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Dame Brian Moylan

@brianjmoylan.bsky.social
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Mostly Housewives news and dick jokes, to be honest

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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bravo just announced FOUR brand new shows: -The long rumored Real Housewives of Rhode Island -A retooled Ladies of London (no returning cast announced) -The Valley: Persian Style with Reza, GG, and MJ from Shahs -The self explanatory Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You will never convince me a better season of television exists than #RHONY season 3. -Brooklyn Bridge Beatdown -Jill Vs. Bethenny -Scary Island -Ramona's Runway Walk -Turtle Time -"Money Can't Buy You Class" -"You're in high school and I'm in Brooklyn.."
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Here's my surprise cameo on last night's #SouthernCharm reunion!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Just watched tonight's #SouthernCharm reunion and it seems like a certain Dame makes a cameo appearance.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Bravo was founded in 1980 as a network to bring New York City opera, ballet, and symphony to the world. It played during the day and in the evening the same channel played porn... bsky.app/profile/loll...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Based on when the announcement is coming, I would guess that Garcelle is one of the rare instances of a Housewife leaving #RHOBH of her own accord. bsky.app/profile/brav...
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Gibson Johns @gibsonoma.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
NEW POD: Discussed the new state of "Real Housewives" reunions using the recently wrapped #RHONY, #RHOSLC and #RHOP reunions as examples with @brianjmoylan.bsky.social! Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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The State of 'Real Housewives' Reunions with Brian Moylan (+ Craig Hits The 'Summer House,' 'Southern Charm' Reunion Trailer and More)
Podcast Episode · Gabbing with Gib · 03/21/2025 · 1h 23m
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'm honoring my Irish heritage this St Paddy's Day ☘️ by sending nudes to anyone who asks...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Terrible news about Karen. I was disappointed in her behavior this season, but this sentence seems harsh. She got more time than Teresa, who actually defrauded people. people.com/karen-huger-...
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Karen Huger Sentenced to 2 Years in Prison After DUI but Will Only Serve 1 Behind Bars
Karen Huger was back in a Montgomery County Circuit Court on Wednesday, Feb. 26, where she was officially sentenced to two years behind bars (with one year suspended) for drunk driving.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Feel free to tell me how handsome I am
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My nemesis @brianjmoylan.bsky.social comparing me to Teresa Giudice has left me shaken.
This season of RHONY, at least before the very, very end, was such a snooze that if we followed Ramona Singer’s advice and took a Xanax, it would have put us all to sleep. Inspired by our Apple Holders 2.0 not really holding up their end of the reality-television bargain, my mortal enemy, Louis Peitzman, rounded up all the worst seasons across the franchise, and his picks are stunningly accurate, which I hate to admit because he is my archnemesis and all. I guess broken clocks and Teresa Giudice can be right twice a day.
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Kate Casey @katecasey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Such fun dissecting Bravo shows with @brianjmoylan.bsky.social in today’s episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r... #podcast
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Gibson Johns @gibsonoma.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Rihanna reached out to Mary Cosby twice after her emotional scene with Roebrt Jr. aired on #RHOSLC: www.vulture.com/article/rhos... via @brianjmoylan.bsky.social for @vulture.com
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Are Sebastian Stan stans just called Stans?
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
In a rare lapse of judgement, my parents let me watch Twin Peaks when it aired. I was 12. David Lynch has been the architect of my nightmares ever since.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I just watched the first 10 minutes of the RHOSLC finale and the Lisa Barlow lunch is such an unserious masterpiece. Put it in the Louvre alongside this.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I interviewed Chrishelle from Selling Sunset, but more importantly, from THE TRAITORS and boy does she really hate Sandoval. www.marieclaire.com/culture/tv-s...
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Chrishell Stause Will Play the Villain If She Needs To
The 'Selling Sunset' star has achieved what few (maybe no one) in the reality TV genre has: being a longtime fan favorite. But with her appearance on season 3 of 'Traitors,' she's ready to make enemie...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
He's working late.....cause he's a singer bsky.app/profile/nyti...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Karen says she didn't show up at the reunion because she's in rehab. This seems mighty convenient...... www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...
