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Brie

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Brie @brieplay.com · 27/09/2026
Legalize being obsessed with your girlfriend
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Brie @brieplay.com · 25/09/2026
Search anything nondescript and you’ll see this app is 80% cartoons for degenerates
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 23/09/2026
New Doodle Dots is incredible
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Brie @brieplay.com · 23/09/2026
My girlfriend is really great
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Brie @brieplay.com · 17/09/2026
It's not a Funeral House, it's a Funeral Home.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Brie @brieplay.com · 13/09/2026
Me at my parents’ house
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Brie @brieplay.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a DS9 girlie now
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Brie @brieplay.com · 10/09/2026
Seeing how many times I can fit “including or not including gang violence” into conversation today
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Brie @brieplay.com · 30/08/2026
My parents never loved me enough to show me Lawrence of Arabia
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Brie @brieplay.com · 10/01/2024
Uncle Owen: *looks at cup of green milk* Uncle Owen: Very funny, Luke.
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Brie @brieplay.com · 28/08/2026
If you die in a dream you don’t die in real life, but if you die while you’re dreaming you did actually die in real life so be careful
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Brie @brieplay.com · 26/08/2026
King Spa day
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Brie @brieplay.com · 23/08/2026
What if we kissed in Odo’s bucket
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Brie @brieplay.com · 20/08/2026
Grinning like an idiot at Whole Foods
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Brie @brieplay.com · 18/08/2026
Everything happens for a raisin
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Brie @brieplay.com · 15/08/2026
I wonder if my grandparents understand exactly how much cunt i'm serving
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Brie @brieplay.com · 15/08/2026
Hot goth girls out here behaving like Dark Souls games
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Brie @brieplay.com · 14/08/2026
DID YOU KNOW? It takes people with ADHD two or three trips to the grocery store before they truly have everything they needed.
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Brie @brieplay.com · 08/08/2026
What is there to say when you fulfill a lifelong dream
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Brie @brieplay.com · 06/08/2026
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Brie @brieplay.com · 02/08/2026
Refusing to seat an incomplete party when there are no other diners is a war crime
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Brie @brieplay.com · 02/08/2026
It’s giving cunt, call it lip service
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Brie @brieplay.com · 30/07/2026
Are you familiar with Multiple Horses theory?
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Brie @brieplay.com · 27/07/2026
Days of Thunder is a movie about neurology
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Brie @brieplay.com · 21/07/2026
A butterfly landed on me
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masonReloaded @masonreloaded.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Imax is just 4:3 for hipsters
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Brie @brieplay.com · 17/07/2026
It’s fine
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Brie @brieplay.com · 11/02/2026
We desperately need a universal standard for 1-2-3 / 1-2-3-Go
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Brie @brieplay.com · 15/07/2026
These days Half Price Books is out here expecting you to pay both halves
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Brie @brieplay.com · 12/07/2026
I’m hearing Lindsey Graham died from the super diarrhea that’s going around
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Brie @brieplay.com · 04/07/2026
Kirsten Dunst sitting at a table holding a cigarette and a tiny American flag in one hand, and a glass of wine in the other
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Brie @brieplay.com · 01/07/2026
She’s a 10 but she has Tourette’s Syndrome
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Brie @brieplay.com · 28/06/2026
There’s two more days to be gay in case you forgot
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/06/2026
I have a bomb
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Brie @brieplay.com · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
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Brie @brieplay.com · 14/06/2026
Red: 3 flavors Green: 3 flavors Pink: 3 flavors Blue: 2 flavors Yellow: 1 flavor Orange: 1 flavor
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you check her drivers license
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Brie @brieplay.com · 09/06/2026
Being a gluten free Chicagoan is a hard road. Have you ever seen an Italian Beef hot and dipped with no bread? It's a sorry sight.
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Brie @brieplay.com · 06/06/2026
The dumbest person you know wants to give you advice
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Brie @brieplay.com · 05/06/2026
Doodle Dots
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Brie @brieplay.com · 05/06/2026
Every friend group these days has a tall twink with a buzz cut
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Brie @brieplay.com · 01/06/2026
Went to see Backrooms but in Chicago we call it Frontrooms
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Brie @brieplay.com · 29/05/2026
Our society needs less homicidal rampages and more homosexual rampages
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