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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Are liberals more similar to progressives or conservatives?
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good thing the establishment Dems do everything in their power to shit on the primary candidates that seemingly don't want to be ineffectual dopes.
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Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
ALT: Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Ron Swanson: I Regret Nothing. The End.
Alt: Ron Swanson: I Regret Nothing. The End.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why would you place affordability on one axis and then include that same exact shit in figuring out the other axis?
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You get that ineffectual dope is why we are in this position? It's a long series of Democrats being ineffectual dopes cycle after cycle.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"What species am I holding..." "Bird" "Thanks, dickhead, really answered my question didn't you?"
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love the MGSD line
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's what they want you to think. The government doesn't want it to get out that there are Beakers in them there hills.
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Stuffed Animal in Lab Coat - Yikes
ALT: Stuffed Animal in Lab Coat - Yikes
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Makes you wonder why they call them catsuits considering how loose a cat's skin actually is...
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know, man. If I was sitting in my car and a uniformed officer walked up to my car and started doing that I'd probably assume in the moment this shit isn't legit.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Karl Urban went so fucking hard as Dredd
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Judge Dredd Amidst Burning Megacity
Alt: Judge Dredd Amidst Burning Megacity
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A child likes to play in water?!
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Han ✦ MCM London (AA K-12) @aunhana.com · 06/10/2026
Still plenty of slots available! Sharing my post would be tremendously appreciated! Help this reach people who might be interested! 🥺💕
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb is really good. The Shadow of What Was Lost by James Islington. Modern fantasy horror, which you might have already read, Night Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did You Know: the entirety of KaBLam! is on Archive - archive.org/details/kabl... It's really silly and inventive, and fun to show to current-time little human kids and stuff, imo.
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KaBlam! - Full Series (PMTP WEB-DL)
Airing for four seasons on Nickeldoeon, KaBlam! offers a home to a selection of animated shorts that could be best described as offbeat. The short films, which are bridged by segments featuring animat...
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolute fucking classic
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Cave Painting Alien Painting
Alt: Cave Painting Alien Painting - Prometheus and Bob
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright then what's the point of mentioning it wasn't this way fifteen years ago? What are you trying to convey with that information?
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ends tres a cero!
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah! One nothing US! Mexico had a solid chance but we lucked out.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright, this might be harsh but the East valley needs to stay on their side of the 17. The West valley can go over there but not the other way. Not that there is any reason to go that far East besides the Ren faire.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, such an inconvenience so other people feel comfortable. The cross you bear is the heaviest ever in existence. We salute our male middle management for the sacrifices they make.
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Army Soldier's Salute
ALT: Army Soldier's Salute
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DOS A CERO! DOS A CERO!
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw that shit like a decade ago and it was so much fun
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was going to ask the same thing lol
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But the man-0-war isn't a jellyfish...
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: AI, I think you are wrong and you need to prescribe me a horse dose size of ketamine AI: Oh gosh you are right, I'm so sorry. You should try to become a doctor with how much knowledge you have. Here's your prescription for a horse dose size of ketamine
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know how anyone got that out of wherever and thought it looked good. Fuck, if I write something for others to read I take my time and not subject them to my chicken scratch. Gives me the text version of the uncanny valley.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's text... You just drop it in an editor, cover the old text with black boxes, and then use the text tool to add it back in. Fuck, AI is destroying the ancient art of making your own memes without some template.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fonts generally have letters look the same repeatedly and not have three or four variations for a single case.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently just keep pushing until they slip in lol
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was that made with ai? What the fuck is going on with the text?
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tim Ream officially retired from the USMNT. Finally!
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Dan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Absolute Cinema Raccoon Meme
ALT: Absolute Cinema Raccoon Meme
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll keep them busy by pointing out how poorly they are maintaining the HVAC systems and how half the AHUs need to be upgraded, oh yeah and they need to remove the pneumatics because they don't make replacement parts for those anymore.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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No, no. He's got a point.
ALT: No, no. He's got a point.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see empty wall space, you put up some boards and drill places to hang all your tools, could get fancy and paint the silhouette onto it
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh... Do y'all not have like a tool box to put that in? I mean, we didn't have a spiritual totem to hold the coveted 9/16ths wrench in the engine room and that thing was in high demand.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She'd almost do well in the party my character is in if it wasn't for my character. Nearly 7 foot tall Tabaxi barbarian surrounded by no one taller than like 4 foot lol.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your honor, what's the value of a human life?
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Better Call Saul: Saul Goodman in Court
ALT: Better Call Saul: Saul Goodman in Court
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Transfer breeding population of elephants to an island, remove predators, profit.
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Mark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark Tank
ALT: Mark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark Tank
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to rain on Einstein's parade but Absorption chillers existed prior to that, with effectively the same exact principle just different fluids, and were commercialized.
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah in the little bone structure gif it looks like it's a bone under there
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sphinx cat bare paws and seemingly 6 toes
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But... They already have a thumb in the same place we do... So they have two thumbs?
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also... What's the purpose of, what I would call a dew claw but isn't because there's no claw, that nub on their wrist?
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big Innsmouth energy in those paws
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Duke the Talking Dog: Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage
Alt: Duke the Talking Dog: Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Resting Chuffed Face, I believe I've mentioned this before lol
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Brooker T @brookertjustice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next you're going to tell me Professor X making Magneto relive his time in concentration camps is a fucked up thing! Professor X the guy who never did anything wrong ever and is the perfect leader.
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