Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All the cool kids are saying it. Fire Mike Elias. 0103
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's a wrap on the 2026 season for us. O's sweep the doubleheader and the three-game series with the Jays, leapfrog Toronto in the standings, and keep their own meager playoff hopes alive. I'm glad Pete Alonso is a Baltimore Oriole. 040
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It doesn't seem like a coincidence that the woman who gave us "I Hate Myself for Loving You" is an Orioles fan. 2285
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Danny Valencia Posse, mount up! (Don't mind the ponytail, photo is four years old and I hadn't come to my senses yet.) 020
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanFormerly FoxForceFlacco @bmoreorless.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wait Hinds is 1 for 22 vs lefties this season and that’s the matchup Albernaz schemed up? He really is the worst manager I’ve ever seen, it’s shocking 191
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Orioles should stop bringing in guys named Craig until they can figure out what's going on.static.klipy.comRichard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man AnnoyedAlt: Richard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man 110
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you love this video, please enjoy the additional context. According to Mike Flanagan (RIP), on his way off the field, Earl Weaver asked Flanny if he had balked and Mike admitted that he had. Earl spat out, "Then fuck you too!" and stomped away. 192
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This essay says a lot of things that I've been struggling to articulate in recent weeks. Some excellent talking points for the next time I vent my spleen when i get an unsolicited money beg from those same anti-trans Democratic candidates. 1203
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanGummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Butcher, Andy Williams, drawn in the style of the 1982 Wrestling All-Stars set 1329
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don't know if I'm going to make it to November with my sanity intact. 030
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanKevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Daily piece of Orioles ephemera: #1. John Lowenstein had quite a good October 16. www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BAL/BA... 192
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Daily piece of Orioles ephemera: #1. John Lowenstein had quite a good October 16. www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BAL/BA... 192
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've said it before, but now it's literally true: Mike Elias is Bloodless. 020
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I might've been stupid enough to renew my Orioles season tickets for next year, but even I wasn't delusional enough to float them another interest-free loan for hypothetical postseason tickets. So there's that. 240
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At this point, just let Rick Dempsey's goofy ass manage the Orioles for the last three weeks of the season. Couldn't be worse. 0101
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Intrusive thought I just had: Craig Albernaz is going to use Heston Kjerstad in the outfield as much as he can. Whatever, they clawed back to .500 after four months in the wilderness, I'm invincible until at least first pitch tonight. 010
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Joe Altobelli emptied the Orioles' bench in innings 7-9 as they came back to tie it. In the 10th he had IF Lenn Sakata (5'9",160lb) catching, OF John Lowenstein at 2B, & OF Gary Roenicke at 3B. Sakata hit a walk-off 3-run HR in the bottom of the 10th to cap his only career inning behind the plate. 4101
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanSometimes known as Chu @camdencottage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have JUST THE GUY for the Astrosstatic.klipy.comOrioles Elias Mike EliasAlt: A blithering idiot, sitting in the Orioles GM’s chair in the Orioles GM’s box at an Orioles game, looks stressed at a phone while running his hand through his blithering idiot hair 071
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One of the better vibes games in a while. Uncommonly strong defense, good pitching, and a couple of clutch pinch hits. 0120
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I cannot believe that the 1976 Orioles with Reggie Jackson and Jim Palmer in their primes did not collapse in upon themselves from the sheer force of ego. 050
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's good to know that I can just keep sending those donation begs from my alma mater straight to the recycling bin. You're a liberal arts college, what is you doing? 250
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It turns out that "Fly Different" translates to "What if we were just the Mets?". 271
Reposted by Kevin Brotzmangallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Baseball Card Boss: We have to do something unique this year. Anything in mind Designer: Yeah, of course, get this: communism Baseball Card Boss: Wha- Designer: Yeah like Pete Alonso but he's a Soviet propaganda guy. We already printed like a million. He already signed them 1143259
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Thank you to Tyler O'Neill and Coby Mayo for the back-to-back home runs, they were a lovely birthday gift. This is 44 when you're melting. 060
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 06/08/2026FWIW, the question was "who was the MVP of the 1983 World Series", and he did get it right. 030
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm very disappointed that the Orioles chose a guy named Dennis Martinez Jr. to be the between-innings trivia contestant and the answer was NOT Dennis Martinez. 030
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Boy, remembering THIS guy after yesterday's deadline debacle is salt in the wound for Birdland. 000
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm rushing right out to get my authentic Fanatics Nike jersey with "PROSPECTS" on the name plate. Bloodless Quants forever! 040
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hey, is this where we're crashing out about the Orioles? 🧵 (6 posts total) 190
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 03/08/2026After the Orioles bumped our partial season ticket plan from 29 to 40 games this year, I renewed w/some trepidation. My reward was seeing them wallpaper the ballpark w/ads and roll out a frustrating team that was less than the sum of its parts. Still, they were 2.5 gms out of a playoff spot. (1/2) 181
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Same with gender-affirming care for kids. Good-faith concern would be, "gee we should be making sure kids are appropriately assessed before receiving care and don't end up regretting it," realizing the numbers are tiny, kids are assessed and regret rates are miniscule and then dropping it. 42077259
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I missed innings 10-12 of the Orioles' bonkers comeback win today because I had a therapy session. There's a punchline in there somewhere. 080
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This is the team that's pressuring me to renew the season tickets I've held for 14 years. Gotta opt out by August 7 if you don't want to auto-renew! Otherwise we'll charge you the first installment on August 11. For 2027. The season that starts 7 1/2 months later, assuming there's no lockout. 180
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanHeather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Fuck off to all the people doing the chop. Get that racist shit out of here. 3434
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Live report from Oriole Park at Camden Yards: the more I see of the beer-branded flag court, the less I like it. The white logos plastered all over the brick facade, the branding on the railing, and the TVs FACING THE FIELD OF PLAY are all downgrades. 140
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanJoel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My two-year-old son just walked up to me and asked, "Daddy, how can the Orioles ever maximize revenue for Mr. Rubenstein while competing against the much larger markets in their division if the players won't agree to a salary cap?" I didn't know how to answer. I just held him close as we both cried. 44613
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What the hell did Don Lee (bottom right) just see? 110
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fun fact: 1948 was a year after Jackie Robinson integrated the Dodgers...and 11 years before Pumpsie Green finally became the first Black player for the Red Sox. 010
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Damn, even when the Orioles claw their way back to fourth place, they're still in the basement. Fun fact: the New York Times is fascist, transphobic trash. 140
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Take the series please and dammit. Let's go O's and let's go mustard! 140
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I've been in the park for a ton of disappointing and frustrating losses this year, but Samuel Basallo said NOT TONIGHT. 040
Reposted by Kevin BrotzmanLaura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026BRB, calling my lawyer and making Basallo my primary beneficiary. Sorry, kids! 3585
Kevin Brotzman @brotz13.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Distinguished Orioles alumni in attendance for tonight's dramatic 5-3 win: LHP Rick Krivda (1995-97, not pictured), RHP Tom Niedenfuer (1987-88), and RHP Don Stanhouse (1978-79, 1982). Yes, Adrienne Roberson acknowledged the "Fullpack" nickname over the PA. 042
