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cat dad & fic writer

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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 11/10/2026
[sem saber se a gente vai conseguir] a gente VAI conseguir
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GabiFranco @gabifranco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2018- Ninguém solta a mão de ninguém 2026- Cada um dá um soco em alguém
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Malvina @anacronices.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
até o dia 25 não vai ter uma família em pé
O texto da imagem é:
Mensagem em cinza:
“Não adianta, a roubalheira do PT acabou vcs não vão vencer essa! É 22 🇧🇷”
Mensagens em roxo:
“podemos até perder essa, mas sabe quem não ganha nunca também? você”
“tentou entrar na faculdade e fracassou”
“tentou fazer concurso da polícia e fracassou”
“tentou vir pra são paulo e fracassou”
“você é frustrada pq é fracassada e é por isso que vota em quem valida sua frustração”
“por isso to numa faculdade q vc não passa nem na porta”
“por isso eu moro em são paulo e você nesse cu de mundo”
“você nunca vai prosperar com bolsonaro ou lula no poder pq vc nasceu pra fracassar”
A imagem mostra uma captura de tela de uma conversa por mensagens, com dois balões de texto.
Mensagem superior, em cinza:
“Quero ver o que seu pai vai achar dessas mensagens educadas que você tá me mandando!”
Mensagem inferior, em roxo:
“não sou filha de pai assustado e ele sabe muito bem do meu caráter. eu sugeriria que você contasse pro seu pai o que você faz com homem na rua mas seu pai tá internado, aproveitem esse ano pra curar esse homem no SUS pq depois vai ser foda”
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chácara klabin morning news @thetimeweleft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“não eram vocês que pregavam o amor?” nunca preguei isso, não sei do que você está falando
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Daniel Duncan @danielduncan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eu só quero um país minimamente normal pro meu gato. é pedir muito?
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vulvão de nova iguaçu @gorilagato.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“ninguém solta a mão de ninguém”: datado, cafona, derrotado “a gente desce a mão em todo mundo”: solutions-oriented
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isabella @isabara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eu sempre digo isso: não importa o que, vou sobreviver
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don't take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what
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I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I'm a very hopeful person
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carla @cactusjune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
meu deus como ele vai governar todos esses países
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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 04/10/2026
sentindo simultaneamente esperança e os piores sentimentos possíveis
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Pablo @prbizarro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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podre henrique lula da silva @tchorasse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday.
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Bruna: O Rabo Assassino @belzebrub.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"ah pq agora tudo é fascismo" sim mano é que quando você vive num sistema fascista quase tudo é fascista mesmo
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al'ein @pirataria.online · 01/08/2026
ashtar sheran só que com cara de gato, escrito "pisque o olho bem devagar"
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🍂 tuftie! 🐐 @titmou.se · 29/12/2024
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 15/07/2026
está super tranquila a autora Vamos Separar O Artista da Obra
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beto @brnvlnt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Back on my bullsh
an image that has boxes and a flow chart- GET A NEW IDEA > START A NEW PROJECT > TELL EVERYONE. the pattern repeats circularly, ignoring the box that says FINISH PROJECT
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A patient says "Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor says "You have six months to live." The patient says "give it to me gay, Doc." The Doctor, now with a yassified face, lil neckscarf, mesh shirt says "it's giving six months."
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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Shoutout to everyone who choose to create in spite of everything
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Berensreverie 🤒 @berensreverie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
me when the
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Papa Caçambitus II @sonambulismo.cc · 20/05/2026
Todo mundo que não é hétero é muito mais inteligente do que os héteros. Por isso que a sigla se diz "LGBT QI a mais"
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
💙🩷😻🩷💙
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jazz (fefw spoiler zone) @miffz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
don’t
Microsoft clippy saying 

hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
🔵I'm aware
🔵Wow, rude
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Caipirinha de Glifosato @glifo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
euuu
velma do desenho scooby doo tateando o chão e procurando o óculos que está no chão a uma pequena distância dela. o texto diz

My subtitles.
I can't hear without my subtitles...
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
every day i am reminded that we are not stuck on this website with them, but they sure as hell are stuck here with us
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this is the quickest i've ever made a text post character meme
Screenshot of Annatar from the Rings of Power with a post from Taco Bell Quarterly: Do it. Lean into your worst impulses.
Maybe this is what love will feel like.
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Dr Kate Fitzgerald @katefitzgerald.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.
A photo of a television paused on a scene from TWIN PEAKS where the giant’s head is just out of frame and a cat has popped its head up from behind so it looks like its head is on the giant’s body.
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Mark Frost @markfrost.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
That’s right. As it should be.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
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beto @brnvlnt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
happy birthday!!!!!!
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Current status.
Meme. Image of a skeleton lifting a 4000 kg barbell on a dark background. Overlaid text reads "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS cool ideas INTO unfinished projects.".

The texts "cool ideas" and "unfinished projects" appear in black highlight boxes with white text, indicating they were edited in.
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I don't think I could make a joke better than this
why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/04/2026
Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.
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🎃janones de calcinha🎃 @giorgiabymoroder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
nessa pascoa vamos lembrar de quem morreu pelos nossos pecados
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 01/04/2026
Communist flag in background, cat in foreground, text reads:

*Ourgasm
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.
A still from Twin Peaks featuring David Duchovny as the character Denise and David Lynch as Agent Cole. The text reads: And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️
David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
April from Parks and Rec saying “because I didn’t think March 31st existed.”
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
do not ask yourself whether or art is good instead ask is it sincere was it cathartic was it fun to make is it made by me and don’t forget to stay silly
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.
Advocate: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization.
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✎𓂃joanna maciel @joannamaciel.com · 17/03/2026
meio assim
"sorry, i haven't finished a project in months i've been at war with myself"
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ivy! @ivy.dog · 16/03/2026
Grace Ashcroft from Resident Evil Requiem rendered with NVIDIA's DLSS 5.0 """upscaler""" with the text 'We are fucking under attack!' super imposed in the top left, and a button which reads 'Play Free' in the lower right.
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