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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 18h

New earpods work like 🧈 😊

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CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.

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At this rate if you’re still hung up on the prior US administration you are just as bad as the supporters of this current regime.

Thank you random amateur porn (bot?) account, I assume?

Bromswell @bromswell.bsky.social · 18h

Republicans are so fickle and gross they are too afraid to face thier own voters and accuse them of being democrat plants. Like pleasssseee JD, democrats are smart enough to stay away from your shit clan rallies.

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Calling condiments “food lube” is unforgivable.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 21h

You really can’t make this shit up.

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Surviving a botched execution is cruel and unusual punishment. Evil begets evil regardless.

American politicians should be held criminally and civilly liable for promoting lies on any media or public speaking event.

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Silly convo from a past job where one of my coworkers thought there was “velvet” in red velvet cake (name regards the color and texture) and our delightfully sassy team attorney stated, “listen it’s not actually velvet, similar to why there’s no crushed up Germans in German chocolate cake.” Chuckle.

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Sometimes a banana 🍌 is too girthy to eat in public.

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Gay halloween movie idea, all the gay and bi (rep matters) tops in a small-ish city are getting murdered by a top passing sexy himbo masked serial killer, plot twist, who is actually a bottom who was upset he got broken up with by his fav top.

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Seriously, higher-ups say they hate WFH while one of them lived in a foreign coastal nation for a year and would brag about drinking wine on the beach while working on his laptop (BS. he wasn’t working) and the argument against WFH is “we don’t have a good way to make sure you are actually working.”

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I would get more work done WFH tbf. I haven’t done a single task today and it’s almost lunch break.

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Locktober, rocktober, docktober, cocktober, it’s a big month for gays and car salesmen.

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Whoops guess one of the partners gets to remote work from Mexico so he and his wife can catch the Elton John tour. And I live like maybe 10+ mins away and don’t get to WFH for even one lousy weekday.

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Immaculate conception = rape. Which is why so many republicans are “christians” lol.

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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

New wireless earbuds came today so that’s a plus 🤘

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Sorry, but “beardos, weirdos, and wimps” pretty much sums up the Republican party, Pete

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One thing I truly hate about job searching is when a job application does not have my certification or educational studies as options on their applications. That is a 🚩 to me like, lazy ass HR.

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I try to not dislike boomers but they always give me a reason to keep shitting on them.

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I’m thinking Resident Evil matinee and herb gummi on Saturday. Me date.

Protein candy STFU goddamnit does everything have to be some monetized fucking grift. We need a mass extinction event.

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It’s spooky season so that means all music must contain at least: a bell, a base drum, a piano or harpsichord, a xylophone, any handheld string instrument, an organ, a flute, one cymbal, an idiophone and/or a theremin.

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I really am tired of rich people and celebrities.

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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Time to do my daily office routine…applying for other jobs on my work’s dime.

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All this, 😒:

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If we have to be stuck in this corporate America private healthcare hellscape then I want to at least start seeing private all queer hospitals. Get to it, Dr. Gays I know you’re out there.

I used to be first in at work, but I also broke that terrible habit.

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It feels like, the older I get, retirement gets further away 🤔

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I used to be last out at work but I’ve broken that terrible habit.

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Still can’t get over the fact that American PedoCons have been vilifying innocent queer folks for over a century and it was republicans who have been sexually assualting children the whole time.

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Gotta say it’s a bit distressing that we have learned that coffee was good for you, like, my health is the last thing I am thinking about when I drink coffee.

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