Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Yes and he’s somehow gum, baseball, and Labrador wrapped in one. 110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Omg this absolutely horrific wig they put on Wrigley 😂 #TellMeLies 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026They’ve been projecting THE ENTIRE TIME. Every accusation is a confession. 020
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I can’t believe no one called her a worthless cunt gleefully protecting kid rapists because I wouldn’t have been able to restrain myself. 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Pam Bondi forgot that this country hates women, and she’ll be the first one in the Trump admin to go to prison. 160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I would smoke weed with Amanda Batula every night, and I wouldn’t be stupid enough to complain about it to people I just met. #SummerHouse 0140
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Kyle wants an on demand wife to provide him attention when it’s convenient for him. He wants Amanda to turn on like a machine when he has time. And in 10 years he’s never once been able to understand this dynamic is impossible because Amanda is a person—not a robot. #SummerHouse 0191
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Kyle Cooke knows he’s the villain of this show, and this season is going to be his swan song. I already want to hold him underwater in that pool. #SummerHouse 090
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/02/2026What I’ve learned from these ads is there is too much tech, and I don’t know what any of it does. 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Can’t wait for Kyle and Amanda to make the whole summer awkward until they finally agree to divorce. #SummerHouse 160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/02/2026How did #SummerHouse get Olivia Rodrigo for this season? (The new girl looks exactly like Olivia Rodrigo). 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Everything. EVERYTHING they ever said was projection. This is so sick. 051
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Honestly, if I found out I got accepted to Yale law school while at Planned Parenthood to abort my narcissistic ex boyfriend’s baby—I would tell that story every day after. #TellMeLies 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/01/2026it’s not even 9 am, and I’ve made cinnamon rolls and a costume for the Disneyland 10k next weekend 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 23/01/2026There is a lot of misogyny this season! I thought Rob’s vote, while good strategy, looked sexist. Would he have voted for a male traitor this early? 110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Usually men who’ve been married remarry immediately. I’m with you on this 170
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I only watched Ep 4 last night, and will do E5 tonight, but I’ve said “I’m a musician” to explain everything I’ve done ever since Eric said that. 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/01/2026That was #RHOBH’s best episode yet this season. A lowwwww bar, but the women are better when forced to all be together. 150
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 14/01/2026He incurred an injury days after he murdered that lady, and CBS posts this. 🫠 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Beverly Hills needs show CPR. Get the paddles, charge to 300, and clear. Sheeeeeh. It’s so dead. 140
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 14/01/2026lol Southwest looking for NINETEEN volunteers to check their luggage 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Boarding a plane and about to make my plane neighbors very uncomfortable while I watch #TellMeLies. #TellMeLiesS3 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Hi. Sorry. But this is not a reason to have a child. Don’t bring a whole human here just because you are trying to feel unconditional love. Go to therapy. Get a puppy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine 0120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/01/2026In my late 20s, we all started doing AirBnB. In my mid/late 30s, AirBnB lost value sense because of the chore lists, hidden fees, and inconsistencies in accommodations. But now in my early 40s hotels are 3x their cost of a decade ago. Where do I stay?? 110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Omg this Leo guy is so much hotter than Stephen DeMarco, Lucy—forget that poor postured man. #TellMeLies #TellMeLiesS2 000
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Add that it’s smart gameplay and I’m so proud of our housewives + hot rob traitors! 050
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sincerely proud of the traitors for their first murder. #TraitorsUS #TraitorsS4 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The thing I hate most is how scared this one makes me. I have a 6 year old. I’m terrified to leave her without a mom. 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It’s hard to get excited about my shows when the government shot a lady just like me in the head in broad daylight in the middle of the street yesterday. 270
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’m late to #TellMeLies but I knew the minute Stephen DeMarco admitted to being in that car with Macy that he was driving. 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 20/12/2025She’s paired with Kyle in the after show. It has a vibe like no one else is willing to even speak to her, and Kyle is mostly just tolerating her. 100
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Amand’s money queen business is just Teddi Mellencamp’s All In in a financial font. An MLM that is total bullshit and won’t at all help you achieve your goals. #RHOBH 2271
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 14/12/2025It’s okay. I found a leftist atheist from a mostly agnostic family, and we’re very happy! 😊 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/12/2025When the tree suddenly ignited so the son could show his passion for firefighting—genius. 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This episode turned (in a good way) at the naked drawing party & now I’m very here for a season of #RHOBH completely centered around divorce. From Rachel, to Dorit, to Kyle, to Sutton’s ongoing divorce PTSD, to Erika’s situation with tom—it’s women in transition with men, and that’s fascinating! 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025In honor of the Bronwyn/todd break up announcement, let’s reminisce about housewives who left their husband after their second season. I’ll got first! Taylor Armstrong.media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' .ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' . 270