weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You could have an adventure in a faraway land You could learn about a tuba in a marching band 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Confounding sales persons by being pure of heart and intention 020
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wonder how that chimp war is going 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026searching for these lost orbs is taking up a significant portion of time 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026rapists large and small go in the same chipper for the record 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎶We watched Faces of Death 🎶and we regretted it youtu.be/On_vHOFjIswyoutu.beXRYouTube video by Cymbals Eat Guitars - Topic 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kash Patel can't stop me from smoking the rest of the weed 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Talmbout shoulda left 'im in the dang ol bag man 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To the bird who just ran into one of my windows They're filthy, skill issue 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New name in honor of Forest Lake's most famous white supremacist. 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the term bio break shouldn't be necessary, but in this climate it is useful for ending meetings 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Steam Frame is the best headset I've used so far. It's also buggy, I can't get PC streaming to work for games, just desktop so far 110
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Somebody get those punk bitches hewlett and packard on the phone immediately 021
Reposted by weirdo beardo normal guyMinnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This organization gives direct aid to the homeless. Times are tight here until I can get this house off my balance sheet but I'm fortunate to have a house so I sent 15 bucks which I can spare. How about everyone that sees this sends them $5. 011
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Loading up the front of this bad boy with full sheets from home Depot and hitting the highway later 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Krillin's whole arc is going from having no perceivable neck or hair to having perceivable neck and hair, this takes multiple series to achieve. 120
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my lil smokie: breakfast is magic 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026on weekdays we do the Capital Shuffle 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026rotating these routing domains in my mind, giving myself a headache, better than using clood 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your Smokies too Lil. they’ll kill you 001
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Local white man orders Indian takeout medium spicy in what skeptics are calling a 'ridiculous display of hubris' 121
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Really hitting the gringo Ls while I make this chicken tortilla soup 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026who up bordering their gateway protocols 010
Reposted by weirdo beardo normal guyAmerica's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Make sure to like and subscribe for more cutting edge business advice 02411
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026pulpy fantasy book mentions banishing the concept of ice to another dimension and I'm sent at the notion of so much goop if that were to happen everything goop goop universe 010
Reposted by weirdo beardo normal guy🙋♂️HumanBuddy💁♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 11/09/2026Im sorry but this song is a banger. 1102
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finally taking that multivitamin I'm supposed to take and throwing it back up in less than 20m The universe punishes me for trying 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026in hindsight there was no way I was getting my Internet working today while the gas co is playing sandbox in my front yard 110
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Quantum would like to know the brand of my wifi and like bro it's complicated don't worry about it 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Weighing if I could get away with a charlie Kirk background in meetings today 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Taking a piss at the Chinese restaurant, guy in the stall fighting for his life. ✊ I hear you man hope you make it 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me and my work brother in the back of the vendor pitchstatic.klipy.comMuppet Show Statler and Waldorf LaughAlt: Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hitting up the homies and initiating a getting-the-gang-together montage so we can loiter like old times 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Man y'all remember loitering? Used to loiter like a motherfucker back in the day 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Monkey good at make thing Monkey good at make new thing Monkey not good at learn new thing Monkey not good at plan for future Monkey not see what new thing do Monkey good at make thing Monkey good at make new thing 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 07/09/202610 years ago a 3 day weekend meant we were at the bar or playing games friday-sunday Now I'm lucky if anyone shows up on a Saturday and these mfs don't even have kids Make it make sense 100
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026this mf so american he puts ice in his wine 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm gonna smoke 2 bongs drink 3 beers and go to bed early if the old gods allow it 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Riding like the one eyed jack of diamonds with the devil close behind 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026uwu I'm just a little baby, I'm just a little guy, I didn't know the systems were brutal, I'm just a baby boy who didn't know better, they scared this precious baby boy, who could even to such a little guy? 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just shave your head bro you'll look better Great now I've got an extra chore to do every day Do look good though 010
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Nuh uh bitch you're gonna run that change through your own team's change control processes and approvers trying to catch me slipping 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They're calling me the biggest dork to ever smoke weed 140
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026round of applause for the humble mustache scissors 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hindsight is pointing at the geriatric ground beef I consumed Saturday afternoon. Single btw 000
weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Actually reading the Manifesto I'm bad at words and the analysis of them, but that parts about the bourgeois constantly reinventing the means as a way to stay on top is ringing true in this AI hellscape. 130