Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026false it can buy you 365 days of halloween 090
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I assumed "SI" was short for "synthetic intelligence" because I temporarily forgot we live in the stupidest timeline 020
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i was just scrolling that exact tweet, hoping that it wasn't actually real because that's the saddest fucking thing i've read in a long time 030
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i just made the mistake of doing an image search for susan dell good god man 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A gap of more than three runs just twice. Ouch. 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026whereas i want high gas prices AND to be killed by a nuclear weapon we are not the same 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026alright, that's fair, today AJ appeared on-screen looking like he's cosplaying 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s concerning that AJ Pierzynski appears to slowly be morphing into JD Vance 100
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think it’s just stupidity, which explains all too much of the mainstream media’s behavior. They just don’t try very hard, and surface level analysis wins every time. 040
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the ads in today’s baseball games are really next level insufferable 001
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Alright, my search experiment with DuckDuckGo is nearing an end. The quality of the results just is NOT good enough. I may give Kagi a whirl, still mulling it over. 010
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sophie Cunningham is a bad basketball player now, and there's a near-zero chance her bullshit didn't creep into the Fever locker room over the summer and distract them. I do not see a W team employing her again. 010
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i just knew someone was going to say this NO ONE CARES BOB 111
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what about in a world where dinosaurs still exist pterodactyls, matt 200
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I read this as "Dinty Moore" was super-excited to find out why people were so up in arms about canned stew 020
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026so there's this really weird thing happening where i'm enjoying watching the white sox beat another team 130
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026his penis HAS to be microsopic, it's the only explanation 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm quite rational, and I use AI every day. I don't use it for creative purposes, because that's moronic. I use it to automate shit I don't want to do because it's a piece of technology and that's the purpose of technology. 210
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026and these people wonder why women don't want to have sex with them 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The idea behind Muse is useful and cool. It's a Meta product, therefore there is a 0.0000000% fucking chance I will use it and this is why. Meta is a morally bankrupt fucking company, and I despise them. 010
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gonna step out on a limb and say it was probably a straight white man, likely over 60 100
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t complain about announcers often but these Lynx-Liberty announcers are baddddd. Feel free to actually say something of substance at any time now. It’s literally what you’re paid to do 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026El-Sayed is my favorite politician in awhile. He doesn't lean away from capitalism, but instead leans into regulated capitalism, which is WAY EASIER to sell in this country. 021
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i mean, i know why, it's because capitalism's default setting is "shittiest person ever", but still, we don't have to actually cooperate 100
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i've heard rumors that there is this institution, only spoken of in hushed whispers, called "congress", that was literally built to do this 021
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that baby never cried again because it now associates crying with torture 140
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Went to see Lily Allen perform last night. Holy shit she's amazing 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is something that drives me bat-shit crazy about the dogpile nature of the internet. Yes, Ed Sheeran is a problem here, but FUCK ROBERT KRAFT. I'm seeing ten Sheeran posts for every Kraft post. 020
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Victims Of Beastiality" is an absolute banger of a name for a metal band 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026School was dismissed at noon? Really? She grew up in the UK, which is five hours ahead of NYC. UK schools are pretty amazing if they dismissed students two hours before a plane hit the WTC. 0100
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026here's some light reading for the day "one subject, Sam Legg, amputated three fingers of his hand with an axe, though the subject was unsure if he had done so intentionally or accidentally." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneso...en.wikipedia.orgMinnesota Starvation Experiment - Wikipedia 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026that's the swing of a number eight hitter from 1978 010
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026every year i shake my head in disbelief at this 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026*groans* damn it, we're in a Mirror, Mirror episode 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i live in minnesota, and we're chock full of the swan's terrorist cousin, the canadian goose 010
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026we all know trump is a dipshit so someone needs to explain to him that York is actually a city in England let’s lean into this, see where it goes 020
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it’s long overdue that somebody said what needs to be said 320
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I've been sitting on this design idea for over a season. Should I finally make it into a shirt? 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it's almost as if this kind of thing is predictable and preventable 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026sequels are rarely as good but i'm holding out hope for this one 000
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Convincing people that data centers are a positive thing is going to require the government doing its fucking job for the first time in 50 years and properly regulating an entire industry for the good of, you know, real living human beings. 120
Brock Beauchamp @brockbeauchamp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have a much more nuanced and positive view of data centers than many on the left, but Fetterman's take is just stupid. People are hesitant about data centers for a number of VERY VALID reasons. 000
