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Brock Winstead

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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 16h
Driving to SF today, my streaming music device served up "Return of the Grievous Angel". I said "That's Emmy Lou Harris 50 years ago." Now I'm listening to her do "Pancho and Lefty". How many more Emmy Lou shows am I ever going to get to see? Thanks, Warren.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 21h
In lines, there are square standers and side standers. My question to the side standers is: why are you?
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could have gotten both flu and COVID shots today, but only got one, not because I am a wimpy little baby, but because I am a wimpy little baby who wants to be able to go climbing tomorrow. (I'll go back next week for the second one. Kaiser makes it very easy.)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is hilarious to me to hear someone driving down my street absolutely blasting music and then suddenly, just as loud: "AT THE STOP SIGN, TURN RIGHT ONTO SAN PABLO AVENUE"
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apparently over the past 365 days, I've logged the second most climbs on Kaya at both Berkeley Ironworks and Great Western Power Co. This is less about my climbing abilities (advanced beginner at best) and more about the fact that not enough people use Kaya, which is super helpful.
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Adriana Valencia for AC Transit Ward 3 2026 @valencia4actransit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you've been considering donating to my campaign but have been putting it off: please donate now! The filing deadline closes tonight at midnight and I'd love to have a final few donations to demonstrate the strength of my campaign when the reports come out. secure.actblue.com/donate/valen...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Adriana Valencia for AC Transit Ward 3 2026 @valencia4actransit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please read @georgespies.bsky.social 's entire thread. Then, please: vote for me this November. I'm running to make buses work not just for those who are dependent on transit, but for everybody.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I, too, think computer is going to kill us, but not that way.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
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Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
AURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants...
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went and I clicked that link and I read that there article and boy I gotta say I have me some questions
Redditor Super-Ad8814
Redditor who now exactly? Redditor what? Redditor whomst?
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Direct hit. Might as well as have said "North Carolinian who moved to California and has tried most of his life not to sound so regional, but isn't fooling anybody."
Dialect quiz result:
You talk most like someone from North Carolina — about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I read this post -- just the words below, before I even clicked the link -- and the first 23 years of my life immediately rang inside me as if struck like a bell.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there work on AO3 that involves Marc Andreessen getting pregnant and if so is it tagged "MprEgg", is a question I will not find the answer to.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Area man disgusted to learn upon waking that his enemies yet live
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The moon is fully eclipsed. By clouds.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He buttles no more.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Smells like creosote outside. Do not enjoy.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The world of Logan's Run might have been onto something. We might quibble with the specific cutoff and the consequences, but there is a point at which maybe we should be done hearing from someone in public life.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"produced without the benefit of inspection" is incredible phrasing, almost Victorian in its euphemistic gentility
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today is the 8th day of the school year for OUSD. It's been a slow start, at least for my 4th grader. But the school nurse just sent a whole-school message with the subject "Back to School Head Lice". Now we're cooking.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14/08/2026
“If we ban sports betting, the people at those companies will lose their jobs” good
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Area Man Answers Unringing Telephone
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Absolutely garbage day at the climbing gym. I'm going to need both a poultice _and_ an unguent.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Our age of bronze is falling asleep, because that was a snooze-fest.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have typed and then erased a dozen versions of this post. I'm struggling to convey the heartbreak of a person withholding a child's precious special stuffy. If someone had kept my daughter's "Foxy" (actually a red panda) from her, I would murder them six times and still have rage in my heart.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every day people post things on this website that wood make your braine boil nside your skul if you akshully engaygd with thim. Ive devizd a clvar wa to avod this proem: I ham fred mysef 4get how rere
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They're not being paid to do a good job.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every day people post things on this website that wood make your braine boil nside your skul if you akshully engaygd with thim. Ive devizd a clvar wa to avod this proem: I ham fred mysef 4get how rere
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ah yes, the five genders: naked, overfull pockets, unclear on use of unicycle, missing middle bits, progressive.
Wayfinding signage at Battersea Power Station, pointing toward bathrooms: male human icon, female human icon, disabled/wheelchair person icon, baby icon, two right-pointing arrows showing the way.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
evree persin wil col yoo ptatohed -- ancient five-year-old curse
A message written by a five-year-old, intended recipient unknown: evree persin wil  col yoo ptatohed.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I made this joke to my viewing companions in the moment and they were not impressed. I did not do numbers.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
furiously googling "can die from cringing"
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm in a pub in London watching the World Cup final, and the first part of that clause is so much more pleasing to me than the second.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The oddity of summer rain in Oakland
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was a bad person who made the world worse and I am happy that he is dead.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh good
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sascha benjamin cohen @saschaben.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
to be surprised by this is to have never, ever spent July in San Francisco.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There are downsides.
AQI map of central Oakland showing the effects of tons and tons of fireworks
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Improvised roof deck for Oakland's special night
Two people on the roof of a house in Oakland, California, preparing for one of America's finest illegal amateur fireworks extravaganzas.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you: I won the lottery! your friend who only understands the world through Shirley Jackson stories: oh nooooooo
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Every time a billion is made, a guillotine gets its blade.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was so confused about why so many people were suddenly sharing this delightful Onion horse who wants cake piece in the last day. I see now that it was just posted online, after being in print weeks ago. That kind of lag seems a bit bananas.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just realized that when It Happens, Fox News is going to be so weird to watch -- solemn, tear-filled tributes to America's Most President™ interspersed with angry coverage denouncing the millions and millions of Americans celebrating in the streets.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don't really have space for a whole bunker, can I just have the mentality?
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We keep doing this (broad definition of "we" here) and it keeps working. Close the streets to cars, or limit them significantly, and _people_ replace them. People spend money. People connect with other people. People generate new ideas when they bounce off one another. Cities are made of PEOPLE.
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Brock Winstead @brockwinstead.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No.
Another "food" abomination brought to you by the twisted, broken minds at Nabisco: Nilla Wafers, but they're blue, and called "Grogu Nulla Nummies," a marketing tie-in to the recently released Mandalorian movie. Maybe they were going for a Yoda green, but these shits are blue.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
elon musk spends two-thirds of his time spreading racist pseudoscience and hating trans people and here is Ezra Klein in 2026 saying Musk is relentlessly focused on the only things that matter to him: EVs and going to Mars. I'm sorry but the guy's just very very dim
What I find laudable in Elon Musk, amid the many things I find not laudable in him, is the relentlessness with which he tries to achieve his goals. That guy believes in getting us to Mars and creating an electric vehicle transition and all the rest of it, and nothing else matters to him. He tries to create organizations that run through walls, and he actually does make tremendous things happen in the world.
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