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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Smoking pot isn't rebellious anymore. Have the teens smoke Cuban cigars.

BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

NYC Mayor Mamdani announced the release of a public portal to access records surrounding 9/11. The portal will serve as an update to Hanlon's razor: sometimes the explanation is both malice and stupidity.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Smoking pot isn't rebellious anymore. Have the teens smoke Cuban cigars.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Braindead (1992).....but if that's cheating, then Brain Damage (1988) Rec (2007) Oddity (2024) Orphanage (2007)* Kill List (2011) Evil Dead (1981) *if this isn't allowed cuz of "The," then replace with: Orphan (2009)

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Once again, I am asking why tech is siccing AI on our art instead of our taxes 💅

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Every time I feel sad, I remember the person I'm seeing has the same blood type as me. That's gonna be useful.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Everything in life is solved with salt: either sweat, tears, or walking into the sea with rocks in your pockets

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

We're all messy. I'm just trying my best to be an ethical mess.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Almost no one ever in your entire life of riding public transport has the desire or means to kill you but every single driver on the road would splash your guts across the pavement to get to the next red light 30 seconds sooner.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The Crypt Keeper is the perfect man: ✔️ homeowner ✔️ hobbies ✔️ dead

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Just wanna say, like Anne Rice before her, Stephenie Meyer cultivated a generation of necrophiliacs.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I'm genderfluid in the sense that I keep telling people to suck my dick. And I mean it.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

When the flight attendant comes around to collect trash, I lock eyes to make sure she sees me put my free-cookie wrapper in the bag. I am helpful. I can be trusted in the sky.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Forgot to mention I was on a podcast talking about the guy who pretended to be my boyfriend while I was in a coma. youtu.be/-iesDTBK6po

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Brooke Woke Up From a Coma to a Fake Boyfriend

YouTube video by The Sex That Changed My Life

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

You, a Philistine: I gotta take a piss. Me, an intellectual: I must bleed ye lizard.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It's true....I'm writing about movies/books/media again.....for/in your inbox. If you don't read it, I will throw up blood. mailchi.mp/c9573b2abf87...

mailchi.mp

I'm back. Please don't fear me.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Forgot to mention I was on a podcast talking about the guy who pretended to be my boyfriend while I was in a coma. youtu.be/-iesDTBK6po

youtu.be

Brooke Woke Up From a Coma to a Fake Boyfriend

YouTube video by The Sex That Changed My Life

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Twenty years ago, this would have sold out as a sticker in Hot Topic

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

*Sadly deletes "In the words of Macho Man Randy Savage, 'I have soared with the eagles and slithered with the snakes'" out of book proposal*

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Paul Tremblay's 'Horror Movie' is a treatise against method acting, I've decided now

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dave walsh @dvewlsh.com · 18/11/2025

I've never done an eligibility post before. Be gentle. Share and share alike. Any consideration when it comes time for awards is greatly appreciated.

Dave Walsh 2025 award eligibility.
Short fiction.
Champ - Feb. 2025, Typebar Magazine Issue 5
Look for the Helpers - July 2025, Phano issue 7.
Novel
Iconoclast; or, the Death and Resurrection of Lazarus Keaton.
May 2025, Powerbomb Press.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

*Sadly deletes "In the words of Macho Man Randy Savage, 'I have soared with the eagles and slithered with the snakes'" out of book proposal*

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Love may be blind, but duct tape is silver

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Roughly 10 years ago I fell about 25 feet out of a tree, ended up in a 10-day coma, didn’t die, and have permanent brain damage. Enter: ‘Pieces You’ll Never Get Back: A Memoir of Unlikely Survival’ by @samina-ali.bsky.social published by @catapultbooks.bsky.social

books.catapult.co

Pieces You’ll Never Get Back

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Cool, calm, collected? No. Hot. Bothered. Disbursed.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Mulder Rising, Scully Moon, Cigarette Smoking Man Sun

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Don't feel bad if you don't have a president for President's Day. A lot of people didn't have a valentine for Valentine's Day.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Don't feel bad if you don't have a president for President's Day. A lot of people didn't have a valentine for Valentine's Day.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I'm going to confess something: I never learned how to type properly and do an interesting spider crawl flurry across the keyboard. I can do this very quickly, without looking, but it is not correct. Over the past few days, I've decided to attempt teaching myself the proper way to type......

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Every time I feel sad, I remember the person I'm seeing has the same blood type as me. That's gonna be useful.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Mulder Rising, Scully Moon, Cigarette Smoking Man Sun

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Peter Gabriel choosing to release a new song off of his album on every full moon throughout the year is 100% witch shit

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Do all pugs have Graves' disease?

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

"Fuck it, we ball," I whisper as I slip into bed at 6:54 p.m. on NYE

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

When the flight attendant comes around to collect trash, I lock eyes to make sure she sees me put my free-cookie wrapper in the bag. I am helpful. I can be trusted in the sky.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

This is my non-sponsored ad for the Finch app.

Me: Then my brother said, "Your hair looks clean. Have you been showering? Good for you!"

Them: This could be an ad for Finch right here

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It's that time of year again.....when the algorithm remembers I'm a writer and all my targeted ads become productivity planners

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I'm genderfluid in the sense that I keep telling people to suck my dick. And I mean it.

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Orson Welles is the only person I'd wanna contact during a seance

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Hope I don't die before the release of Gremlins 3 🥺

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

It's funny.....in therapy I'm told over-explaining is a trauma response that I shouldn't do. In my work life, over-explaining is what stops stakeholders from throwing up blood. Stakeholders = trauma Q.E.D., and thus it is proved

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

The only sort of acceptable "U up?" message

A message that's a video of capybaras and a reply that reads, "You sent me the capybaras at 1:18 a.m.?"

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

If your self-worth isn't defined by your accomplishments, then what is the appropriate unit of measure?? HMM????

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

As if the Washington Post wasn't bad enough... body shaming

Headline in Retropolis section of the Washington Post reading "A century later, a talked message solves the mystery of a WWI doughboy's death"

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Orson Welles is the only person I'd wanna contact during a seance

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Me, in the night, in the dark: Are waffles considered fried or grilled? Ironed doesn't seem right

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

This seems like an adequate fix, but it is not

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BJ Knisley @brookeknisley.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

For the 2028 Olympics, Los Angeles plans to expand its subway system to increase accessibility. This is a reminder that: 1. LA has a subway system 2. The project is already behind schedule 3. In the likely event transit isn't ready, Olympians will chauffeur spectators to events by piggyback ride

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