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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Main takeaway from Primetime is that Chris Hansen is actually Light Yagami
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Horribly disappointed and shocked at the recent news regarding Jacob Geller, who was once a big inspiration for my writing in the games space. My heart goes out to all those affected.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember northernlion saying something like “if a games quality matched its price slay the spire would cost $2500” and by that logic I think disco elysium would cost real human lives
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was just at the centrist rally and they were all playing Eternal Anima
Screenshot of Eternal Anima trailer that says "Never Strive For a Better Tomorrow"
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I genuinely can’t look at this album cover without seeing Romeo Stargazer anymore
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How it feels to pull out a Steam Deck at Gamescom
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The only thing I dislike about Sovereign Tower is that the hottest character is only in the game for maybe 30 seconds
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I like Denshattack a lot but god it hurts my thumb
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Steam please provide a way to filter out ai games when browsing next fest
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My weird complaint of Hellblade 2 is that the main menu layout, pause menu, and font has zero visual flair of any kind. It’s like they prototyped and and never updated it
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Onimusha demo is really promising. A lot of neat combat mechanics that set it apart from its contemporaries.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Zero Parades is fantastic actually
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Control Resonant, Silent Hill Townfall, Ace Combat 8, and the new Onimusha come out within like a week and a half of each other… during the busiest time of my year. Whatever man
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Brutal international shipping price but god this is cool.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just finished my first playthrough. I don’t have the words.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Finally playing Disco Elysium
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a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Why is the music in the 2002 Resident Evil movie so good
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Unfortunately Crimson Desert just isn’t for me. The discourse around this was one especially dogshit but separate from all that something about the game just feels off.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nvidia gpu please increase my frames by making my video game look like shit from a butt please
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Marathon, Pokemon Pokopia, Slay the Spire 2, Monster Hunter Stories 3, and potentially Crimson Desert… I can’t eat anymore…
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✨Ash✨ @fauxfireash.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I recently played #1000xRESIST and to call it a game feels reductive; it is so SO much more than that Please enjoy this painting I just finished of Watcher 💙 my Blue Communion #fauxfireart
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Just watched Return to Silent Hill. Given the source material they were somehow able to make a film about nothing made for no one. It was not a good time overall but fuck I got some good laughs
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Maybe I'm out of touch, but RE9 might be the easiest 100% in the series. #residentevilrequiem
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Romeo….
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
yeah, I'm what you'd call a real gamer. #residentevil9
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Small detail that I love in RE9, during the flashback cutscene, when Alyssa enters the room and Grace just puts her hand up to the side while she’s on her computer, Alyssa immediately goes over to grab it while they’re talking. It’s such a small thing that shows how close they are.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
At the start of Alan Wake 2, Saga is talking about the cult that calls themselves a cult and I immediately said “what kind of cult calls themselves a cult” and she repeated that sentence verbatim less than 5 seconds later. That was the moment that fully locked me in.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My biggest fear with Resident Evil Requiem was that I would be itching to get back to playing Leon because he was so fun compared to Grace and I am happy to say I could not have been more wrong, they both rule.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Steam Next Fest's have been annoying to navigate lately with all the AI slop, but you don't need to look far to find some really cool looking games. Here's a thread with the ones that stood out to me, starting with CICADAMATA which is an assault on the senses in all the right ways.
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CICADAMATA" on Steam
+ follow the white rabbit + hop, skip, and jump to become one with joyeuse, until you are no longer you +
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I think Romeo is a Dead Man has set a new record for the amount of times i’ve done the Leonardo Dicaprio pointing gif at something. Suda I would die for you…
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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artemis, scary boss of stop caring @stopcar.ing · 30/01/2026
New Stop Caring article is live. @aglhrm.bsky.social returns to the site, blessing us with an essay on Dragon Quest VII, gnosticism, and the secularization of game mechanics. Really riveting read, was an absolute pleasure to read and edit.
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God Won't Forgive You For Following His Will
The secularization of Dragon Quest.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Been playing a lot of Deadlock lately and I can’t get over some of the character design quirks. It’s truly top shelf shit
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
crisis averted, ignore how I managed to scratch the actual screen at the bottom right corner
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it’s a bit hard to tell, but this 3ds I just bought has a DISTRACTING amount of dust behind the front panel. I have a replacement coming in next week but man i’m annoyed.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
NieR concert NYC today was fantastic. everything else about this trip from personal health to the inherent hostility of New York City has made this borderline awful. However friends will make anything better and so will Yoko Taro and the lovely NieR music team.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I think about the game Dear Me, I Was a lot and it really sucks that i’ve heard basically no one talking about it. Making it a Switch 2 exclusive was so pointless
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I present, the only objective list of the 20 best games of 2025.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
As a Barnes & Noble employee and certified Gellerhead I felt it was my sworn duty to get a few copies on the shelf in my store. @jacobgeller.com
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 05/12/2025
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
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Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
it’s really jarring to see the conversation about expedition 33 shift in way that makes it seem like no one is capable of talking about the game like a normal person
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
www.endlessmode.com/video-games/...
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The Game Awards Are Still a Total Fraud
The Game Awards are a fraud and a joke and nobody should pay them any attention.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
a customers last name was Knack and I chuckled because apparently i’m still living in 2017
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
time to learn ren’py i suppose
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
kept me waiting huh
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
it's kind of jarring watching Americans fervently reject political violence when almost every national holiday in this country is a celebration of a previous act of political violence.
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
the new episode of A Life Well Wasted is very very good
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 14/08/2025
What Cyberpunk 2077 can teach real-world cities aftermath.site/cyberpunk-urba...
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bristof @bristof.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
gamescom will give you an entire new perspective on queuing in line. going forward anything below an hour will feel like toddler mode.
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