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The Buccaneer

@broadside.bsky.social
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Probably your favourite foul mouthed pro-wrestling twitch streaming Australian pirate. More political than you'd think. linktr.ee/fireabroadside

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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I've certainly got some cool vibes. Ruled non-cheesy.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Thank god it keeps track of all of my data.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Pretty sure I have this issue .... somewhere.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This has some excellent advice for anyone that's feeling a little lost light now. Everyone is lost, even those we look to for news. There's going to be a sea of poor information. Do your best not to contribute to it.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I disagree. You're characterising it as a movement and campaign, which it's neither. People are not being judged for participating. Someone made a statement about why she was no longer participating to those in her circle because people kept asking. Other people changed their plans based on it.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
That confusion is understandable, but it's certainly not an organised movement. Just one person explaining why she'd stepped away, which ended up with a few others deciding to do the same. Honestly, I'd have imagined the response of removing the website was the reason most people noticed at all.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
And I can understand that, but nobody was calling for a boycott, or expecting others to join them. The language you've used in this thread very heavily implies, if not outright states that they are. In fact, searching this very site for the words boycott and Dosember only brings up your posts on it
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
That's genuinely not a message. Nobody wants anyone to boycott anything. The statement was an explanation of the events that caused her to step away from DOSember, because people kept bringing it up after she tried to step away quietly There's no message. There's no campaign. There's no anything.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The future is now
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ahoy. I'm gonna do a Twitch stream. We're gonna make it a slightly unusual one, since it'll be rolling into my birthday, so maybe we'll play something new. It's also a slightly late start since I ran to the shops to grab some celebratory beers. Kicking off in 20? twitch.tv/fireabroadside
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
No Twitch stream tonight, but I'll be on a YouTube stream! Newcastle Pro Wrestling's Steel City Showdown kicks off in about 15, and I'll be sharing the commentary desk with Cam the Commentator. www.youtube.com/live/j2XdXb3...
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Newcastle Pro Wrestling presents: Steel City Showdown 2025
Newcastle Pro Wrestling returns for its Steel City Showdown at Newcastle City Hall! Live Pro Wrestling returns to Newcastle City Hall featuring a Heavyweight Title Match, A Tag Team Match and much mo...
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Surely Dr. Oz was on top of it. For all his grifting, he does at least know medicine.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Cowards.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That's on them, if it's in their shop.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I can't imagine they'd complain.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I can't imagine they'd complain.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Maybe fire a starters pistol to let them know when to go.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That must take some coordination.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Critically, though are you planning on getting both done?
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I don't think anyone could even question that the subject of this piece is indeed herself art.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Yeah, see, gonna need some solid lighting options in there. Maybe a nice backlight. Then it can be art.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Maybe it's critiquing your use of lighting and composition.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Not alert? Got it.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ok, alarms sounded. Now what?
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Also looking at you here @robbotron.bsky.social - I know you've got The Dark Room tonight, but come play some Secret Hitler. We can even use the modern version of the rules where you can just openly be a fascist and nobody cares.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If this is still on the cards, I'm in.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@ifycomedy.com - come play a game. I'll even let you pick the game.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Let's goooooooooo
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Ahoy folks. At #PAXAUS this weekend? I'm floating with no agenda and open to playing games with new people. If you're interested in sitting at a table with a random pirate wrestler for a board or TTRPG game, pop a reply here or send me a message and we'll line something up.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I enjoyed packing using a list so I could leave straight from work and then spending the entire day at work thinking cool thoughts like "I know you have the passes on the list, ticked them off as you packed them, and know exactly where in your bag they are, but what if you hallucinated all that?"
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ok.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Without saying the name, what's your favourite video game?
Game screenshots of graffiti on a wall reading "Something beautiful is going to happen"
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It certainly was an incredible experience. The pure joy of seeing opponents flung far into the stands, of weapons flung at my skull by referees. The absolute nihilistic lows of the futility of existence from the 10th hour onwards. Is it one I'll seek out again again? Remains to be seen.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
That 12 hour stream? It's kicking off now. Head on over to twitch.tv/fireabroadside if you want to see me not understand how to play a wrestling game. 12 hours! Wrestling Empire! Let's go!
A screenshot from the game Wrestling Empire. Someone in a hat is sitting behind a desk with a speech bubble reading "You idiots may think you understand this business, but you'll feel differently when you're sat where I am!" The tag team Piracy have been added to the image from a real photo. Badly. There are inexplicably still ring ropes over them, even though there is no ring in the room.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I promised. You delivered. Now I'm delivering. Since my community were lovely enough to get me a video card, it's coming. The MDickie masterpiece, Wrestling Empire. 12 hours. Australia's most ok wrestler takes on the most ok wrestling game. 10am AEST tomorrow. twitch.tv/fireabroadside
A image of wrestlers in a wrestling ring, in a screenshot from the game Wrestling Empire. The three in the centre are taken from the screenshot of the game, one wrestler is seated on the shoulders of another, while a third wrestler is jumping from the turnbuckle to deliver  a dropkick to the seated wrestler.

In the left, another wrestler dressed as a pirate is very poorly photoshopped from a real photo, delivering a chokeslam.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hey, remember back when Microsoft put an AI chatbot on Twitter and it got goaded into saying nazi shit and they shut it down? Amazing how far we've come since then.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What's that? I'm about to go live with my eternal opponent The Misift at twitch.tv/fireabroadside and we're going to be talking about old matches and then maybe playing some Dinkum?
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It wraps in a very Inscryption way.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Well, after a long weekend that felt more like a month, it was super lovely of the weather to deliver a much needed late night walk in the rain.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Well. You got me. I was fooled.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Or even just until the drive to work doesn't happen.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I hope all his excited customers are happy with their $15,000 salt lamp. Since he was so bang on.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The perfect pi day joke. No notes.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
People paid channel points to make it happen. Subscribers voted for it. It's finally here. It's Hades day. Will I be really too distracted to interact with chat? Probably, yes. Let's go. It's a first playthrough of Hades, kicking off and going #live in about 30 at twitch.tv/fireabroadside
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oh hey, I haven't watched The Wrestler since before I started training. I wonder if it looks different now I'm a wrestler. *Watches Randy pocket a fan's sharpie 4 minutes into the movie* Yeah, that tracks.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Well, now you're at least going to need to get some gear and face paint together.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
But I did get to hang out with @sonneveld.bsky.social and his crew after he raided, so that was a nice little unexpected softening of my failure to get things done.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Look, it's easy to blame yourself at times like this, but none of us could have expected that.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I did not.
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The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I suppose I'd better do a stream. Will I finish My Time at Portia's main plot tonight? Maybe. Probably not. Either way, the stakes are overwhelmingly mid. Come hang out anyway. twitch.tv/fireabroadside
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