Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Really wish my body would've let me sleep in on my first day of unemployment. 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026English is funny because Snooker Fanny & Pool Pussy mean the same thing 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sailed wing on wing yesterday for the first time, where the sails are on opposite sides 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If I get an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time does it count as a spit roast? 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My dream is for a friend to say about me to someone else "he used to be a mathematician" so that I can interrupt "Chaotician!"static.klipy.comJeff GoldblumALT: Jeff Goldblum 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'm coming up on 12 whole months waiting for a scratch to heal that I don't even remember getting. I guess it's almost a scar at this point. Don't heal like I used to 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This was so cute from my niece and nephew 🥺🥺 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I've never seen so many whales in my life!! Alaskan Cruise has been amazing 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The guy who taught my sailing class had one earring and I think that's fucking pirate as hell 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Got to go sailing for the first time since I was a teenager today It was lovely 😍 Here's birthday boy Alex at the helm of our class boat 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I wonder how much effort and money it would be to get someone to affix a bitchin wizard on my van 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Shit was crazy Not fucking with Juan de Fuca's strait this time 110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This song of mine made me feel happy some today. But it's p sad bardtobit.bandcamp.com/track/hersbardtobit.bandcamp.comHers, by Tobit the Bardfrom the album Demos 141
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Did you know that labradoodle hair can survive in space!? 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Oh shitttt a drummer. How many bands is he in? 😁 110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026He's doing remarkably well with it. I haven't seen Ebbets today 030
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Yesss YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAASSSSSSSSSSSAmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with a yellow light coming out of his mouthALT: a man in a suit and tie with a yellow light coming out of his mouth 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026He has no idea we're getting a puppy today 140
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I got a new pair of waterproof socks today (I'm 37). Thin enough and not smothering. Lovely bit of kit 000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Saw our 50th band today at Treefort the body is weak the rock rolls on 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026My favorites shadow work coordinated a marriage proposal as part of their show 020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The guy in the next urinal on the video call did NOT wash his hands. wow 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026That's so lovely! So happy for you all 🥰🥰🥰 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is standing on a boat with his arms outstretched .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing on a boat with his arms outstretched . 010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I went on a sailboat today. My cousin and I's first time on the ocean on his new boat. 231
Reposted by Det. Brian Zombiefabianardaya.bsky.social @fabianardaya.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Alex Vesia read from a prepared statement when speaking to reporters this morning, thanking those who offered support after he and his wife, Kayla, lost their daughter during last year's World Series. Vesia's full statement: 420244
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Regressing to Myspace and posting song lyrics 010