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you can’t mistake my ontology. she/they image descriptions: my header pic is pingu angrily making a glittery heart valentine and my profile pic is the selfie in my pinned post, which has alt text ko-fi.com/bristling

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was forced to do presenteeism today ie work in the office and not the archive room one minute away from it where most of the work is “because i need direction.” i’ll let you guess how much direction i was given for the first two hours
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tmi but i just had to deal with a blister *on top of a blister* on my foot which is a new one on me
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am once again being treated like absolute shit by the person in charge of my internship and i can’t just tell them to fuck off because i need the second half of the fee and have four days left
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
number one most annoying name to type is phil(l)ip(p)(s). if your name is phil(l)ip(p)(s) you are my sworn enemy
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is so easy not to use amazon, and i haven’t for several years now, that i get a surprise when i see someone mention it in passing and remember people’s denial that this is the case
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i didn’t get a birthday selfie earlier when my makeup was fresh but for posterity here i am after dribbling toothpaste on myself. you are welcome
white person wearing a grey scoop neck top with a big visible stain. they are also wearing lilac earphones on a cord, and green smudgy eye makeup. they have a short fringe and hair in a loose updo. they have a neutral facial expression though it is often read as disdainful
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
justice for samantha crain and for this banger about anxiety blurting. name another banger about anxiety blurting samanthacrain.bandcamp.com/track/little...
samanthacrain.bandcamp.com
Little Bits, by Samantha Crain
from the album A Small Death
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don’t need to time travel back to meet a medieval peasant i can simply tell a young person how many and which bands i, a poor person, was able to see 15-23 years ago
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@luigii.bsky.social happy birthday 🎈
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
don’t lock a gift moth in the house
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lofi beats to study to and to relax to too
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in between people being weird about taking masking seriously, which obviously is still a thing immunocompromised people do, people have also been quite weird about the idea that a bar would attempt to be a community space? yes i understand the tension caused by it being a business
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“lynchian” gets thrown around a lot but i’m at the open mic at the (red-painted) pub where my sisters work and a young man in a suit has brought backing tracks to perform, at current count, five crooner songs in a row and i feel like i’ve slipped through some portal or another
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
had to come out as 40 again yesterday to a 30yo who had clearly assumed he was older than me. i’m 41 tomorrow
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s my birthday tomorrow and my family are falling like dominoes to norovirus
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
blocked and reported
message screenshot.
me: al jazeera are just taking ages to get back to us 21:26
them: Well he is just one man 21:26
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why do neurotypical people love to believe that anything three-sided that isn’t equilateral with a horizontal base is not a triangle
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i need the return of glamourising smoking to absolutely fuck off. are we twelve
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
had an extremely infuriating conversation earlier where two men spoke over me and collectively decided that founding something for people "who do not have means of their own" did not mean it was for working class people
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everyone will know i’m a millennial until i die because i will never stop wearing the uniqlo crescent bags
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
ffff
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
spare a thought for your old pal bristling who used to have an involuntary echolalia blurt of part of thinking out loud and who is now being bullied by their friends
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
on 6music when they cut to the news and it covered the macklemore story they made sure to say “antisemitism” several times in the 20 seconds they were covering it so i am morbidly interested to see how they deal with the situation now
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
attempting to work full time for two weeks got me in too much pain to sleep
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
truly my instincts do not align with archival work. i keep going to momentarily hold stuff in my mouth
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bayeux tapestry obviously cute in and of itself however i am not english and do not give a flying fuck about england and would like it to stop being headline news
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
atlas sound reformed… new liars album… two animal collective shows (which i can’t go to bc i’m not a millionaire)….. it’s 2007 again baybeee i’m in my element
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
back on the catsan temporarily (supermarket delivery person was like i see you are buying cat food. i’ve been driving this undelivered bag of litter around. do you want it?) and i am once again asking why anyone buys this through choice
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
just had a verbal altercation with a man who was being a cunt to me for not moving out of his way when he was [checks notes] cycling along the platform next to the train. truly am not in the fucking mood
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone at the place i am (built late C19th) keeps talking about ghosts as if they are real and i find it very stupid and boring lol
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
apologies if “my eyelashes are too long” reads like “my feast is too succulent” but i mean it lol
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
been using a lash serum that works but honestly i think it just makes them look stupid
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David Harvey @davidharvey.org · 08/09/2026
About to go live: The Story of Capital w/ David Harvey, Class 1 youtube.com/live/UZG7Lqo...
youtube.com
The Story of Capital w/ David Harvey
YouTube video by The People's Forum NYC
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
does anyone else have virgin broadband and is it normal to receive emails indicating someone is trying to log into your account several times a week? i just switched to them and it is annoying me
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if i open one more fucking flat listing where the landlord has excised the kitchen and shoved the appliances in the back of the living room i am going to [redacted] them all in the [redacted]
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
remember when people on the left acknowledged that eating animals was bad and significant numbers bothered to stop doing it
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my dad took us to see men in black the night before then he fell asleep on the settee with the tv on and the breaking news woke him. this story is mostly relevant to me so i can remember when men in black came out for pub quizzes
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i don’t normally wear a bra to the airport just in case the sheer amount of underwire sets off the security thing. well today i did and it did
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
enjoyed myself at the autism convention (went to see the cure)
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
psa that if you ever have guests and your largest towel is a standard bath towel you are almost certainly making the fat ones extremely uncomfortable
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
send johnny infant to the hague
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a couple of femme on femme thoughts on dolly parton’s image: 1) in the face of decades of misogyny & being treated like she was stupid, rather than capitulate she insisted on remaining high femme, and on the notion this did not preclude her from deserving respect. believe me this is not easy
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they should invent fingers that don’t get tiny fucking pieces of fluff on them whenever you’re putting contact lenses in
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i don’t think peerless is a descriptor that actually applies very often at all and could usually be quibbled over when it does get used but i think for dolly parton it is pretty evident
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
entering like hour ten of being so overstimulated i can’t focus on anything for more than about ten seconds. would not recommend
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if anyone in your life makes a misogynist joke about dolly parton in the wake of her death it’s your duty to punch them square in the face
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay everybody, keep the jukebox going, line up with your quarters m.youtube.com/watch?v=dy7Z...
m.youtube.com
The Bargain Store
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nooooooo
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
fuck off i'm not english
These are results for lloyds flu jab
Search instead for lloyds flu jag
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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
can someone pls tell me it’s normal to have some pre-booked stuff that makes the starting week of a job (it’s actually an internship) patchy bc you can’t be in all the time, so i can stop working myself up. thanks
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