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@brettpender.bsky.social
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Richard Gere #JohnsInMoviesOrSongs
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Mutated Reindeer #HorrificHolidayGifts i
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A new TV #HorrificHolidayGifts i
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
New hockey gear #HorrificHolidayGifts i
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HorrificHolidayGifts Actually it’s a wonderful gift, it’s in the box
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HorrificHolidayGifts The change, you filthy animal
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HorrificHolidayGifts i Nutcracker
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#CosmeticDentistryFilmClub Grill-finger
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor Big Yeti Ass Magic
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I still wouldn’t be able to see the whole Milky Way before I die
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d check out the binary sunset on Tatooine
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d go scuba diving in Europa
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I would ski the most insane terrain
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d have a lot more money
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#WhenTheMuppetsCameForDinner we heckled the shit out of them
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Meanwhile in America
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans may have to include hunting for turkey
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#ThingsINeedInMyLife more bitches
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen You lose so much weight that several small boys could fit in your pants
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen the ED meds kick in
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#itsAGoodDayWhen and only after the first cup of coffee
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor a solution to my porn addiction
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor a fucking burger
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor a better social awareness
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor that booty
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor money, it’s always about money
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor that bass drop
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#wouldkillfor another revenue stream
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A really dedicated protester #wascookedalive
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
That ant #wascookedalive in my backyard
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My precious #wascookedalive
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Kermit #wascookedalive cause I put him in there when the water was room temperature and then turned up the heat
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hermione #wascookedalive cause you know, we’re Christian
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I can’t Dookie #StuffedSongsAndBands
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
#StuffedSongsAndBands Porn #stuffedhasmanymeanings
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#ThanksgivingIsFor Cheese that hits the floor!
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#thankful for cheese that spills onto the floor
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sidekick is too drunk #WhyTVCharacterWantsTheManager #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame #kimmel #jimmykimmel #guillermo #iamguillermo
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not enough cowbell #WhyTVCharacterWantsTheManager #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#MyNewMedicationIdea I’m trying everything
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#MyNewMedicationIdea Stash it in plain sight
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#WeirdThingsToBeGratefulFor That extra fry that magically appears in the bag
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#TheBestPartOfThanksgiving Fucking Mac n’ cheese bitch
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#TheBestPartOfThanksgiving A nice cordial interaction with loved ones because nothing consequential happened this year.
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#TheBestPartOfThanksgiving Is getting high in the basement
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#TheBestPartOfThanksgiving Is getting a pardon
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#TheBestPartOfThanksgiving is getting ready for Black Friday
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brettpender.bsky.social @brettpender.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Twist and Gout #beatlesbread #consequences
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