Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Really wish my body would've let me sleep in on my first day of unemployment. 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026English is funny because Snooker Fanny & Pool Pussy mean the same thing 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sailed wing on wing yesterday for the first time, where the sails are on opposite sides 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If I get an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time does it count as a spit roast? 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My dream is for a friend to say about me to someone else "he used to be a mathematician" so that I can interrupt "Chaotician!"static.klipy.comJeff GoldblumALT: Jeff Goldblum 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'm coming up on 12 whole months waiting for a scratch to heal that I don't even remember getting. I guess it's almost a scar at this point. Don't heal like I used to 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This was so cute from my niece and nephew 🥺🥺 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I've never seen so many whales in my life!! Alaskan Cruise has been amazing 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The guy who taught my sailing class had one earring and I think that's fucking pirate as hell 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Got to go sailing for the first time since I was a teenager today It was lovely 😍 Here's birthday boy Alex at the helm of our class boat 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I wonder how much effort and money it would be to get someone to affix a bitchin wizard on my van 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Shit was crazy Not fucking with Juan de Fuca's strait this time 110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This song of mine made me feel happy some today. But it's p sad bardtobit.bandcamp.com/track/hersbardtobit.bandcamp.comHers, by Tobit the Bardfrom the album Demos 141
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Did you know that labradoodle hair can survive in space!? 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026He has no idea we're getting a puppy today 140
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I got a new pair of waterproof socks today (I'm 37). Thin enough and not smothering. Lovely bit of kit 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Saw our 50th band today at Treefort the body is weak the rock rolls on 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026My favorites shadow work coordinated a marriage proposal as part of their show 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The guy in the next urinal on the video call did NOT wash his hands. wow 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I went on a sailboat today. My cousin and I's first time on the ocean on his new boat. 231
Reposted by Det. Brian Zombiefabianardaya.bsky.social @fabianardaya.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Alex Vesia read from a prepared statement when speaking to reporters this morning, thanking those who offered support after he and his wife, Kayla, lost their daughter during last year's World Series. Vesia's full statement: 420244
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Regressing to Myspace and posting song lyrics 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Amazing wife @frxlz.bsky.social knitted me this sweater. It's patterned after the dude's sweater in The Big Lebowski, but custom colors and 100% wool 🥰 I'm obsessed 150
Reposted by Det. Brian ZombieU N D E R T O W @undertowmusic.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Today we celebrate the 50th birthday of our dear friend, Dave Bazan. We’ve been working together for 22 years and remain in awe of his singular artistry, humanity and kindness. Happy birthday, Duder! Photo by Chona Kasinger 3485
Reposted by Det. Brian ZombieWieferich Prime @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026 25155565653
Reposted by Det. Brian ZombieJessica @jizzwitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2026stop asking chat gpt and start asking an oracle or a prophetess of some kind 38713
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026After my grip test, I told my occupational therapist that I had never lost a thumb war and she was "not surprised" 💪💪👍👍 030
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026You keep Christmas popcorn in your way and let me keep Christmas popcorn in mine! 010
Reposted by Det. Brian ZombieKaitlyn @kaitlynannie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Happy late birthday to our favorite Uncle, We love you Uncle Tobies🥳🥰 @tobit.bsky.social 131
Reposted by Det. Brian Zombiepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/12/2023 313243850
