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@briancervino.bsky.social
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NYer who enjoys long romantic walks on the subway platform briancervino.com

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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was on an M train recently. Many were. We are all complicit in these delays.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The seas calming as soon as we passed the temple of Poseidon have made me a religious man. Also, sorry for the stranger we sacrificed at sea, didn’t realize that wasn’t part of the process.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, the rule of threes has hit hard this week and there’s still four days left
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there will be signs
A label that says luxury melamine
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pretty sure if more of the kids saw Broken social scene live even in 2026 we’d be building more of the world we need Stars live being the fundamental layers and icing on the cake
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bingo is my kind of sport
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There really is an untapped market for back scratches as a service
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If your breakfast sandwich has a hash brown on it, I’ll order it 100% of the time
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Have entered the “time to upgrade my flatware” phase of being old
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
By law, Italian restaurants that open for brunch should have more than 50% of their pasta menu available
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
NYC bartenders, this might seem like the perfect time to use up your blue curaçao on Knicks themed specials. You don’t have to.
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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 22/05/2026
Libraries provide services to be used, so borrowing an e-book is just as important as borrowing a paper book off the shelves
buff.ly
Heist Guide: Libraries & Digital Lending - Pop Heist
Did you know that your library card can grant you access to a host of e-media like e-books, audiobooks, movies, music, magazines, and comics?
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Got to see “I Love Boosters” last night and what a fun and visually stunning film. Definitely catch it in theaters if you can!
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only discourse Bluesky should be having right now is why didn’t Belle and Sebastian play “Dog On Wheels” during their second set last night?
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
One of my monsteras grew an aerial root all the way across the base of an art piece and into another planter Just tell me if you need to be repotted, buddy, no need to start an invasion on sovereign soil
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Had my first viola lesson today! Such an amazing experience learning how to use a bow and feel the instrument resonate from your brain to your heart. Highly recommend
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dear world, just hear me out…
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just realizing how the wildly disproportionate placement of subway stops on the new @mta.info map is such a disservice to those unfamiliar with the system. It makes Marcy to York look like a quick jaunt when that’s not the case at all, and York to High look like a slog. 2.2 miles vs 0.2 miles!
Cropped NYC subway map showing poor proportionality between Marcy, York, and High St stations where in reality Marcy and York are quite far and York and High are quite close.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Amtrak I love you but your bringing me down (every single time I ride you)
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Wearing a patched hiking jacket to a restaurant in NYC: What a slob Wearing a patched hiking jacket to a restaurant in the Pacific Northwest: Badge of honor
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My 7 year old niece just rode the subway for the first time and has officially joined @thewaroncars.bsky.social
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hang on, babe, just writing a Bluesky post
A photo of a notepad and folio both branded BlueSky with a pen
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bracing myself to get bent out of shape tonight over the opinions of some 10,000 people /s
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Dear world, where can I submit a feature request for more horchata cold brews?
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“We Didn’t Start The Fire” is probably my least favorite @remhq.bsky.social song
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Ain’t no laws when you’re launching OpenClaws
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You can pry the goldfish crackers from my cold dead hands
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Looksmaxxing? In this economy? Anyone paying attention to looksfutures would see that stablelooks are the only way to ride out the giga chad bubble
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Performative sleeping so that my partner doesn’t notice the extent of my grindset
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I wrote about something I've been thinking about for a long time. A kind of post-ironic collapse in our politics and culture where nihilism has become the lingua franca of the internet and beyond. It links Kirk, Clavicular, Epstein, memestock/coin stuff, mass shooters. I hope you'll read it.
theatlantic.com
This Is What It Looks Like When Nothing Matters
Welcome to the internet’s nihilism crisis.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My contribution to the arts discourse of the day
A really poorly photoshopped Werther’s Original candy that says Werthering Heights
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Keen hiking boots and wool socks.. my feet are snug as could be during this arctic blast of weather in NYC
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of AI wearables to do it."
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a green and white striped shirt and suspenders is smiling .
Alt: a man wearing a green and white striped shirt and suspenders is smiling from Office Space movie in the scene about wearing flair at work
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
People! We need unity! We can't call this a video podcast. It's called a talk show. It has always been called a talk show. Get it together.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
In addition to free buses, @mayor.nyc.gov and @mta.info, do you think you could look into making this a free transfer? It’s such a ripoff to have to pay two fares here just to travel through Brooklyn.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/01/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here? And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site? No money for Musk, ever, please.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Congestion pricing haters no longer later to their reservations at the table of success
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Pluribus was fun up until the season finale and now I just feel like this story will get dragged out for a decade instead of making a meaningful point
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Me: *rings doorbell* Alexa: It looks like you’ve showed up to the party empty handed Me: I didn’t know what to get Alexa: My records show it’s been a year since they’ve ordered a vat of lube. Would you like one delivered in one hour? Me: Thanks! You’re the best!
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Like the flair in the movie Office Space but instead it’s all AI devices
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Can we pump the brakes on creating new, meaningful memories for a few? iCloud storage is full and I’ve got some old photos that need to be deleted first.
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Another year of Spotify Wrapped where the data seems totally off. Artists in my top 5 songs that I have never even heard of. So bizarre! Anyone experiencing this?
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Thank you for the warm Thanksgiving wishes and texts from my favorite brands
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Can of Sierra Nevada celebration ale
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The only thing we have uniting America anymore is the latest ROSALÍA album
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 26/11/2025
The context of all of this is that the Trump Administration has undone a Biden Era rule requiring U.S. airlines to reimburse passengers for lengthy delays, and they want you to talk about airplane dress codes, slippers and snacks instead. bsky.app/profile/nyti...
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Open gangway on MTA feels like Rear Window for mass transit
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BrianSky @briancervino.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Me leaving the office phone buzzing: damn I’m popular! Let the party begin Apple gently scolding: you left your backpack behind, you idiot
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