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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Conservatives say all these rules make it so we can't move stuff places, but have they forgot? Before the rules the stuff wasn't in the right place either. An absence of rules has shown to not put the stuff where it needs to go. So let's edit the rules, ya know in Congress and stuff. Elon, you twat.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So, we got plenty of stuff, but lots of areas where we need more stuff and don't have it. Liberals see this and are like, we need to distribute the stuff better, that's the problem, here's some rules to get it done.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This seems like a fair critique, but way broader than liberals. You didn't think conservatives vote for people that in some way they didn't agree with? Idk, as a life long pacifist I've been voting for people that go against my beliefs in some way since the start.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
How do you measure a rise in class consciousness, or just, how can you tell?
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I just put in a fake email address, a d.c. zip code and wrote trump is a twat for the message. It says my tip was submitted successfully.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Whitehouse has an online portal to inform on schools using dei programming. Can we fill it with bullshit instead? Enddei.ed.gov
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Being in a democracy is like being a mitochondria and trying to guide the career path of the body while you've got all these proteins to synthesize in the meantime.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Alright toothpaste, I'm tired of mint. How about cool ranch? Turkey gravy?
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Stained glass
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
You going down next time
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I've never been more disappointed with how I voted. @fetterman.senate.gov
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Wait...... there's a ........... noooooooooooo
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I'm all for it except for the last one. I just think that matching is a tired tool. For the matches and the observers. I'd personally be more motivated to occupy and disrupt where the GOP are trying to do their work.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
BREAKING NEWS: trump threatens eggs with 2000% tariff unless they make themselves cheaper
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Waaaaaackadoo
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Yes!
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I pay into a tax system for 15 years and now that I'm relying on that tax system to support me via groceries so I can afford to work part time and raise my son it's being "temporarily" suspended. A very deep fuck you to Republicans from my family.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
OMG me 2!
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just, just fuck trump. The whole Colombia tariff thing from the misspelled press release to how they're spinning it as them strong arming Colombia. What a bunch of middle school losers. Friggin mealy mouth assholes.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The fuck is going on. I'm getting a lot of pro billionaire, pro musk, pro trump inorganically served to me in reels. I know it's inorganic because I've been training the algorithm in that account to just show me monster jugs for years.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
To everything turn turn. A time to attack trump, a time to resist trump, a time to defend others from trump, a time to hide from trump, and a time ignore Trump.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Listen mapmakers, if Lula one day says South America from now on will be called Brazil Et Al you know you wouldn't start changing the maps. This shouldn't be a kerfuffle for you. Ignore Trump
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Trump trying to force everyone to call it the Gulf of America feels like someone choosing their own nickname. It's like freedom fries 2.0
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Resist trump
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The whole debate around corporate personhood and tiktok seems like a trap. Trump saved tiktok because he thought it was a good way to make him more powerful. The legal debate around corporate personhood was just the vehicle and distraction for a maneuver trump thought would increase his poll numbers
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The whole debate around corporate personhood and tiktok seems like a trap. Trump saved tiktok because he thought it was a good way to make him more powerful. The legal debate around corporate personhood was just the vehicle and distraction for a maneuver trump thought would increase his poll numbers
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I had #chapgpt make a picture of the first double dog dare. It took a few tries before it understood that it had to be TWO wieners in ONE bun. I asked for someone to be peeing themselves with laughter. That got left out. 👎
A gigantic crowd shocked at a man's achievement of getting two hot dog wieners in one bun.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Riveting read. First time I've read a whole article in years.
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A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
There should be a "Good Twitter" Bluesky account...
US Senate Updates tweeted "Senator Booker paid tribute to Senator Booker" (community notes notes the typo...he was paying tribute to Senator Tester). Cory Booker has postedn image of Snoop Dogg saying "I wanna thank me for just being me at all times."
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I just learned to appreciate platitudes. Many of them are like time release pills of wisdom. Just kind of laying around you until one day you're like, "oooohhhhh, one day at a tiiiime."
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Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
They're gonna have to give me life changing money to give that guy up. I mean money my great grandkids will feel. Like, offer 400 mil and I'm yours. So, you're a little shy.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. The more armed three year olds there are the safer we all are.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Y'all, #rocketmoney is the craziest, most brave new world, thing I've heard in a bit. You're trying to convince me I have a problem of too many subscriptions, and your solution is a subscription? What the... backwards.... most crazy... think I'm a dumb...........grumble grumble
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
#teamhawktuah
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
That mayo creep. First the fries. Now the toast.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I like you, in part, because it doesn't seem like you're trying to change who you are so that I like you. When people do that they all end up with this "aftertaste"
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm terrified y'all are going to think I'm a bot.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Now, the wording of that.....
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Dear lords of the void, please take some of my and @hankgreen.bsky.social burdens, be they what they are, and put them as a railroad line of stumbling blocks before the trump administration. Amen.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Corvids ain't to be fucked with
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Satan @s8n1.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So evil i love it
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yeah, that's what you said originally, but I just think that's speaking to the choir. But you never said why you wanted to fill it with red literature and maybe that's part of the point, which makes sense. The choir needs spoken to and organized too. I'm just tired of symbolic acts of resistance.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
No. Don't think it'll hurt them either though. It can also be work shopped. Doesn't have to be porn. Just put out something people clearly naturally want. The point was not to fill it with red literature. Not the porn
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Wait, do you really think that's a bad idea or are you just being funny? I thought it had some legs.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just want something that works
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
F that. Only people coming to a little red library are reds. Make comics and porn with a bit of communist propaganda mixed in.
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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I also find it so relatable. More than that. I thought it was a useful way to understand what's going on in me. Like maybe my governor module needs updated or something?
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