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Brian Hoffman

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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 2h
Really catchy sub header
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 3h
No.
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 3h
Gotta say, awfully nice of Matt Barnes to launch a podcast specifically targeted at me and only me
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 4h
Eh, this just sort of feels like rules they have to follow during a lockout. I am looking forward to hearing the owners attitudes towards spring training though, that will be a big tell
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 5h
They would call it an outlier and cite the randomness of October and move on immediately
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 14h
Ok, but why is Jazz swinging there?
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 15h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 15h
Why are you even letting Volpe hit a ball that far?
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 17h
There’s that bullshit
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 17h
This loss is going to drive Braves fans insane
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 20h
must be a boring-ass'd baby
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 21h
Vogt trying to keep this a 1-0 game because he doesn’t think his team can score 3 runs and I honestly don’t blame him
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 21h
Guardians Reddit handling this 1-0 deficit well
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is he threatening to continue reading your columns?
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am so mad at this
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feel like the Padres have nothing but bad options for the rest of this game
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Joey Pepitone, three RBIs!”
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sports talk radio is a cesspool but it is the most essential media the day after a devastating loss
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listening to Cleveland sports talk and one caller is putting the blame on Cleveland’s catcher with the justification of ”I used to be a catcher and I didn’t do that when I called a game”
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a great name at the top of this list
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not joking. Fuck the Wright brothers. Trains rule. Invest everything in more trains
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was thinking about this the other day! It looks so bad now!
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bluesky getting a rare photo of the kid. Today was a very good day
Very happy five year old with her American girl doll
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kinda feel like it should be Miller here
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t downplay this game. I heard all week about how Florida is back and Mizzou is taking them to the woodshed. Insanely impressive win
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit, Tigers
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taking a train to Chicago for a little family getaway and this is the only way I want to travel from now on
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re like 35 years too late for these to be if any use
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Capping player salary while forcing them to play more games, can’t see any pushback happening!
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feeling very happy for Mike Tomlin right now
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No juice at all. He’s got nothing
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It absolutely is not mind boggling
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol that was right at him
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was always the ideal playoff format for baseball
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the sound for the cubs-padres synced weird for anyone else?
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shut down in the 9th by bum ass Fedde. Punt this franchise to baseball hell
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ban the Astros from future postseasons. I don’t need to see this filth again
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredible response by Houston. Get this dog shit team out of October
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Both these franchises have a history of losing in really stupid ways in October and I can't wait to see how this one ends
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the first time, I’m glad this site is full of philadelphia sports fans
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BUMP
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t wait to see what Mattingly does in the 8th and 9th
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don't do this with any other stat. LIke, we don't bring up 73 whenever a player's homerun total is referenced
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Matt Olson has played in nearly 1,000 consecutives games. Which compared to Cal makes him a total piece of shit"
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it written somewhere that announcers must downplay every consecutive game metric by comparing it to Ripken?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A text exchange reading
"oh my God did you see Brian's hat"
"Oh fuck. Ha ha ha"
"he looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe."
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I listened to the first few minutes and the most conservative member of the show was listing potential top stories and mentioned the USMNT game last night but not that one story
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Local morning sports talk radio show that has had Eric Schmitt on multiple times this year has seemingly, based purely on the podcast rundown, not mentioned his faux pas yesterday. Strange
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buddy I live in Missouri, that answer is zero!
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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate it when an opposing team’s player nearly dying distracts MY hockey team
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