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Brock Beauchamp

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I do baseball stuff. DiamondCentric.net

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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 56m
It’s concerning that AJ Pierzynski appears to slowly be morphing into JD Vance
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the ads in today’s baseball games are really next level insufferable
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alright, my search experiment with DuckDuckGo is nearing an end. The quality of the results just is NOT good enough. I may give Kagi a whirl, still mulling it over.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham is a bad basketball player now, and there's a near-zero chance her bullshit didn't creep into the Fever locker room over the summer and distract them. I do not see a W team employing her again.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read this as "Dinty Moore" was super-excited to find out why people were so up in arms about canned stew
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so there's this really weird thing happening where i'm enjoying watching the white sox beat another team
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The idea behind Muse is useful and cool. It's a Meta product, therefore there is a 0.0000000% fucking chance I will use it and this is why. Meta is a morally bankrupt fucking company, and I despise them.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t complain about announcers often but these Lynx-Liberty announcers are baddddd. Feel free to actually say something of substance at any time now. It’s literally what you’re paid to do
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
El-Sayed is my favorite politician in awhile. He doesn't lean away from capitalism, but instead leans into regulated capitalism, which is WAY EASIER to sell in this country.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
but why
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Went to see Lily Allen perform last night. Holy shit she's amazing
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is something that drives me bat-shit crazy about the dogpile nature of the internet. Yes, Ed Sheeran is a problem here, but FUCK ROBERT KRAFT. I'm seeing ten Sheeran posts for every Kraft post.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Victims Of Beastiality" is an absolute banger of a name for a metal band
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going to a Lynx game I guess
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how can you not love ai
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
here's some light reading for the day "one subject, Sam Legg, amputated three fingers of his hand with an axe, though the subject was unsure if he had done so intentionally or accidentally." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneso...
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Minnesota Starvation Experiment - Wikipedia
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*groans* damn it, we're in a Mirror, Mirror episode
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it’s long overdue that somebody said what needs to be said
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've been sitting on this design idea for over a season. Should I finally make it into a shirt?
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Average MLB player Wikipedia page
Wikipedia sections:

Early life
Baseball
Racially insensitive comments
Personal life and family
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jay Mohr is married to Jeanie Buss? what
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i just noticed that only four games separate the 2 through 8 seeds in the WNBA meanwhile, the gap between 1-2 is also four games, and the gap between 8-9 is 7.5 games
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
these kinds of stunts only matter if you're also doing the important stuff for once i have good news on that front
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's your favorite acting role by a singer?
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's rather humorous that the more experience you gain with various AI systems, the more AI resembles the laziest coworker you've ever met.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are missing the point here. every minute RFK spends on this reality show is a minute he's not doing something wildly destructive and stupid
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this really is quite amazing in a three-legged dog sort of way
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m a 6’3” grown ass man and that’s my finger. I’ve never seen a spider this large in MN
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
20 years after first releas, Bioshock Remastered is still an S tier shooter
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it's just so beautiful
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
in between the beatings, my captors would whisper in my ear "you're doing great" and give me a thumbs up
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something I never, ever would have thought would happened has happened. I've flipped my default searches over to Duck Duck Go and away from Google. The Google user experience is SO FUCKING BAD.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
absolutely fucking hilarious, peggy should just put this on repeat, minnesotans HATE people shit-talking their state. yet another example of the right-wing echo chamber that thinks their weird fetishes are popular.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the comments on this are 100% pure 24k gold. legions of boomers saying the generation they raised is selfish and entitled. the call is coming from inside the house, you fucking losers www.foxnews.com/health/cut-o...
foxnews.com
Cut off by your adult child? Psychology researcher reveals what parents should do next
Dr. Richard Blake shares steps that may help repair parent-child estrangement, from stabilizing mental health to avoiding moralized language.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mike lindell won one out of three republican votes in the primary. that is absolutely hilarious and deeply, deeply sad.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Didn't even have to look at the author on this, it's obviously @davydgabrielof.bsky.social blogs.fangraphs.com/the-early-sh...
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The Early Shift: The All-Pajama Team
Ok, we might not have the quickest outfield.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
counterpoint: fuck the moon
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
STOP ALL DATA CENTERS, says person using Bluesky hosted in a data center
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
no way, me too
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
last week I said something neutral about Photoshop's AI tool. i take it back, it's still the dumbest, most useless form of AI i've dealt with yet
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it's not going to surprise anyone who knows me to hear me say this, but man the trade deadline is SO MUCH BETTER than the draft
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sounds like he’s about to get us into an armed conflict with Iran
Tucker Kraft on what the doctor told him:
"My knee looks spectacular. Almost like he's never seen a knee rehabilitation like mine."
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
don't let these clowns rebrand gambling as "prediction markets"
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ffs Preller padresmission.com/san-diego-pa...
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No. 1 Padres Prospect Ethan Salas 'Not Considered Untouchable'
The catcher is a hot commodity and the only significant chip A.J. Preller has San Diego formulates its trade deadline plan.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
putting the rumors to rest
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/07/2026
I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested DM me and I'II jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Miz has 10 strikeouts on 49 pitches. Good lord.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hah this is what I saw them filming but didn’t see Bell there, must have been afterward
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So the guy who signed a massively deferred contract so he can avoid paying United States (and CA) taxes is grinning and standing next to Trump, holding a USA hat. Yeah, go fuck yourself, Ohtani.
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Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this twins-guardians game is way more intense than a mid-july game should be for this kinda crappy twins team
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