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🅱️rooks Hoffos

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Brooks Hoffos | #ForgedInTheNorth🇨🇦 Real Estate | Finance | Passionate Workaholic | Tech Nerd | Curious Traveler | #Food & #Wine Lover | Creative Thinker (yes, dyslexic too) | P.Eng. | Occasionally sleeps #AntiTrump #PoliticalNerd #Investor #Science

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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
He took his own food to Italy… Because JD Vance is such a fine tuned machine.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 08/02/2026
This
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 02/02/2026
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 31/01/2026
I’d be ok with that
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 31/01/2026
Hahahaha! My other fav Costco meme
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 30/01/2026
Early reports suggest advance sales are significantly "soft." Viral social media posts and news reports have highlighted multiple screenings in major cities like London, Boston, and San Francisco that have sold zero to five tickets for opening night.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 29/01/2026
🫤
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 25/01/2026
Release the Epstein files.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 24/01/2026
This is what happens when performative toughness replaces basic competence. Congrats. You deported your own case. Idiots
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 23/01/2026
If being uninvited from the self proclaimed Board of Peace by the orange baby monster is the cost of integrity, we will happily take the compliment. Canada will keep diplomacy, facts, and grown ups at the table. Thanks for confirming we are doing something right. 🫡🇨🇦
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 22/01/2026
He says the quiet part out loud every time and then wonders why markets and partners flinch.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 17/01/2026
Breaking news: Trump takes first place at the kids hot dog eating contest. Medal presented. Kids confused. Sources confirm he declared it the greatest hot dog victory in history and demanded a recount anyway. I had to add to this meme run.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 14/01/2026
What could possibly go wrong…
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 20/11/2025
Yep
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/11/2025
Watching @briantylercohen.bsky.social and enjoying some wine and mussels Cin Cin
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 19/10/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 05/10/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 01/10/2025
Fact
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 29/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 28/09/2025
Fact
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 24/09/2025
Hahahahahahahaha
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 24/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 24/09/2025
Trump is an idiot
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 24/09/2025
Looks that way
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 21/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 19/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 19/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 19/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 18/09/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 04/09/2025
Just. Perfect.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 31/08/2025
Trump looks like he’s one cheeseburger away from collapsing. Slurred words, stiff steps, and a spray tan can’t hide the decline. The “strongest man alive” is clearly struggling, but somehow still thinks he’s fit to run a country.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 29/08/2025
Why is this big? Infrastructure expansion enables Canadian exporters to reach markets in Europe and Asia, particularly for critical minerals, energy, and manufactured goods. This development has led to increased exports to the EU and ASEAN, supporting growth across multiple sectors.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 29/08/2025
Scientists are abandoning X (formerly Twitter) en masse for Bluesky, with a comprehensive survey of over 800 researchers revealing the platform has become “professionally useless and unpleasant” due to misinformation and harassment
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 17/06/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 15/06/2025
Good Morning!
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 10/06/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/05/2025
Trump’s idea of negotiation is just economic vandalism with a flag pin.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 09/05/2025
Hahahaha
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 07/05/2025
Meanwhile at JFK: my luggage just landed in Prague, my connecting flight’s in Denver, and somehow my socks are in customs.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 01/05/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 30/04/2025
In summary, Samsung’s semiconductor manufacturing expansion in Texas was conceived and launched during the Biden administration, with substantial federal support through the CHIPS and Science Act. It was not a project initiated under former President Donald Trump.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 29/04/2025
This
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 25/04/2025
Done and Don
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 25/04/2025
He’s gone bye bye now I gotchu
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 23/04/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 23/04/2025
Nailed it
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 20/04/2025
When your Easter message reads like a villain monologue from a bad sequel, maybe it’s time to log off and touch some grass. Happy Easter to all, yes, even the keyboard crusaders spreading chaos in all caps. Trumps an idiot.
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 18/04/2025
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🅱️rooks Hoffos @brookshoffos.wtf · 17/04/2025
Tariffs don’t make the U.S. rich they raise prices for consumers. Grocery costs are still high, and oil drops don’t fix inflation. Powell follows data, not campaign rants. Firing him for doing his job would shatter global trust in the U.S. economy.
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