Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The party that controls the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, and the Supreme Court is claiming widespread voter fraud? Let’s go ahead and tease out the implications of that thesis. 020
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Right! I want Chicken McNugget Day to be a national holiday someday, but it’s gotta earn it. 010
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can think of about 77 million of them. 1161
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was all like, I wonder what everyone is melting down about….. oh. 040
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Elon Musk. 040
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We live in Hell. Google caved to the orange fascist. 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We tied our economy to the petrodollar. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This specific llama, in case anyone is keeping score. 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I got kissed on the lips by a llama today. 100
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think I speak for us all when I say 🤮. 010
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m always suspicious of people online calling other people perverts and advocating for physical violence. That stigma is well-deserved and here to stay too. 100
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026They’re also a way to record ICE and police without drawing attention to yourself and getting targeted, harassed, or shot by the gestapo. Also, if you walk up and slap them off someone’s face, you can be reasonably sure there is video evidence of you assaulting someone. 100
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If you’re gonna use smart glasses to record someone without their knowledge, please make sure it’s ICE. Don’t be creeps. Use the tech for what it’s supposed to be used for. We have a real opportunity here. Don’t fuck it up by being pervs. 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There are so many preferable EV alternatives to Tesla out there. I will say, Tesla’s charging ports and charging stations are superior, but there are better EV options on the market. 020
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Everyone who voted for Jared Moskowitz is disgusting and should be deeply ashamed of yourself. Go fuck yourselves, every last one of you. You’re everything that’s wrong with this country. 110
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You just have to be willing to redefine the words ‘total’ and ‘control.’ 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We’re gonna have to pass universal healthcare, cuz Kyle is gonna need to see a doctor for this. @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 12/08/2026She is one of the most vile, wretched creatures to ever slither her way across the podium. 110
Reposted by Brewster WashingtonJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business. 674125520
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When someone asks why GenX is so fucked up, I tell them it’s cuz we had to watch Artax die… not in battle, not as a hero, not sacrificing himself for the greater good… just cuz he was too sad to keep walking, and by the time we were 9, we already knew what that felt like. Then they back away slowly. 000
Reposted by Brewster WashingtonLock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 22/06/2026Me (to the truck's gps): navigate to the nearest event horizon 183
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026In the same drawer as the Tums. We all feel it. 010
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/06/20266) Quiche 7) Star Trek 8) Lilacs 9) DMT 10) Thrift Stores 000
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/06/20261) Guitar 2) Kendo 3) IPA 4) Motorcycles 5) Cosmic Horror 110
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Raphy has become one with my foot brace and knee tape. 000
Reposted by Brewster Washington✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026😏😎 0123
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Someone who has never found the clitoris seems to be fantasizing a lot about cock. Unsurprising. 031
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Republicans: “Libs can’t even define what a woman is.” Also Republicans: This fucking dude. 011
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Well, he’s not a man, so I guess it balances out. 000
Reposted by Brewster Washingtonkenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I would rather the United States go full Democratic Socialist and shake out whatever bugs emerge than spend 2 more minutes trying to repair Capitalism. 192
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The more the NYT and the establishment Dems attack him, the more votes he gets. 010
Reposted by Brewster WashingtonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026HAYES on Albania protesting Kushner & Ivanka’s obscene corruption: “It is a land grab. A physical theft of a place so brazen and entitled it could only be done by colonial conquistadors or the family of Donald Trump.” 13640321506
Brewster Washington @brewsterdarling.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Not really. Pretty sure that should be a boy. 000