Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Max and I are still alive, FYI. Just been out of sorts. 1281
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Days like today make me so glad I don’t have a student-facing role. 🥴 030
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 02/02/2026A beaver saw the sun and now I gotta freeze? This system is unworkable. 090
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This stretch of sub-freezing temps has frozen my will to function (which was already pretty low). 060
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Losing Meanie got me thinking of all the porch pals we’ve had over the years. 😢 1100
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 21/01/2026One of our porch pals has crossed the rainbow bridge. Meanie was actually a sweet girl for a feral street cat. You couldn’t pet her, but she still liked when people were around. She lived on our block ever since we moved here 10+ years ago. I’ll miss her goofy face. 2140
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Working for a university forces you to act like a mob boss because what do you mean I’m keeping two sets of books, one for what is being charged and one for what is going to be charged once they get around to publishing the fringe rates for FY26. It’s Q3, you wangs! 020
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 08/01/2026There’s something so titillating about when the Cane’s cashier yells, “Hot, fresh chicken for Colin!” 040
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Cause why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? 🎶TO WHAT END?!🎶 2111
Reposted by ColinThe Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Heated Rivalry but with: 212723
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Hanging with the most diva of divas. (And @talltbh.bsky.social and @classicsftw.bsky.social) 0240
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Got these for my desk, and it’s really the little things that make me not want to claw my eyes out. 😂 0130
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Nothing like when you wake up with a good vibe only for it to be crushed by SEPTA. 😭 050
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Finished Pluribus and started Task. What other series do I need to catch up on? 030
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Left the house for the first time since Thursday. It was not worth it. 070
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 31/12/2025We saw you from across the couch and we like your vibe. 0120
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Back home with my cats, wearing my comfy, and loafing for a day or two to recover. 0120
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The face of someone ready to make the 11 hour drive home tomorrow. The exhaustion of being around family has hit. 1350
Reposted by ColinBoo 👻 Kelly @boykelly13.bsky.social · 26/12/2025“How will you enter 2026?” Me:media.tenor.coma stuffed animal is laying on top of a purple blanket on a couch .Alt: Pepe the king prawn being seductive in his bed 2261
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The holidays involve baking two nostalgic desserts from my grandmothers: one is a recipe for pizzelles, passed down through 5 generations, requiring a special press and several hours. The other is Pillsbury boxed brownies. My lineage contains multitudes. 190
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 25/12/2025You won’t catch me posting a voice reveal. I don’t need y’all knowing I’m a full-on muppet. 080
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Spending Christmas on my Mom’s couch scrolling for distractions while her third husband sits awkwardly across the room. This is what it’s all about people. 150
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Not my mom putting a picture of me goofing her Ring camera on the Christmas tree. 2210
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 24/12/2025This season always reminds me that gift giving is not my skill. I don’t know what these people want! 090
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Wearing my SEPTA Christmas sweater to a party with people who won’t get it. 😭 040
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Leaving the office for 16 days. No one better try to reach me. (They will.) 020
Reposted by Colinryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Oh. It’s officially one week until Christmas. 092
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The thing about working for an institution that shuts down for two weeks at the end of the year is that people will fully just not work the entire week before the break or the week after, but like unofficially. 010
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The delulu this frozen pizza had thinking I would enjoy it with a salad… 1130
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Since our campus library (sort of) doesn’t have books, I have to request a book from a robot and wait while it is processed and delivered before I can decide if it’s something I actually want. The process takes far too long compared to just browsing on shelves. 120
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Hey! This time they didn’t make a giant wang. The youths strike again. #gobirds 0100
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 14/12/2025A comfy snowy Sunday at home with the pets and the husband. We’re thriving. 0100
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Also, decided to be less depressed and more annoying. You’re welcome. 170
Colin @brocolini.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Ready to put a bow on 2025 and move on. Anyways, who wants to go to Chili’s? 080