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Bon vivant and raconteur. In reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man-about-town. Presentation Ham. (He/Him)

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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 6h
While Isaias is pounding Florida, the wind-kicked ocean spray is triggering rainbows off the Alabama coast... (via Alabama Weather Network)
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New outfield wall seats at Yankee Stadium:
Tied to the mast
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well those guys just went from making out in the stands to needing security to walk them to the subway station
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Insufferable!™ - An Influencer Cruise, presented by The Internet©
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who wore it better?
McDonald's "McNugget Buddies" commercial screenshot, with a McNugget dressed as a mummy
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have seen hell. Watching Packers vs Bucs on Sunday Ticket, but all the commercial breaks have Texas political ads.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My stupid little list of four primary starter words is (relatively) invincible. Wordle 1,932 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What in THE hell? ktla.com/news/califor...
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golly gee whiz Bob, it must really fucking suck to have a company you loved fuck you over because somebody wanted to be CEO.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone in my hometown's Facebook group is opposing a (rumored non-existent) data center because "it wont be safe to have all those robots walking around downtown"). Normally I would think it was a shitpost, but it was in the middle of an unhinged 300-word run-on rant with absolutely no punctuation.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE HELL YOU SAY.
Fox 35 Orlando: A new analysis shows President Donald Trump has made Joe Biden a political target on social media and in speeches, deflecting criticism on key national issues onto the former president.Weekend Update: DUH Magazine
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drop a THREAT
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having to get up early one day, too.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"And later on the show, Japanese Vampire Elvis Fonzie joins us for a look at..."
A screenshot from NHK showing a unique individual (Koichi Goka, an invasive species expert at Japan's National Institute for Environmental Studies) wearing a black leather jacket, sunglasses, and pompadour hairstyle
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Firstname Lastname Gmail folks, I now present you the newest level of hell: They gave my email address instead of theirs when they BOUGHT A FKING HOUSE. My email is FLOODED with property inspections, escrow documents, financing information. And God knows what exciting new CRM streams I'm in now.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hide and Seek World Champion
A black cat "hides" behind a large dark gray ceramic jug. She is not hidden in the least.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Little Debbie Fudge Round had a little piece of another Fudge Round in it. Everything's comin' up Milhouse! (Unless of course the dissected fudge round is in a separate packet in my same box of Fudge Rounds. Perhaps hubris shall be my downfall.)
A fudge round, with a little more fudge round in the pack.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For THE YOUTHS™, a note -- and for THE OLDS©, a reminder -- not only was Bob Mackie the brains behind a bajillion amazing pieces of clothing, he also gave us this farking masterpiece... easily in the top five pieces of TV wardrobe in the entire near-century of broadcasting.
"Went with the Wind" sketch's green dress
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hard to top a burning gorilla, TBH
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 13/09/2026
Happy "is this vague doom because of bad news or a football game" season to all who celebrate.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Somebody, unprompted: What if we could just make the ice cream cone out of plastic so you didn't have to fill it with even more ice cream and also eat that extra ice cream and the cone, too?
Plastic Ice Cream Cones
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"You want the remote. I want a treat. How do you propose we resolve this little quagmire?"
A black cat sits with a TV remote nestled under her paw
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bah gawd, that's Gaston's music
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First time I've ever seen... when I logged into my Walmart digital cart to checkout, two 7-ish dollar items gave me a popup saying each had increased in price by about 40 cents since I added them yesterday. Nothing to read into that, I'm sure.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also, totally worth having to walk through Unmarked Murderers' Alley™ at night to get to the theater entrance.
Overhead view of a "backwards" movie theater with entrances inside a secluded alley lined with loading docks and store back entrances.A service road / alleyway that doubles as the entrance to a cineplex
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OK, #BecauseYouCareWhatIThink, here's a non-spoiler review of the new MST3K Rifftrax experiements... We are SO back. It was like stepping right back into time. Handmade sets and miniatures, great campy movie, just as smartassed and self-depricating as ever. It's like they never left the SoL. ...
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Public Pearl TV is brought to you in part by viewers like... Me!
MST3K credit screen with my name in the Kickstarter backer list
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We've got movie sign! #mst3k
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun video on YouTube from yesterday: An overhead view of the Disney Magic passing underneath the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver. (Skip to 54:30 for the good stuff)... www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-q2...
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LIVE: Disney Magic Sails Under Vancouver’s Lions Gate Bridge!
YouTube video by Vancouver Port Live
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
Press conference in front of egg cartonsHee Haw KORN News segment, with anchor in front of egg crates
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
K03 finally resurfaces. Mike & the bots return. Now, word that "Trace & I are launching a new movie riffing series." 2026 is truly the year of the MSTie.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An absolute horror show unfolding in the Philly area over the past couple of months... a possible/alleged serial killer now under arrest following a traffic stop. Investigation led to the discovery of 600,000+ images, 70,000+ videos, and 10,000+ writings/drawings, 5 urns of likely human remains,
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Give me y'all and yinz and youze and you'uns and everything else regional. I want to hear about water fountains and bubblers. Pops and sodas and cokes and cocolers. Buggies and shopping carts. Fireflies and lightning bugs. Crawfish and crayfish and crawdads and mudbugs. Be you and let me see it.
Debate over using 'y'all'
Users argue whether saying y'all is genuine or performative folksiness.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Have to watch the Bucs preseason games on NFL+. Commercial breaks are all covered up with the same, like, five NFL PSAs. One is players singing "You Are My Friend" by Mister Rogers. We are seeing it easily a dozen times each game, to the point where we're openly cursing it every time it starts.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Young dweeb me, watching Servo/Bobo and Crow/Observer back in the 90s, would never have dreamed that some 30 years later @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social and @billcorbett.bsky.social would utter his name (and compliment it). Thanks, guys, for the decades of laughs. Looking forward to the 4 new eps!
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A little something from the back of your brain (if you're of a certain age)... www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDss...
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Sesame Street - Polly Darton sings 1 to 5
YouTube video by rocketstevo
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Disney could burn down the entire parade except for the Haunted Mansion shovel guys and Clara Cluck bawking to Ghostriders in the Sky and I would still feel like I got my money's worth.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dueling hour-long special tributes tonight at 10 PM ET on ABC and CBS.
TV schedules showing Dolly Parton specials at 10PM ET on ABC and CBS
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Dollywood website has crashed.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BBC, worldwide...
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
East Tennessee's TV stations are in rolling coverage, and the anchors are fighting back tears.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well, this is equal parts amazing and terrifying as hell. You've probably seen the viral-ish videoes of the Foot races, but there's so much more. Gymnastics floor routines, soccer, obstacle courses, kickboxing, all done by humanoid robots. Repeat: ROBOT KICKBOXING. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YpI...
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World Humanoid Robot Games | Day three full coverage
YouTube video by Sky News
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Probably as good a time as any to remind everybody that a surprising percentage of the rules against war crimes are because of Canada.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Buy enough cheese, get a dessert as compensation for your constipation
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm willing to bet that this is not, in fact, what they love.
Chewy ad stating "Never run out of what they love" and showing a cat restrained in a mesh bag.
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
HOT GIRLS HAVE TUMMY ISSUES.
Bidet ad claiming HOT GIRLS HAVE TUMMY ISSUES
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Poppy is floppy.
A black cat lies on her back, nestled deeply in a sunken-down couch cushionback, with her back legs splayed out in mid-air, and her tail flopping down
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gargoyle Mode: activate
A brown and white cat sits upright atop the corner of a refrigerator
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brkgnews @brkgnews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Florida's ducks prepare scab action.
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