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Brian U’Sellis

@brianusellis.bsky.social
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Taking sad songs and making them better since 1986.

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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am over the 80 degree days. Quite frankly, I've over the 70 degree days.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to run an errand for my wife to pickup a Halloween decoration. The item was $20 online. In the store, it rang up $30. Yup, I have to order it online and wait for someone to come pick it off the shelf and then I can have it. I’ve been waiting over 20 mins now. The internet was a mistake.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jeopardy We Love You Alex
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Team, when the weather cools down this week let’s all make an agreement right now that we’re not gonna overreact and crank on the heat. Let us sweaty folks enjoy a respite for crying out loud.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't ever want Kentucky to win at anything...ever. But if they're gonna win...I'm glad they beat a team that honored Pete fucking Hegseth during the game.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just stunned that Ed Sheeran’s personality sucks as much as his music. Didn’t think it was possible.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a coward.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know you’re not supposed to wish your life away…but it’s that time of year where I’m beyond ready to fast forward from whatever this bullshit heat/weather is and welcome falling leaves and temperatures with open arms. August is such bullshit.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 11/08/2026
You would think a former UK swimmer would be very involved in this issue to advocate protecting women
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🍺Leader of the Garage People @thegaragepeople.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jason Benetti is an announcing treasure. Baseball, college football, college hoops... one of the best!
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Re-watching the Billy Joel documentary a year later and… It’s still pretty friggin’ great.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23/07/2026
If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you're back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.
Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.
The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me…every damn day when I see the stuff @mayor.nyc.gov is doing for the people he works for.
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Marshall's Pillow Hug
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I already miss the World Cup.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 08/07/2026
Erling Haaland♥️ * Vocal supporter of men cooking and cleaning * Self-aware of the historical context of the vikings ("Yes viking history is incredible. But a lot of things were not good... what they did. Let's be honest.") * Vocal anti-racist who used his platform to defend UK players from UK fans
Erling Haaland quote from Twitter:

"I don't understand why there is still room for racism and discrimination. We will never tire of fighting against any form of discrimination. Instead of being applauded for having the courage to take the penalties, these young men are attacked with racist insults. I am speechless."
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/07/2026
Independence Day came out thirty years ago and Bill Pullman is younger today than three of the last four presidents
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
on the one hand Wikipedia vandalism is bad and shouldn't be encouraged but sometimes you look at a Wikipedia page at just the perfect time
Lionnel Mpasi Nzau (born 1 August 1994) is a professional footballer who plays as goalkeeper for Ligue 1 club Le Havre. Born in France, he plays for the DR Congo national team He's an Irish National Hero.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Walking with my 8-year-old son to the car just a bit ago and he asked “Dad, can I say the F word?” I was like, why? And he just goes, “Cause it’s FUCKING hot out here.” Well played, kiddo. No denying he’s my kid. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There is some devastating news from the college sports world to share at this late hour: Longtime Louisville SID Kenny Klein, who "retired" in 2022 but never left the scene in the years since, has died at 65. There isn't a more respected person in the college sports space. Not one. A tragedy.
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Kenny Klein, former longtime Louisville Athletics administrator, dies
Kenny Klein, a former Louisville Athletics administrator of 39 years who worked more than 1,300 straight men's basketball games, has died at age 66.
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy World Cup Opening Day! ⚽🏆🌎
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K'NAAN - Wavin' Flag (Coca-Cola Celebration Mix)
YouTube video by KnaanVEVO
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wu-Tang Forever. #GoKnicks
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Translation for non-sports people: Moonlight has just beaten La La Land for Best Picture.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also, Adam Silver can kick rocks.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is all his fault.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Let’s go, Knicks!!!!! (I always kinda liked the Knicks and bought this shirt for $3 from Old Navy three years ago when I was short a few bucks for free shipping)
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Basketball rules.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Inside the NBA at The Finals is the only good thing about ESPN getting the rights to the show. Even better that it’s in San Antonio with all those churros!
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Charles Barkley Blows on Hands
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I did it! www.82-0.com rules.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love the @nba.com but I legitimately just turned tonight’s game off after that Tony Brothers and Co. back to back to back turd sandwich of missed calls which was then topped off by a tech. Good lord.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
At what point will the Cavs realize they can’t play James Harden down the stretch? The beard can’t guard a traffic cone.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Dan Levy as David Rose: And Whose Fault Is That?
ALT: Dan Levy as David Rose: And Whose Fault Is That?
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That feeling when you successfully take 8 bags of old kids toys and stuffed animals to goodwill without the kids noticing.
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Jon Hamm Jonhamm
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is so easy and fun. Of course you’d have to have a teeny bit of charisma and just an ounce of desire to actually help people…so it’s tough for cities like Louisville and their lackluster mayor.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Live look of me in Louisville looking at NYC.
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Conan O'Brien Peering Through a Window
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I like pretty much all Bill Lawrence shows but I’m really loving Rooster. Makes me miss college.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trying to clean your house while your kids are home is like trying to fill a bucket with a hole in the bottom.
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a man is standing in front of a row of hot sauce bottles and says it 's impossible ..
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Even after all these years...The Onion is still so friggin' funny.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
These NBA Play-In games have been electric. Basketball rules.
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a man is singing into a microphone while another man is playing a keyboard .
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies -Cracked down on predatory landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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three men are standing in front of a building and one of them says no donny these men are cowards
ALT: three men are standing in front of a building and one of them says no donny these men are cowards
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Syracuse in March was not a good time.
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Brian U’Sellis @brianusellis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“It’s real!”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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