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Brittany

@brichneyfloss.bsky.social
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Fun Aunt. Theater Kid. Malört Enthusiast. Mark/Sicko/Heel. Elder Millennial. Fire Sign. Beach Vibes. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🚺✊🏾 🖕🧊🖕 🚫👑

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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Personally, I hope the aliens invade before the robots take over.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw The Chicks at the Auditorium. Recommend rage singing “Not Ready to Make Nice” with 3,800 angry women. Very cathartic.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know why we’re calling this series “Chicago White Sox vs. Cleveland Guardians” when we could be calling it “God vs. Taylor Swift”.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New rule just for tonight: no one can be mean to Wheeler Yuta. Again, this is just for tonight. We can be mean to him tomorrow. #AEW #AEWDynamite
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone had to have made this before me, but I haven’t seen it.
Blues Brothers wearing White Sox hats. Text reads “we’re on a mission from god.”
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, today:
Court jester dancing, with text that reads, “my tummy hurts and I’m mad at Microsoft Outlook”
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why would you even put that into the universe?
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s the thing: this girl needs a White Sox World Series. She moved to Houston in September of 2005, so she wasn’t able to enjoy the last one. But she’s back in Chicago now. So if all the other teams in the playoffs can just suck for the next few weeks, she’d really appreciate it. Thanks!
Brittany, Late Summer/early Fall 1987, hope still in her eyes, decked out in her finest White Sox onesie.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now
ALT: Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Then she’s a 3. Language is fluid. If you understood them, they said it correctly. Correcting grammar is, at best, condescending. At its worst, it’s classist and racist. Correcting someone’s grammar doesn’t make you better, it makes you a dick.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As an Italian-American, I’ve used “recently white”.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My mom said we could still be a trio if your moms say it’s okay.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always thought this was such a weird take during the first year. Act 1 is where you lay the foundation. You can’t tell the story of an epic rivalry without first explaining why the rivalry exists. Of course there weren’t stories the first year.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He was one of the good ones. RIP Butcher, you’ll be missed.
Me with Andy Williams, aka The Butcher
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who said that? I’ll fight them.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
STAY THE FUCK DOWN, BITCH
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Shaun Of The Dead Poli Shovel Hit
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve been a wrestling fan for over 30 years, and Cope + Cage have been my favorite tag team the entire time. I get to see them in a TLC match in person. I am legitimately crying right now.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Then suddenly, I was 16 again. New license, old car, driving around Lombard with my best friend, blasting “Remember Right Now”, and hating the boys that didn’t love us back. #Spitalfield #FiveDaysAndCounting #EdgewaterMusicFest
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Give Kenny the same entrance as Will so that we can see his former tag partner, Chuck Taylor. #AllIn #wrestlesky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Am I the only one who clocked @willowwrestles.bsky.social as a Dalek? #AllIn #wrestlesky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of these days, he’s just going to show up like this:
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Glinda Glinda Good Witch
ALT: Glinda Glinda Good Witch
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
25 years as a theater techie, and I can confirm.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aubrey remains undefeated! @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling28
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It just hit me that we lost 2 Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s this year. Someone keep an eye on Luke Evans, please.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess also RIP to Rupert Grint. He’s not dead dead. Just dead to me. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In 2013, I made this picture of Nigel Thornberry holding a sword and covered in blood because my friend had a dream that that’s what her publisher was going to put on the cover of her book. This picture still brings us joy and laughter. This is my only Tim Curry related story.
Very bad art that I made for a friend based on a dream she had.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tyra Banks: I Was Rooting For You! How Dare You!
ALT: Tyra Banks: I Was Rooting For You! How Dare You!
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I thought I was out, but they pulled me back in for one last job! (JK, I’m never leaving, but I had a busy summer and missed the last 2 shows.) Sign up to join the heist crew, and maybe I’ll give a really cool heisty nickname.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Using the 5 minute championship eliminator match as a cover for giving us a 90 second women’s match is kinda BS. #AEWCollision
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every now and then I remember that was there at Aragon when Kyle Fletcher stabbed him in the leg with a screwdriver, and I smile.
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Dani 💛 The Editorial Style @theeditorialstyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
WHO GOT TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL??? MALE WRESTLERS TAKE ON A PERIOD SIMULATOR #WrestleSky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You’re just mad that books are satisfying women in ways you can’t.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My niece sent me a thank you card that she wrote herself for her birthday gift. It was addressed to “Ant Brity”. I will no longer be responding to any other names.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
2X24 In my defense, I have a heart condition, and that much caffeine would hospitalize me.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Separating the art from the artist only really works when the artist has died, not when they're actively using their income to harm Trans people. If you're continuing to put your money into Harry Potter-related things, you're funding efforts to hurt Trans people. It's really that simple.
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Trans Rights Are Human Rights
ALT: Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
At the White Sox game where they just retired Ozzie Guillén’s #13. He played for 13 seasons, and his is the 13th number to be retired by the Sox. I need a better Swiftie than me to tell me what it means.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Adding it to the list of things I will eventually cross stitch on to a pillow.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This was my Lollapalooza.
Playbill for “& Juliet” in front of the stage. Some of the cast. Most notably, Joey Fatone. The musical numbers. The set
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is Walgreens right now.
Aisle of Halloween decorations. In July. As it should be.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Maybe it’s because in America our nazi party/cop venn diagram is basically a circle, but I don’t see this being a deterrent.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When you’re actually incredibly worried about the guy she told you not to worry about:
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s giving me a sinus headache that is making me want to hurl myself into the sun.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I feel this. Buying my All Out ticket this morning is probably going to be the only highlight of my day.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love this for him.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Love that for him
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I only ever ask Siri to set timers. If I had know I could ask her to do this…
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There is also a Bristol, Wisconsin. Bring Mystery Wrestling to the Ren Faire! (This is actually the best idea I’ve ever had.)
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hello, Chicago Friends. If you like wrestling, please take 2 minutes to complete the form so that Mystery wrestling comes here. If you don’t like wrestling, please pretend you do for 2 minutes and fill out this form. Thanks.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing like being woken up at 4:30 in the morning because a spider is crawling on you.
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BYOT Productions @byotproductions.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In honor of Juneteenth, we encourage everyone to support your local Black owned businesses, not just today, but every day. If you are in Chicago, scroll through to see some of our favorites. And please share your favorites in the comments.
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