Sign in

Det. Brian Zombie

@brian-zombie.bsky.social
35 followers 44 following 213 posts

I'm Detective Brian Zombie and I always have been acab he/him 🎸🥁🎹🏕️🐟

PostsRepliesMedia
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jon Targaryen-Stark
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Could be cool 🤷‍♂️
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does he meet some girls?
110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Really wish my body would've let me sleep in on my first day of unemployment.
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welp I got laid off today
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
English is funny because Snooker Fanny & Pool Pussy mean the same thing
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anywho, I'm watching Fight Club tonight
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tour prep 🚵
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sailed wing on wing yesterday for the first time, where the sails are on opposite sides
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I get an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time does it count as a spit roast?
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My dream is for a friend to say about me to someone else "he used to be a mathematician" so that I can interrupt "Chaotician!"
static.klipy.com
Jeff Goldblum
ALT: Jeff Goldblum
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm coming up on 12 whole months waiting for a scratch to heal that I don't even remember getting. I guess it's almost a scar at this point. Don't heal like I used to
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This was so cute from my niece and nephew 🥺🥺
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I've never seen so many whales in my life!! Alaskan Cruise has been amazing
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The guy who taught my sailing class had one earring and I think that's fucking pirate as hell
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Got to go sailing for the first time since I was a teenager today It was lovely 😍 Here's birthday boy Alex at the helm of our class boat
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I wonder how much effort and money it would be to get someone to affix a bitchin wizard on my van
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I bought a van!
030
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Happy memorial day weekend!
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This was before I got food poisoning ☣️🤢
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Shit was crazy Not fucking with Juan de Fuca's strait this time
110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This song of mine made me feel happy some today. But it's p sad bardtobit.bandcamp.com/track/hers
bardtobit.bandcamp.com
Hers, by Tobit the Bard
from the album Demos
141
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
what's been around
030
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bert's a good boy
130
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
happy 420
Chocolate covered banana with butterfinger bits
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
130
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
120
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Lovely day at the ballpark ⚾
130
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Did you know that labradoodle hair can survive in space!?
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Saturday morning cartoons ☕
110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I have risen But I'm considering a nap
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Oh shitttt a drummer. How many bands is he in? 😁
110
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He's doing remarkably well with it. I haven't seen Ebbets today
030
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Yesss YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAASSSSSSSSSSSA
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie with a yellow light coming out of his mouth
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a yellow light coming out of his mouth
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He has no idea we're getting a puppy today
140
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I got a new pair of waterproof socks today (I'm 37). Thin enough and not smothering. Lovely bit of kit
000
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Saw our 50th band today at Treefort the body is weak the rock rolls on
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My favorites shadow work coordinated a marriage proposal as part of their show
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Boise has more than two wolves to feed
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I can do it all
130
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The guy in the next urinal on the video call did NOT wash his hands. wow
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
That's so lovely! So happy for you all 🥰🥰🥰
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
030
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a tuxedo is standing on a boat with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing on a boat with his arms outstretched .
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I went on a sailboat today. My cousin and I's first time on the ocean on his new boat.
231
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You East coasters and your time zones...
010
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It's me. I'm people
020
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So much for where the sun don't shine
010
Reposted by Det. Brian Zombie
fabianardaya.bsky.social @fabianardaya.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Alex Vesia read from a prepared statement when speaking to reporters this morning, thanking those who offered support after he and his wife, Kayla, lost their daughter during last year's World Series. Vesia's full statement:
420244
Det. Brian Zombie @brian-zombie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Regressing to Myspace and posting song lyrics
010