place interesting we’re gonna need an outgroup and maybe an omelas kid to torture perpetually 7780
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 11/04/2023no media tab… wtf am i supposed to creep now, your tweets? with all their words?? 6945
Reposted by bowser deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 10/04/2023staging.bsky.app join usstaging.bsky.app 4221
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023it is extremely blessed that sometimes my cat will bug me to stop working and it’s not because he’s hungry he just wants to hang out 3441
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023ok so where’s the web app i need to use a real keyboard 3350
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023oh wow cool, they have a neat automod feature on here. when you post a slur it makes it so only you can see the post, I’ve really been letting loose. give it a try! 6511
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023if you want to be @<yourname>.bowsers.domain that’s too damn bad, .domain is not a real TLD 1230
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023faving every post you see on a new social media app is called “lovebombing” and it’s not okay 3490
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023just gotta have twice as many thoughts, easy enough 2501
Reposted by bowseralice maz @maz.bsky.social · 09/04/2023every time someone I know follows me it feels like one of the dogs in homeward bound cresting the hill 0494
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023wow ok no DMs huh. that’s fine i am up to the challenge, i will simply have to post broadcast hog rather than my usual point to point hogposting 5441
bowser @browserdotsys.bsky.social · 10/04/2023but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a long career of poasting. skills that make me a friend to people like you. i will find you. and i will follow you 6695