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weirdo beardo normal guy

@brisketfingers.bsky.social
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Goblin Engineer. I like plants. Fuck capital.

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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You could have an adventure in a faraway land You could learn about a tuba in a marching band
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Confounding sales persons by being pure of heart and intention
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wonder how that chimp war is going
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
searching for these lost orbs is taking up a significant portion of time
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rapists large and small go in the same chipper for the record
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶We watched Faces of Death 🎶and we regretted it youtu.be/On_vHOFjIsw
youtu.be
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YouTube video by Cymbals Eat Guitars - Topic
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kash Patel can't stop me from smoking the rest of the weed
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talmbout shoulda left 'im in the dang ol bag man
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To the bird who just ran into one of my windows They're filthy, skill issue
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New name in honor of Forest Lake's most famous white supremacist.
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the term bio break shouldn't be necessary, but in this climate it is useful for ending meetings
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Steam Frame is the best headset I've used so far. It's also buggy, I can't get PC streaming to work for games, just desktop so far
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody get those punk bitches hewlett and packard on the phone immediately
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This organization gives direct aid to the homeless. Times are tight here until I can get this house off my balance sheet but I'm fortunate to have a house so I sent 15 bucks which I can spare. How about everyone that sees this sends them $5.
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Loading up the front of this bad boy with full sheets from home Depot and hitting the highway later
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Krillin's whole arc is going from having no perceivable neck or hair to having perceivable neck and hair, this takes multiple series to achieve.
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my lil smokie: breakfast is magic
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
on weekdays we do the Capital Shuffle
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rotating these routing domains in my mind, giving myself a headache, better than using clood
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your Smokies too Lil. they’ll kill you
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Local white man orders Indian takeout medium spicy in what skeptics are calling a 'ridiculous display of hubris'
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
boys club! doo doo doo doo doo
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really hitting the gringo Ls while I make this chicken tortilla soup
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
who up bordering their gateway protocols
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Make sure to like and subscribe for more cutting edge business advice
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
rap name kza woke
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Clood give me a webb sight
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pulpy fantasy book mentions banishing the concept of ice to another dimension and I'm sent at the notion of so much goop if that were to happen everything goop goop universe
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 11/09/2026
Im sorry but this song is a banger.
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally taking that multivitamin I'm supposed to take and throwing it back up in less than 20m The universe punishes me for trying
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
in hindsight there was no way I was getting my Internet working today while the gas co is playing sandbox in my front yard
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Quantum would like to know the brand of my wifi and like bro it's complicated don't worry about it
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weighing if I could get away with a charlie Kirk background in meetings today
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Taking a piss at the Chinese restaurant, guy in the stall fighting for his life. ✊ I hear you man hope you make it
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me and my work brother in the back of the vendor pitch
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Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
Alt: Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hitting up the homies and initiating a getting-the-gang-together montage so we can loiter like old times
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Man y'all remember loitering? Used to loiter like a motherfucker back in the day
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Monkey good at make thing Monkey good at make new thing Monkey not good at learn new thing Monkey not good at plan for future Monkey not see what new thing do Monkey good at make thing Monkey good at make new thing
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
10 years ago a 3 day weekend meant we were at the bar or playing games friday-sunday Now I'm lucky if anyone shows up on a Saturday and these mfs don't even have kids Make it make sense
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this mf so american he puts ice in his wine
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm gonna smoke 2 bongs drink 3 beers and go to bed early if the old gods allow it
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Riding like the one eyed jack of diamonds with the devil close behind
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You wouldn't not own a car in the lowest 80% of the poorest quintile" in the "you wouldn't download a car" meme font
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
uwu I'm just a little baby, I'm just a little guy, I didn't know the systems were brutal, I'm just a baby boy who didn't know better, they scared this precious baby boy, who could even to such a little guy?
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just shave your head bro you'll look better Great now I've got an extra chore to do every day Do look good though
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nuh uh bitch you're gonna run that change through your own team's change control processes and approvers trying to catch me slipping
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're calling me the biggest dork to ever smoke weed
Bright yellow plastic equipment hardcase, he's fit his bong parts and a grinder into the foam
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
round of applause for the humble mustache scissors
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hindsight is pointing at the geriatric ground beef I consumed Saturday afternoon. Single btw
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weirdo beardo normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Actually reading the Manifesto I'm bad at words and the analysis of them, but that parts about the bourgeois constantly reinventing the means as a way to stay on top is ringing true in this AI hellscape.
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