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Dame Brian Moylan

@brianjmoylan.bsky.social
3.5K followers 342 following 168 posts

Mostly Housewives news and dick jokes, to be honest

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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I came from Twitter just to see it! More than worth it
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I sure did.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I can't wait to read this. I always enjoy these essays so much!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I think we're going to see a Jersey announcement at BravoCon. But I'm excited for RI. I always have faith in Bravo
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I don't believe in God, but I always have faith in Bravo
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
No, two different projects
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bravo just announced FOUR brand new shows: -The long rumored Real Housewives of Rhode Island -A retooled Ladies of London (no returning cast announced) -The Valley: Persian Style with Reza, GG, and MJ from Shahs -The self explanatory Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
As long as you don't carry the bags
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If this is meaty, I'm glad I'm a carnivore
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Wasn't Alex Trebek Canadian?
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The only correct answer is Jaffa Cakes
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'd send nudes, but I don't think that's allowed here.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
That ass is my immunity idol
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It was weird, like they wanted the invasion to be this giant set piece that we cared so much about, but we've spent so little time in Two Rivers it was like, "Oh fine. Just let them die. Whatever."
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You will never convince me a better season of television exists than #RHONY season 3. -Brooklyn Bridge Beatdown -Jill Vs. Bethenny -Scary Island -Ramona's Runway Walk -Turtle Time -"Money Can't Buy You Class" -"You're in high school and I'm in Brooklyn.."
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Not even in the dark room
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Write that on the waist band of your jock
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
America's foremost hot dog influencer. You've influenced mine many times...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Thank you!! On both accounts
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Here's my surprise cameo on last night's #SouthernCharm reunion!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I KNOW!! I loved it.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Such a great show!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Just watched tonight's #SouthernCharm reunion and it seems like a certain Dame makes a cameo appearance.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Bravo was founded in 1980 as a network to bring New York City opera, ballet, and symphony to the world. It played during the day and in the evening the same channel played porn... bsky.app/profile/loll...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Where'd you go?
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
That's what the gym at the gay sauna is for!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The accuracy!!!!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Based on when the announcement is coming, I would guess that Garcelle is one of the rare instances of a Housewife leaving #RHOBH of her own accord. bsky.app/profile/brav...
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Gibson Johns @gibsonoma.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
NEW POD: Discussed the new state of "Real Housewives" reunions using the recently wrapped #RHONY, #RHOSLC and #RHOP reunions as examples with @brianjmoylan.bsky.social! Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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The State of 'Real Housewives' Reunions with Brian Moylan (+ Craig Hits The 'Summer House,' 'Southern Charm' Reunion Trailer and More)
Podcast Episode · Gabbing with Gib · 03/21/2025 · 1h 23m
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'm honoring my Irish heritage this St Paddy's Day ☘️ by sending nudes to anyone who asks...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
But don't I love a man that can do both
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oh honey, you ate....
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My chest is smooth so guess you'll have to top me
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This is a love story...
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There was a straight guy at my old gym in NYC who used to work out in jeans and a T shirt and chewed on a cigar the whole time
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
What would you like for your birthday?
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Also coordinated but not matching. Good job on the styling, Paige.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My husband made us watch a bunch of 70s disaster films during the pandemic and Poseidon Adventure was probably the best of them, though Towering Inferno was perhaps the most fun.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I did this maybe 6ish months ago so I know you can do it!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Four is way too many.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wait, I take it all back. This was her FOURTH DUI. She deserved it.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Terrible news about Karen. I was disappointed in her behavior this season, but this sentence seems harsh. She got more time than Teresa, who actually defrauded people. people.com/karen-huger-...
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Karen Huger Sentenced to 2 Years in Prison After DUI but Will Only Serve 1 Behind Bars
Karen Huger was back in a Montgomery County Circuit Court on Wednesday, Feb. 26, where she was officially sentenced to two years behind bars (with one year suspended) for drunk driving.
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I'm hiding my wedding ring so boys flirt with me
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
London!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you like it on all platforms you get a prize. #ItsAHandjob
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Correct answer
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
IT'S ME!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Feel free to tell me how handsome I am
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Well. All of the best of us are from there. Including the Countess!
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Dame Brian Moylan @brianjmoylan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
In the UK, because of some weird moral panic, they were called the Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles so whenever I see them described as such it somehow ruins my nostalgia
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