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Karen Huger Explains Her Absence from the RHOP Season 9 Reunion (EXCLUSIVE) | Bravo TV Official Site
Why isn't Karen Huger at the RHOP Season 9 reunion? Her confirmed in an exclusive statement that she's in rehab. Get details.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Does this mean that Karen's tenure will be over?!?!? bsky.app/profile/quee...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I tried to predict who is going to win The Traitors and if last year's attempt is any indication I will be horrendously wrong. www.vulture.com/article/the-...
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Let’s Predict Who Will Win The Traitors
Which of season three’s fame-chasers has the reality-TV skills necessary to survive Alan Cumming’s castle of terrors?
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ranking every crew member on Below Deck ever took me and @genevievekoski.bsky.social a YEAR to do so you better fucking read it and share it and tell us how great we are. www.vulture.com/article/belo...
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Every Below Deck Crew Member, Ranked
From the bosun who got booted before the boat left the dock to the captain who defined the franchise for a decade, they’re all here.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Twink" has replaced "Gaslighting" as something that used to be specific and has now been misused to the point of meaninglessness.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The craziest thing about the Superman trailer is they expect us to think that this man makes a middle-class living as a journalist? Please.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The Most Popular Recaps of the Year list on @vulture.com is the only place where I am truly famous and totally in charge. I have 6 of the 25 slots. www.vulture.com/article/most...
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Vulture’s 25 Most-Read TV Recaps of 2024
The shows (and comment sections) our readers couldn’t get enough of.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Coming in at Number 9 for the year! www.vulture.com/article/most...
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Vulture’s 20 Most-Read Stories of 2024
From brat summer to a scandalous fall, here’s what our readers loved most this year.
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Elisa Davis @elisa515.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Are you a Bravo (especially Real Housewives) fan and you don't get @brianjmoylan.bsky.social 's terrific "Real Housewives Institute" newsletter? The current one has a fantastic section "All I Want for Christmas Is Views"--everything on it is a banger! Subscribe at nymag.com/newsletters.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is a serious question: Is Trump on Ozempic?
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's hilarious to me that Selena Gomez's stans think she has a shot at an Oscar when she is absolutely incapable of acting www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/m...
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It’s Ariana Grande vs. Selena Gomez at the Oscars (in Fans’ Minds)
Stan armies are waging war over which pop star is the “better” actor. Movie lovers used to awards-season maneuvering haven’t seen anything like this.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Wrote this in 2016 and stand by every damn word! www.vulture.com/2016/12/rudo...
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The Gay Subtext of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
It’s the gayest thing about Christmas.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Told everyone on the Bitch Sesh live stream last night I’d post a photo of my crease and since I’m a man of my word (and chronically horny on main)……
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is the thing about Mary. She's almost always right, she just doesn't deliver her opinion in a nice enough way for people to hear her. If she talked to everyone how she talks to Angie K here, she would be the best Housewife around. bsky.app/profile/quee...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Kathy has been waiting 20+ years to be able to talk as much shit about "Maurice" as she wants. bsky.app/profile/dust...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Here’s what I think will happen with the cast of Vanderpump Rules www.vulture.com/article/vand...
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What’s Next for Vanderpump Rules?
Does this mean that Jax Taylor is, once again, the number one guy in the group?
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Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
“UNLIMITED!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is terrible news. bsky.app/profile/quee...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's amazing how NBC is spinning off all of its cable networks EXCEPT Bravo. We are keeping legacy media afloat, motherfuckers. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/20/b...
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Comcast to Spin Off MSNBC, CNBC and Other Cable Networks
The new publicly traded company is set to debut next year, with a bundle of channels that also includes Oxygen, E! and Syfy.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You know when they show a Housewife smoking it means her life is going to absolute shit. bsky.app/profile/emer...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Adrian Brody asked me to change seats so he could sit with his girlfriend and I did. He did not say thank you. bsky.app/profile/clai...
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Kate Casey @katecasey.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It happened. @brianjmoylan.bsky.social visited The Quiet Woman. #RHOC
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
So, now that I'm moving here, should I create an alt?
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
where r the sluts
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Oh great, just what I need. Another platform to look at hot guys and Housewives memes on.
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