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Brett

@brettesque.bsky.social
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Here for: reality tv (mostly bravo), politics, pop culture, taylor swift, disney parks 🦋✨ i live in vegas 🎰

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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Omg this absolutely horrific wig they put on Wrigley 😂 #TellMeLies
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Disney+ won’t let me play the #TellMeLies Finale 😭😭
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Pam Bondi forgot that this country hates women, and she’ll be the first one in the Trump admin to go to prison.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I would smoke weed with Amanda Batula every night, and I wouldn’t be stupid enough to complain about it to people I just met. #SummerHouse
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Kyle wants an on demand wife to provide him attention when it’s convenient for him. He wants Amanda to turn on like a machine when he has time. And in 10 years he’s never once been able to understand this dynamic is impossible because Amanda is a person—not a robot. #SummerHouse
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Kyle Cooke knows he’s the villain of this show, and this season is going to be his swan song. I already want to hold him underwater in that pool. #SummerHouse
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What I’ve learned from these ads is there is too much tech, and I don’t know what any of it does.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Can’t wait for Kyle and Amanda to make the whole summer awkward until they finally agree to divorce. #SummerHouse
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
How did #SummerHouse get Olivia Rodrigo for this season? (The new girl looks exactly like Olivia Rodrigo).
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Everything. EVERYTHING they ever said was projection. This is so sick.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Honestly, if I found out I got accepted to Yale law school while at Planned Parenthood to abort my narcissistic ex boyfriend’s baby—I would tell that story every day after. #TellMeLies
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
it’s not even 9 am, and I’ve made cinnamon rolls and a costume for the Disneyland 10k next weekend
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
That was #RHOBH’s best episode yet this season. A lowwwww bar, but the women are better when forced to all be together.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
lol Southwest looking for NINETEEN volunteers to check their luggage
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Boarding a plane and about to make my plane neighbors very uncomfortable while I watch #TellMeLies. #TellMeLiesS3
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hi. Sorry. But this is not a reason to have a child. Don’t bring a whole human here just because you are trying to feel unconditional love. Go to therapy. Get a puppy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
In my late 20s, we all started doing AirBnB. In my mid/late 30s, AirBnB lost value sense because of the chore lists, hidden fees, and inconsistencies in accommodations. But now in my early 40s hotels are 3x their cost of a decade ago. Where do I stay??
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Omg this Leo guy is so much hotter than Stephen DeMarco, Lucy—forget that poor postured man. #TellMeLies #TellMeLiesS2
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sincerely proud of the traitors for their first murder. #TraitorsUS #TraitorsS4
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s hard to get excited about my shows when the government shot a lady just like me in the head in broad daylight in the middle of the street yesterday.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m late to #TellMeLies but I knew the minute Stephen DeMarco admitted to being in that car with Macy that he was driving.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I know where that 33% gets their news…
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Amand’s money queen business is just Teddi Mellencamp’s All In in a financial font. An MLM that is total bullshit and won’t at all help you achieve your goals. #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Keiarna is not fun. Potomac. Should. Be. Fun. #RHOP
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This episode turned (in a good way) at the naked drawing party & now I’m very here for a season of #RHOBH completely centered around divorce. From Rachel, to Dorit, to Kyle, to Sutton’s ongoing divorce PTSD, to Erika’s situation with tom—it’s women in transition with men, and that’s fascinating!
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
In honor of the Bronwyn/todd break up announcement, let’s reminisce about housewives who left their husband after their second season. I’ll got first! Taylor Armstrong.
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a woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' .
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Craig is screaming in projection. #SouthernCharm
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This dinner fight about which luxury items the women owned and when is such a funny side quest that is absolutely worth the random 10 minutes it’s getting outside of the other plot lines. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I wore Stacey’s dress to Cowboy Carter. #RHOP #Beyonce
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Salt Lake is the #1 franchise with absolutely no ability to put together cohesive reunion looks. It’s so consistently bad it adds to their charm. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Beverly Hills ladies are more forthcoming on the after show than in the episodes. We have 35 minutes of them just being straightforward and honest. They only speak candidly onset in groups of 2? #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The Beverly Hills ladies have the best stuff and clothing, but otherwise this is boring. And aren’t we over rich people porn in almost 2026 when we’re about to have a trillionaire while many people can’t afford food? We need more than this. #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Demi and Bret both say the nastiest meanest insult they can think of immediately when triggered, and they never genuinely apologize when tensions come down. It’s a crazy cycle. #SLOMW
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’d love an academic study on the manipulation of therapy speak in reality television. Demi sobbing while alluding to repressed memory and hugging her inner child while again centering herself as a victim DURING MIKAYLA’S STORY. #SLOMW #SLOMWReunion
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Explain this to the founding fathers. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Dr Eugene is a top 3 man on Bravo 🥰🥰 I love the Harrises #Married2Med
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This editing of Wendy’s house remodel and family spending is brutalllllll #RHOP
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Why wasn’t #RHOP on peacock this morning?? 😭
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Why are we pretending ex winter house cast member Luke could even potentially buy a $16.5 million house? #SellingtheOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
South Park working on Wednesday’s episode in which Trump cheats on Satan with Mamdani.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
They cannot make me care about Tyler and Alex Hall. I do not understand all this around what we now know was the side piece to his side piece. #SellingtheOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Bravo beeped the word, but Peacock spelled it out in the captioning. Can you not say pedophilia? Are we trying to deny its existence? #RHOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Selling the OC is so boring and manufactured.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The Morning Show intro is one of my least favorite of all time. I hate those shapes.
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Quick—someone start a church & ask Lisa Barlow to donate Vida tequila. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Anyone else curious what the succession plan is for the church after Mary? Does that person also have to marry Robert Sr? #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I believe Madison that Sai is super mean because I saw S1 of the reboot, which was her in her most natural form, and she was nasty. #BravoTV #Bravocon #RHONY #SouthernCharm
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Is Secret Lives of Mormon Wives just a ten episode ad for Sofitel and whatever other brands have appeared 3x each this season?
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It’s hysterical to me when and how these women decide to be judgmental. Pretending to support queer people in the midst of being full blown MAGA. #SLOMW
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