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Brian

@brianneedsanap.bsky.social
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He/him. Podcaster, musician, writer. Probably making music or dinner. Trump voters fuck off. Mets/bass guitar/books/leftist politics/films/stuffed artichokes/doodling with my kids/crossword puzzles

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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure that in actuality, candy making isn't as soothing, fun, or lucrative as it appears on Instagram, but I sort of want to be a candy maker now?
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In case anyone still follows my sporadic musings here, I'm writing longer, exclusively musical, sporadic musings on a Substack now: brianneedsanap.substack.com
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Power Chords and Picardy Thirds - Musings on Music | Brian Salvatore | Substack
No one will listen to me ramble on about music...but maybe they'll read me ramble? Click to read Power Chords and Picardy Thirds - Musings on Music, by Brian Salvatore, a Substack publication. Launche...
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never thought I would be so politically aligned with Macklemore, but here we are.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I grew up in the golden age of video stores, so I have so many to choose from. Want to hear about the one every thought was a mob front? The one inside an appliance store? The one with a spiral staircase up to the horror room?
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I distinctly remember finishing THE BOXCAR CHILDREN and wishing that I could read more of their stories, only to find out it was a series. The joy I felt discovering my first book series is still with me whenever I read something great and learn about a sequel, even if old me knows most sequels blow
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me, when my lawn is unkempt: fuck mowing lawns, we need areas for animals and pollinators to take refuge. Lawncare is American fascism. Assimilation to a norm for no reason is fucked up Me, the minute I cut my grass and walk past a house with a slightly shaggy look: neighborhood is going to hell.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Get that average up!
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They played it. Her life is saved.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“If I don’t hear some ‘My Name is Mud,’ I’m going to die” - some lady at this Les Claypool show, inventing a never before said sentence.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The movie theater cd that we had to play one month had “Convoy” on it, and every time I had to clean the theater after ATTACK OF THE CLONES, that song would ruin my day. Fuck you, CW McCall
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Chris @chrisegan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thank you! This is surgery #2 on each to correct his extreme toe walking. Hopefully he’s out of the wheelchair in 2 weeks, out of casts in 4
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ben is currently in a wheelchair after surgery on both Achilles, so he misses that independence something fierce.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tomorrow should (hopefully, knock on wood) be Ben’s first day back in 2 weeks and, while he loves school, that’s a long layoff. Glad Dante had a good morning!
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The Underground Railroad saved a lot of lives, but did it ultimately hurt the train industry?
Article asking: Did Stephen Colbert’s politics ruin late night?
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Does it help or hurt that this was 2003?
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I wanted to name my college band the Al Gore Rhythm and was vetoed. Fuckers
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Similarly, if the band actually accommodates your wish, do not stand in between the bass player and his mic/pedalboard and reach across his body to take a photo of the birthday cake, making him miss a cue as well.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“You won’t be let down, I once opened for Wiz Khalifa” doesn’t forgive you making the singer miss his cue and the whole band having to restart a song.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Public service announcement from the lowest rung of live music performance: there is never a reason to try to talk to a member of a band mid-song. If it is your friend’s birthday and you want them shouted out (or want to freestyle a verse?), please wait until a song or set break.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
MLB.tv shows me two different CarShield commercials 10x per Mets game. One has Eric Byrnes being as obnoxiously loud as possible. The other has Howard Johnson as stoic and boring as possible. Why were these two extremes the only options? I would think most ex-ballplayers would fall in between.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My ten favorite films off the top of my head: Back to the Future Brazil Inside Llewyn Davis Being John Malkovich Before Sunset The Empire Strikes Back Help! Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Do the Right Thing Goodfellas (These will change as soon as I hit send)
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That’s my birthday, so I am passing over my birthday luck to you on your quest.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
yeah i’m addicted to porn. porn myself an ice cold refreshing ginger ale
My hand, holding a glass with ice and a can of Canada Dry ginger ale
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with blonde hair and a beard is sitting in front of a group of people and says listen to billy zane
ALT: a man with blonde hair and a beard is sitting in front of a group of people and says listen to billy zane
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My kids have two living grandmothers, but if someone mentions “Grandma” in our house, we are 100% talking about our neighbor’s mom who brings their kids to the bus stop every morning.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Hall still needs more women, queer folks, people of color, and underground music. But this class is an improvement in the overall picture of popular music of the past 50 years.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ed Sullivan going in is very funny because he famously hated rock and roll. It’s like Frankenstein’s Monster going into the Fire HOF.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I approve of all of the Early Influence folks: MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, Gram Parsons, Fela Kuti, and Celia Cruz. As a wannabe producer of my own dumb songs, I’m also cool with 3/4 of the producers/songwriters getting in (J. Miller, A. Martin, L. Creed). But fuck Rick Rubin for political reasons.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The ballot has been announced, and I predicted 6/8 that got in. No Mariah Carey, instead Phil Collins and Billy Idol got in. This is dumb, but I’m happy for Maiden, JD/NO, Sade, Vandross, and Wu-Tang. I feel fine about Oasis.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is triggering
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
[slurps newly harvested milk from a sea creature on Ahch-To]
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is XFL erasure
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Every day Instagram shows me the first 2/3 of a Threads post, and curiosity gets the better of me. The surrounding posts fall into one of 4 categories: Trump horseshit, people using the magic text to try to entrap perverts, cranky Gen X libs, or Stan accounts for things like “70s bush.” What an app!
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I second Walt in saying 👀👀👀
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Which is funnier: Lee "The Refrigerator" Perry or William "Scratch" Perry?
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think Buckley is a crazy talent, I just don’t know if the body of work is there. If they inducted albums, GRACE would get in.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Re: Shakira, I just think that if you want to open the Hall to Latin artists (and they 100% should), I would start elsewhere. I don’t disagree that she eventually deserves a spot, I just like things going in a more linear direction Re: Buckley, again, put in Elliott Smith or Nick Drake first.(1/2)
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
OH SHIT I forgot that Salt n Peppa got in last year in a side category! I'll swap them out for...TLC
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
LOL. For me, the Rock Hall needs to celebrate artists who are bigger than one moment, and she just has one moment, sadly. And like I said, I enjoy her!
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Thanks pal
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
After 1999?
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
See you all next year.
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
But as a reminder, this would be my pie in the sky ballot: The B-52s Pixies Hüsker Dü De La Soul The Monkees Salt N Peppa Os Mutantes
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The voters get seven votes. If I had a ballot, my seven would be: Mariah Carey Iron Maiden Joy Division/New Order Oasis Sade Luther Vandross Wu-Tang Clan
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Brian @brianneedsanap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wu-Tang Clan: as previously established, ain’t nothing to fuck with. Another slam dunk.
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