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🅱️rooks Hoffos

@brookshoffos.wtf
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Brooks Hoffos | #ForgedInTheNorth🇨🇦 Real Estate | Finance | Passionate Workaholic | Tech Nerd | Curious Traveler | #Food & #Wine Lover | Creative Thinker (yes, dyslexic too) | P.Eng. | Occasionally sleeps #AntiTrump #PoliticalNerd #Investor #Science

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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 12/02/2026
Oh you are worried about groceries doubling? The Dow is over 50,000. Foreign policy in shambles? The Dow is over 50,000. Your mortgage just reset? The Dow is over 50,000. It is like the new duct tape for reality. If you say it loud enough, apparently everything is fine.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 12/02/2026
Good point. You are right
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 12/02/2026
If there were a masterclass in moral compromise, Pam Bondi would be teaching it. She is the most vile human being.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026
Thank you D! ❤️❤️❤️
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026
I have been following her disappearance closely. I truly hope they find her alive and bring her home safely. And if not, I hope her family gets real answers and the closure they deserve.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026
💔💔💔
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026
Tumbler Ridge is a tiny town known for its trails, its quiet beauty, and its good people. This will weigh heavy on everyone. My heart is with the families and the whole community tonight. Hold each other close.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026
There are no words that fit a loss like this. A small town like Tumbler Ridge feels grief collectively, house by house, family by family. My thoughts are with the victims, their loved ones, and a community now carrying an unimaginable weight. ❤️
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Tumbler Ridge school shooting: nine dead after ‘devastating’ attack; Canada police say shooter found deceased – latest updates
Royal Canadian Mounted Police say suspect found dead from apparent self-inflicted wound after shooting at a high school in British Columbia
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 10/02/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 10/02/2026
Happy Tuesday morning. Coffee is doing most of the thinking, my body is negotiating terms, and optimism has entered the room cautiously. Either way, we are up, we are moving, and we are pretending this was the plan all along.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026
That takes lived experience emotional chaos and impeccable taste. Machines are still buffering. We are safe for a while.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026
Coffee to wake up. Gym to behave. Work to pay for both. Monday routine locked in. #HappyMonday
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026
Hahahaha! Good job
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026
They were amazing!!!
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026
Seahawks win. Bad Bunny owned the stage. Trump is furious somewhere. The universe feels briefly aligned. Life is good.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny did more for this nation in 15 minutes than Donald Trump has in a decade. I really believe that.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Great job #greenday
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Trump = insecurity. This is politics as performance art and the country pays the price. Embarrassing is exactly the word.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
I miss Obama. I wish Michelle would run. I know she does not want to but I really wish she would.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Love. It.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Leadership tells you everything. One message punches down at an athlete. The other lifts up an entire team. One is about ego. The other is about country. Pick the energy you want representing you on the world stage.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Right!!! I miss the American commercials. We need them back.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Brilliant. It’s that simple. @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social
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Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin) on Threads
Four minutes of straight BELT TO 🍑
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
He took his own food to Italy… Because JD Vance is such a fine tuned machine.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If you have to create an alternative Super Bowl halftime, you’re un-American.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So let me get this straight. The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019. He didn’t die until August 10. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil...
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Amazing efficiency. Draft the obituary, schedule reality for tomorrow, hit publish. If only the rest of government ran this smoothly. Definitely not weird. Just very proactive about the future.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Maybe Trump thinks fixing the housing crisis means tearing things down and building a new east wing and ballroom. On brand.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
This ad…
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Calling the creator an idiot is easy. Dodging the person who shared it is the tell. One idiot makes a meme. A bigger idiot amplifies it. Funny how Lawler only wants to talk about half the problem.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Some years back Canada and the US fought over Super Bowl ads and we lost them. Now we miss the best commercials. Question. Can we dust off that same tech mute the Trump ICE and Fannie Mae ads and negotiate our Super Bowl commercials back. Asking for a country.
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a pepsi and coca cola fridge in a store with the time 06:23
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
❤️
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Exactly. Making an Olympic team is about performance not party affiliation. Weird that this even needs explaining.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
💯 agree Bill! If the goal is election integrity, follow evidence not vibes or billionaires with megaphones. Facts still matter.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Happy Sunday Alan!
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Hahaha! Poopy pants president
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
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a woman is giving the middle finger in front of a blue background that says " fact "
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Hahahaha
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
I hope he doesn’t have a heart attack over it.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
💯 agree!! If laws are broken, charge people. If systems fail, fix them.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
😂😂😂
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Apparently sleep is an option for us
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
😂😂😂
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Calling it a movie is generous. It is about one of the most disliked women on earth. Real question is who reviewed it. Actual humans or bots. And lets be honest even bots would have bailed before the credits rolled.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Yep
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
Nothing screams moral authority like Kid Rock soundtracking a prayer breakfast.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
And growing
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