🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 12/02/2026Oh you are worried about groceries doubling? The Dow is over 50,000. Foreign policy in shambles? The Dow is over 50,000. Your mortgage just reset? The Dow is over 50,000. It is like the new duct tape for reality. If you say it loud enough, apparently everything is fine. 11210
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 12/02/2026If there were a masterclass in moral compromise, Pam Bondi would be teaching it. She is the most vile human being. 140
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026I have been following her disappearance closely. I truly hope they find her alive and bring her home safely. And if not, I hope her family gets real answers and the closure they deserve. 110
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026Tumbler Ridge is a tiny town known for its trails, its quiet beauty, and its good people. This will weigh heavy on everyone. My heart is with the families and the whole community tonight. Hold each other close. 210
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 11/02/2026There are no words that fit a loss like this. A small town like Tumbler Ridge feels grief collectively, house by house, family by family. My thoughts are with the victims, their loved ones, and a community now carrying an unimaginable weight. ❤️theguardian.comTumbler Ridge school shooting: nine dead after ‘devastating’ attack; Canada police say shooter found deceased – latest updatesRoyal Canadian Mounted Police say suspect found dead from apparent self-inflicted wound after shooting at a high school in British Columbia 475
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 10/02/2026Happy Tuesday morning. Coffee is doing most of the thinking, my body is negotiating terms, and optimism has entered the room cautiously. Either way, we are up, we are moving, and we are pretending this was the plan all along. 140
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026That takes lived experience emotional chaos and impeccable taste. Machines are still buffering. We are safe for a while. 010
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026Coffee to wake up. Gym to behave. Work to pay for both. Monday routine locked in. #HappyMonday 020
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/02/2026Seahawks win. Bad Bunny owned the stage. Trump is furious somewhere. The universe feels briefly aligned. Life is good. 3254
Reposted by 🅱️rooks HoffosJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad Bunny did more for this nation in 15 minutes than Donald Trump has in a decade. I really believe that. 832603485
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Trump = insecurity. This is politics as performance art and the country pays the price. Embarrassing is exactly the word. 020
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026I miss Obama. I wish Michelle would run. I know she does not want to but I really wish she would. 110
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Leadership tells you everything. One message punches down at an athlete. The other lifts up an entire team. One is about ego. The other is about country. Pick the energy you want representing you on the world stage. 020
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Right!!! I miss the American commercials. We need them back. 110
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Brilliant. It’s that simple. @isaiahrmartin.bsky.socialthreads.comIsaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin) on ThreadsFour minutes of straight BELT TO 🍑 020
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026He took his own food to Italy… Because JD Vance is such a fine tuned machine. 082
Reposted by 🅱️rooks HoffosOutspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If you have to create an alternative Super Bowl halftime, you’re un-American. 3455194
Reposted by 🅱️rooks HoffosHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/02/2026So let me get this straight. The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019. He didn’t die until August 10. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil... 41942462223
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Amazing efficiency. Draft the obituary, schedule reality for tomorrow, hit publish. If only the rest of government ran this smoothly. Definitely not weird. Just very proactive about the future. 090
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Maybe Trump thinks fixing the housing crisis means tearing things down and building a new east wing and ballroom. On brand. 030
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Calling the creator an idiot is easy. Dodging the person who shared it is the tell. One idiot makes a meme. A bigger idiot amplifies it. Funny how Lawler only wants to talk about half the problem. 020
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Some years back Canada and the US fought over Super Bowl ads and we lost them. Now we miss the best commercials. Question. Can we dust off that same tech mute the Trump ICE and Fannie Mae ads and negotiate our Super Bowl commercials back. Asking for a country.media.tenor.coma pepsi and coca cola fridge in a store with the time 06:23ALT: a pepsi and coca cola fridge in a store with the time 06:23 120
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Exactly. Making an Olympic team is about performance not party affiliation. Weird that this even needs explaining. 061
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026💯 agree Bill! If the goal is election integrity, follow evidence not vibes or billionaires with megaphones. Facts still matter. 030
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Happy Sunday Alan!media.tenor.comtwo men in karate uniforms are standing next to each other with #walkertexasranger written on the bottom rightALT: two men in karate uniforms are standing next to each other with #walkertexasranger written on the bottom right 110
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is holding a microphone in his handALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding a microphone in his hand 030
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman is giving the middle finger in front of a blue background that says " fact "ALT: a woman is giving the middle finger in front of a blue background that says " fact " 000
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026💯 agree!! If laws are broken, charge people. If systems fail, fix them. 000
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Calling it a movie is generous. It is about one of the most disliked women on earth. Real question is who reviewed it. Actual humans or bots. And lets be honest even bots would have bailed before the credits rolled. 010
🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026Nothing screams moral authority like Kid Rock soundtracking a prayer breakfast. 000