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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Richard Gere #JohnsInMoviesOrSongs
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Zara Zee @zeddeee.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#JohnsInMoviesOrSongs 🎶You're so Wayne, I bet you think this John about you!🎶
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Gotti Get You Into My Life #JohnsInMoviesOrSongs
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Mutated Reindeer #HorrificHolidayGifts i
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A new TV #HorrificHolidayGifts i
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
New hockey gear #HorrificHolidayGifts i
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HorrificHolidayGifts Actually it’s a wonderful gift, it’s in the box
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Nostradonny @nostradonny.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Tesla Cybertruck #HorrificHolidayGifts @SpookyTags.bsky.social
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HorrificHolidayGifts The change, you filthy animal
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Mogwai!
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HorrificHolidayGifts i Nutcracker
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Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just finished my first marathon! It took 6 months. 2 miles a day (some days). But I did it! I finished!
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#CosmeticDentistryFilmClub Grill-finger
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor Big Yeti Ass Magic
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor Be Young And Masturbate
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor is this week's #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @pammyjc.bsky.social !
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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I would never be home.
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d go put flags all over the moon to claim property before Elon makes it there
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I still wouldn’t be able to see the whole Milky Way before I die
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d check out the binary sunset on Tatooine
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d go scuba diving in Europa
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I would ski the most insane terrain
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d have a lot more money
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The Very I of Night @nightowwl.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere it would be to a better timeline in the multiverse.
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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#LightsInASongOrMovie Raging Bulb
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sconce Upon A Time In Hollywood or in America or in the West Depending on how old you are #LightsInASongOrMovie
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
100Hz Is The Frequency, Kenneth by L.E.D #LightsInASongOrMovie
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The Lumen Centipede #LightsInASongOrMovie
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Illumination Breakdown #LightsInASongOrMovie
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
White Hole Sun #LightsInASongOrMovie
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#WhenTheMuppetsCameForDinner we heckled the shit out of them
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Whip It #ASongOrMovieForPies
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🎵 “give a little bit, give a little bit of your slice to me” #ASongOrMovieForPies
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Meanwhile in America
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans may have to include hunting for turkey
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans will involve way more edibles
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s research for AI
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
At least an election won’t ruin #NextYearsTurkeyPlans
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
MAGA: I just love that show Yellowstone Me: me too…I loved when John Dutton defeated the rich New York real estate guy in the governor’s race MAGA: hell yeah Me: don’t you just hate rich New York real estate guys MAGA: wait? What? Me: ……..
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ChrisTopher11 @chtopher11.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Curious.
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Mark Roberts @robertsmark.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#ThingsINeedInMyLife A Supply Of Guinness Like This
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#ThingsINeedInMyLife more bitches
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen You lose so much weight that several small boys could fit in your pants
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen the ED meds kick in
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen and only after the first cup of coffee
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen The lakers beat the SuperSonics
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Brîan Whelmîngly @ohwhelm.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#ItsAGoodDayWhen I don't have to use my AK
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#ItsAGoodDayWhen you plug in the USB on the first try
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