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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

The Whitehouse has an online portal to inform on schools using dei programming. Can we fill it with bullshit instead? Enddei.ed.gov

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Being in a democracy is like being a mitochondria and trying to guide the career path of the body while you've got all these proteins to synthesize in the meantime.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Alright toothpaste, I'm tired of mint. How about cool ranch? Turkey gravy?

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I've never been more disappointed with how I voted. @fetterman.senate.gov

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

BREAKING NEWS: trump threatens eggs with 2000% tariff unless they make themselves cheaper

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I pay into a tax system for 15 years and now that I'm relying on that tax system to support me via groceries so I can afford to work part time and raise my son it's being "temporarily" suspended. A very deep fuck you to Republicans from my family.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Just, just fuck trump. The whole Colombia tariff thing from the misspelled press release to how they're spinning it as them strong arming Colombia. What a bunch of middle school losers. Friggin mealy mouth assholes.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

The fuck is going on. I'm getting a lot of pro billionaire, pro musk, pro trump inorganically served to me in reels. I know it's inorganic because I've been training the algorithm in that account to just show me monster jugs for years.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

To everything turn turn. A time to attack trump, a time to resist trump, a time to defend others from trump, a time to hide from trump, and a time ignore Trump.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Listen mapmakers, if Lula one day says South America from now on will be called Brazil Et Al you know you wouldn't start changing the maps. This shouldn't be a kerfuffle for you. Ignore Trump

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Trump trying to force everyone to call it the Gulf of America feels like someone choosing their own nickname. It's like freedom fries 2.0

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

The whole debate around corporate personhood and tiktok seems like a trap. Trump saved tiktok because he thought it was a good way to make him more powerful. The legal debate around corporate personhood was just the vehicle and distraction for a maneuver trump thought would increase his poll numbers

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I had #chapgpt make a picture of the first double dog dare. It took a few tries before it understood that it had to be TWO wieners in ONE bun. I asked for someone to be peeing themselves with laughter. That got left out. 👎

A gigantic crowd shocked at a man's achievement of getting two hot dog wieners in one bun.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

There should be a "Good Twitter" Bluesky account...

US Senate Updates tweeted "Senator Booker paid tribute to Senator Booker" (community notes notes the typo...he was paying tribute to Senator Tester). Cory Booker has postedn image of Snoop Dogg saying "I wanna thank me for just being me at all times."

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I just learned to appreciate platitudes. Many of them are like time release pills of wisdom. Just kind of laying around you until one day you're like, "oooohhhhh, one day at a tiiiime."

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Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. The more armed three year olds there are the safer we all are.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Y'all, #rocketmoney is the craziest, most brave new world, thing I've heard in a bit. You're trying to convince me I have a problem of too many subscriptions, and your solution is a subscription? What the... backwards.... most crazy... think I'm a dumb...........grumble grumble

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I'm terrified y'all are going to think I'm a bot.

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Dear lords of the void, please take some of my and @hankgreen.bsky.social burdens, be they what they are, and put them as a railroad line of stumbling blocks before the trump administration. Amen.

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Satan @s8n1.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

So evil i love it

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

@theovon.bsky.social this might be misguided. But you feel like one of my boys that has been hanging with the wrong crew. You are wise and lovely and full of compassion. I hope you stray from trump

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family. Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou

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Broccoli Safari @broccolisafari.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Sci Fi book idea. In the future people are sentenced to anxiety. It's a prison where there isn't much of a physical structure, but they project fears and risk into your perception to keep you in it. There's also a prison using the same tech called depression. It's death row.

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