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Don't follow me, I'm an idiot. I'm here to read what smarter people have to say and occasionally say something stupid.

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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That header photo is really intense
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's more machine than man
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Johnsonville, no. Please. Don't do this.
Johnsonville Dr. Pepper sausage
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember back in like, 2012, the national conversation was about how "attack ads" were really deleterious to the national conversation. What a relic of a different era of politics, thank God we've moved past that. These guys suck really hard, you should point that out as often as possible.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, I know we don't have to hand it to her for so many reasons. I'll just say "please keep posting this shit"
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have an advanced degree in physics and I went out of my way to take history courses in undergrad. Because I wanted to know stuff better, and that's what college is for.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't post about things I actually have some experience in often enough. I've autotuned my own voice and it never sounded this bad.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On Bret Stephens
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, Lee fucking Greenwood? Jesus Christ
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not gonna pretend to be super plugged into all this, but I first heard about Yudkowski about ten years ago in the context of "isn't this guy a weird Internet freak, lol you'll only ever meet a few people who know who he is" and boy did that not turn out to be the case (derogatory)
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This (not vaccinating against rabies because dogtism) is one of those things that has been popping into my head unprompted for years and every time I remember "it's safer to get shot in the head than for rabies to reach your brain stem, and it's not even close"
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Top five human inventions of all time: 1) Indoors 2) Mattress 3) Blanket 4) Pillow 5) Pizza
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🤔
reuters.com
RFK Jr. says he has 'skeletons in my closet' after sexual assault allegation
Independent U.S. presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Tuesday he has "so many skeletons in my closet," when asked about an allegation in a Vanity Fair article that he sexually assaulte...
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen, this guy is straight up arguing you can steal another man's life force by sucking his dick. His username, nakula, is suspiciously similar to Dracula. I think he's a cum vampire.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All of Galaxy Quest, every single character. Tim Allen included.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear it, but those viral posts about Craigslist ads paying people to be at $POLITICAL_EVENT are always fake. Always.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just finished "Lincoln at Gettysburg" and I hope that AES is Wills pilled
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She's trying to thread a needle here without offering any commitments to the crank side of the issue. The really dangerous part of MAHA is that there's a real point that hasn't been well-addressed, and she's trying to address it without promising anything to the crazies
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The plaid turban kicks ass. Hell yeah I wanna see cultural traditions blend together and take on new meaning
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We need a GIF stronger than "let them fight."
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Am I the only one who reuses the hot dog water? You know it's sterile because you boil it every time
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look, I try to be understanding, but if you're setting off fireworks at 10pm on a Sunday night in the city without any holiday attached, you're an asshole
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Someone should look into this question of grounding a system of probability in logical philosophy, crazy nobody thought of this before
en.wikipedia.org
Cox's theorem - Wikipedia
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fuck this "our workplace is special" bullshit. This is straight up "I just won on my anti-union bingo card last updated 80 years ago" nonsense. "Unions are for burger flippers" is literally a verbatim union-busting law firm line.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I gotta say, BlueSky is really good at having persistent bugs that are really hard to describe.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think this is still one of my favorite line reads from him
youtu.be
IT - kiss me fatboy!
YouTube video by angelofmusic614
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's obvious that "the human body never stops changing, the brain included." It's also obvious that manipulating these changes is different depending on when they happen. That's a totally different conversation from "should we allow kids to experiment with gender?" Yes, we should.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"The judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether"
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We all know kkkapitalist Micro$oft capped the number of rows an Excel document can have in order to prevent their products from being used to advance the true science of socialism, catch up my dude
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An asymmetry I don't think I've seen discussed is that, at least in my experience, LLMs are way better at identifying potentially bad code than they are are writing good code
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Watching an early 2000's movie featuring Eric Bana and an odd and overdone green color grading. Just kind of surprised it's not the Hulk one
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Curtis Sliwa was invented in a lab to test the proposition of "you don't have to hand it to him." And goddammit those scientists were good
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The only way I've seen transphobes engage with trans men is in terms of pseudofeminist concern over young girls wishing to be the dominant gender because being a woman is intolerable. Trans men are gender traitors and trans women are predatory perverts. What a fucked up view of gender
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Maybe there's a hard case somewhere that actually challenges one's principles, but "a guy who was dishonest about meaningless bullshit shouldn't be hounded to death, especially when it's largely because he's black" doesn't seem like a particularly difficult stance to take. Unless you don't want to.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hot take: barbecue sauce is to pork as A1 is to steak. It's fine to like the flavor, but if you need it then the meat was poorly prepared (I know this is about burgers, the idea is the same)
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Part 2: you think GPS is a big deal because you can work out where you are, but actually it's a bigger deal that you can work out exactly what time it is
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
GPS doesn't track your location, it literally can't. Your devices use GPS broadcasts to compute your position. Your devices often do track you.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can we talk about how AI slop isn't just insane visual garbage, but peddles these weird vindictive comeuppance narratives that always end up feeling at least vaguely reactionary?
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm no expert, but "new atheist centrist resist lib" isn't what I'd call a "growth demographic." Also, I can't wait to see what the first altDOGE account has in store for us
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is how I felt the entire time playing Black Flag Resynced
youtu.be
Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't even think this is useful because none of the hateful morons who backed this agenda will change their mind after watching this. He's just another elite hypocrite, hiring an "illegal" to displace a "heritage American."
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Andrew @andrewhsowards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So the little extra money you do manage to scrape out of your disability doesn't go to new, uncovered by insurance medical treatment that might actually help get you back you work, it goes to an agency this mother fucker owes $100M to and won't collect. I may be bitter about this.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So, there's no way those caverns aren't going to suffer damage, right? There's no way supply comes back fast enough and Trump will not stop drawing down reserves for a silly reason like "you will cause permanent damage to the infrastructure"
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finally getting around to The Man in the High Castle (the show) and man, "dying fascist leader of America obsessed with objects of his unstable legacy" is a prescient theme
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Millennials had a whole discourse about how people said "literally" when they didn't mean literally, and we're supposed to just ignore how approximately 0.001% of lols actually corresponded to vocal laughter?
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've been thinking for a while now that our contemporary political divide is literally just the same slave state poison from 150ish years ago and stuff like this is not changing my mind
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Real American Patriots™️ don't find inspiration in British history, Loyalist.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The choice to perform this dialogue in a contemporary American English dialect is certainly not without controversy, but I see how it helps communicate the story to a modern audience.
youtu.be
Gimme Some Sugar, Baby
YouTube video by HorrorFan92
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We're well overdue for "Taco Bell is good, actually" and I'm here for it.
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Cairo Practical Effects @browhocares.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Rumble in the Bronx. I was 10. The part where they fed Lance into a wood chipper fucked me up. I mean, it's been a couple decades since I've seen it and I still remember the guy's name
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