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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

umpteenth rodeo but it annoys me every time

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

and also when you just want to c*m so you can get to sleep lol

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

struggling to orgasm when you adjust ssri dosage is bad enough at the best of times but it feels particularly unfair when attempting to adjust the dosage preemptively rather than reactively

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

she is beauty she is grace she is a bedazzled can of cider

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

literally something i once had to crowdfund lol

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the perm was cute, petition to shampoo it again then leave it

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

freshers’ week should contain a compulsory seminar on why screaming in the street on a night out is not necessary

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

not sure what part of reworking the catalogue system and inputting 270 items when the previous person had inputted 14 in the same timeframe implies that i need direction anyway but ok here i am boss nice and idle like you wanted

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

after two hours, the direction arrived… in the form of an email….. to the laptop i would’ve been using upstairs in the archive room…….. and it consists solely of cloud-based tasks………..

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

was forced to do presenteeism today ie work in the office and not the archive room one minute away from it where most of the work is “because i need direction.” i’ll let you guess how much direction i was given for the first two hours

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just a psa so you all know this is possible xx

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tmi but i just had to deal with a blister *on top of a blister* on my foot which is a new one on me

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s a freelancers’ union (and doesn’t have the leverage or recognition of a major union), and until now because i can and do barely work, i’ve viewed my dues as an act of solidarity with other workers in the sector, rather than something that serves me

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i was so caught up in being spoken to the way i was and the gaslighting i forgot i’m actually in a union and also can whistleblow to this org’s funders, until a pal suggested it. upon which my stress immediately dissolved. come at me bro

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

anyway can i just get a solidarity fav or whatever because i am incredibly stressed

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they have clearly made it an internship so that it can be exploitative and they clearly don’t know that employment law says interns can be workers. but i’m scared if i kick up a fuss now they’ll take it as evidence i haven’t worked enough by their understanding of 37.5h a week and withhold my fee

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

according to employment law i’m pretty sure i qualify as a worker (not an employee) and therefore have rights, and also under employment law i’m pretty sure i’m technically working 120h a week as i’m obligated to be there out of hours. even at the agreed 37.5h a week, it’s already under minimum wage

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

getting treated and spoken to like an unruly teenager for being offsite this evening when i *specifically checked it was okay two days ago with this very person*

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i am once again being treated like absolute shit by the person in charge of my internship and i can’t just tell them to fuck off because i need the second half of the fee and have four days left

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

number one most annoying name to type is phil(l)ip(p)(s). if your name is phil(l)ip(p)(s) you are my sworn enemy

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it is so easy not to use amazon, and i haven’t for several years now, that i get a surprise when i see someone mention it in passing and remember people’s denial that this is the case

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i didn’t get a birthday selfie earlier when my makeup was fresh but for posterity here i am after dribbling toothpaste on myself. you are welcome

white person wearing a grey scoop neck top with a big visible stain. they are also wearing lilac earphones on a cord, and green smudgy eye makeup. they have a short fringe and hair in a loose updo. they have a neutral facial expression though it is often read as disdainful

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

justice for samantha crain and for this banger about anxiety blurting. name another banger about anxiety blurting samanthacrain.bandcamp.com/track/little...

samanthacrain.bandcamp.com

Little Bits, by Samantha Crain

from the album A Small Death

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

rolling for “fun can be unstructured” 🤞

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’ve seen television lol?? i saw animal collective support four tet at a gig about 30 people were at in 2003. i’ve seen the pixies with kim. i’ve seen solange. i have seen joanna newsom five times. i’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i don’t need to time travel back to meet a medieval peasant i can simply tell a young person how many and which bands i, a poor person, was able to see 15-23 years ago

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

yes this, everyone i know buying actual cigarettes gets dodgy ones though people still buy proper tobacco which is still ££££

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

don’t lock a gift moth in the house

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

lofi beats to study to and to relax to too

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

genuinely constantly forget whether it’s 3 or 5

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

don’t answer me it’s my birthday in twenty minutes x

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if it were a bookshop i don’t think the “you’re running a business” line would be trotted out so readily so which is it

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

actually that’s a lie. i do understand it and it’s an attempt to signal belonging to the normative ingroup who aren’t these freaks. what i don’t understand is what we are doing that.

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

however third spaces no longer exist and communities do? so obviously people imperfectly try to fill this void? and always have done? and bars have always been gathering places for myriad countercultures and outsiders? i must say i don’t understand the scoffing

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

in between people being weird about taking masking seriously, which obviously is still a thing immunocompromised people do, people have also been quite weird about the idea that a bar would attempt to be a community space? yes i understand the tension caused by it being a business

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“lynchian” gets thrown around a lot but i’m at the open mic at the (red-painted) pub where my sisters work and a young man in a suit has brought backing tracks to perform, at current count, five crooner songs in a row and i feel like i’ve slipped through some portal or another

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i think last year i made a sort of similar joke? or at least something about seeing? but this genuinely happened this morning and i don’t even normally get aura. i would like to thank migraine for the joke setup

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

there is an active shift in many people’s behaviour when they realise i am not 28 and recalibrate. i was also an adult and not stupid when i was 28 though!

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

also i’ve said it this before but when you look young and are a woman, everyone treats you like you’re even more stupid than they do when they know you’re over 35. then of course once you look old you become an invisible worthless hag anyway. maybe i’ll get the sweet spot when i’m 50

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

he literally went “whooooooooaaaaaaaaaa.” i feel like i’m lying by omission constantly just by having my natural face

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

had to come out as 40 again yesterday to a 30yo who had clearly assumed he was older than me. i’m 41 tomorrow

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too fancy weed store @bristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it’s my birthday tomorrow and my family are falling like dominoes to norovirus

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