Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Omg this absolutely horrific wig they put on Wrigley 😂 #TellMeLies 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Pam Bondi forgot that this country hates women, and she’ll be the first one in the Trump admin to go to prison. 160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I would smoke weed with Amanda Batula every night, and I wouldn’t be stupid enough to complain about it to people I just met. #SummerHouse 0140
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Kyle wants an on demand wife to provide him attention when it’s convenient for him. He wants Amanda to turn on like a machine when he has time. And in 10 years he’s never once been able to understand this dynamic is impossible because Amanda is a person—not a robot. #SummerHouse 0191
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Kyle Cooke knows he’s the villain of this show, and this season is going to be his swan song. I already want to hold him underwater in that pool. #SummerHouse 090
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/02/2026What I’ve learned from these ads is there is too much tech, and I don’t know what any of it does. 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Can’t wait for Kyle and Amanda to make the whole summer awkward until they finally agree to divorce. #SummerHouse 160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/02/2026How did #SummerHouse get Olivia Rodrigo for this season? (The new girl looks exactly like Olivia Rodrigo). 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Everything. EVERYTHING they ever said was projection. This is so sick. 051
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Honestly, if I found out I got accepted to Yale law school while at Planned Parenthood to abort my narcissistic ex boyfriend’s baby—I would tell that story every day after. #TellMeLies 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/01/2026it’s not even 9 am, and I’ve made cinnamon rolls and a costume for the Disneyland 10k next weekend 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/01/2026That was #RHOBH’s best episode yet this season. A lowwwww bar, but the women are better when forced to all be together. 150
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 14/01/2026lol Southwest looking for NINETEEN volunteers to check their luggage 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Boarding a plane and about to make my plane neighbors very uncomfortable while I watch #TellMeLies. #TellMeLiesS3 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Hi. Sorry. But this is not a reason to have a child. Don’t bring a whole human here just because you are trying to feel unconditional love. Go to therapy. Get a puppy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine 0120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/01/2026In my late 20s, we all started doing AirBnB. In my mid/late 30s, AirBnB lost value sense because of the chore lists, hidden fees, and inconsistencies in accommodations. But now in my early 40s hotels are 3x their cost of a decade ago. Where do I stay?? 110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Omg this Leo guy is so much hotter than Stephen DeMarco, Lucy—forget that poor postured man. #TellMeLies #TellMeLiesS2 000
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sincerely proud of the traitors for their first murder. #TraitorsUS #TraitorsS4 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It’s hard to get excited about my shows when the government shot a lady just like me in the head in broad daylight in the middle of the street yesterday. 270
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’m late to #TellMeLies but I knew the minute Stephen DeMarco admitted to being in that car with Macy that he was driving. 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Amand’s money queen business is just Teddi Mellencamp’s All In in a financial font. An MLM that is total bullshit and won’t at all help you achieve your goals. #RHOBH 2271
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This episode turned (in a good way) at the naked drawing party & now I’m very here for a season of #RHOBH completely centered around divorce. From Rachel, to Dorit, to Kyle, to Sutton’s ongoing divorce PTSD, to Erika’s situation with tom—it’s women in transition with men, and that’s fascinating! 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025In honor of the Bronwyn/todd break up announcement, let’s reminisce about housewives who left their husband after their second season. I’ll got first! Taylor Armstrong.media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' .ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says `` enough '' . 270
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/12/2025This dinner fight about which luxury items the women owned and when is such a funny side quest that is absolutely worth the random 10 minutes it’s getting outside of the other plot lines. #RHOSLC 1180
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I wore Stacey’s dress to Cowboy Carter. #RHOP #Beyonce 1231
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Salt Lake is the #1 franchise with absolutely no ability to put together cohesive reunion looks. It’s so consistently bad it adds to their charm. #RHOSLC 1301
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The Beverly Hills ladies are more forthcoming on the after show than in the episodes. We have 35 minutes of them just being straightforward and honest. They only speak candidly onset in groups of 2? #RHOBH 140
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The Beverly Hills ladies have the best stuff and clothing, but otherwise this is boring. And aren’t we over rich people porn in almost 2026 when we’re about to have a trillionaire while many people can’t afford food? We need more than this. #RHOBH 1160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Demi and Bret both say the nastiest meanest insult they can think of immediately when triggered, and they never genuinely apologize when tensions come down. It’s a crazy cycle. #SLOMW 0111
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’d love an academic study on the manipulation of therapy speak in reality television. Demi sobbing while alluding to repressed memory and hugging her inner child while again centering herself as a victim DURING MIKAYLA’S STORY. #SLOMW #SLOMWReunion 0120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Dr Eugene is a top 3 man on Bravo 🥰🥰 I love the Harrises #Married2Med 040
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm 1253
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/12/2025This editing of Wendy’s house remodel and family spending is brutalllllll #RHOP 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Why are we pretending ex winter house cast member Luke could even potentially buy a $16.5 million house? #SellingtheOC 280
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025South Park working on Wednesday’s episode in which Trump cheats on Satan with Mamdani. 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025They cannot make me care about Tyler and Alex Hall. I do not understand all this around what we now know was the side piece to his side piece. #SellingtheOC 000
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Bravo beeped the word, but Peacock spelled it out in the captioning. Can you not say pedophilia? Are we trying to deny its existence? #RHOC 190
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/11/2025The Morning Show intro is one of my least favorite of all time. I hate those shapes. 110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Quick—someone start a church & ask Lisa Barlow to donate Vida tequila. #RHOSLC 2190
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Anyone else curious what the succession plan is for the church after Mary? Does that person also have to marry Robert Sr? #RHOSLC 3250
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I believe Madison that Sai is super mean because I saw S1 of the reboot, which was her in her most natural form, and she was nasty. #BravoTV #Bravocon #RHONY #SouthernCharm 160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Is Secret Lives of Mormon Wives just a ten episode ad for Sofitel and whatever other brands have appeared 3x each this season? 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025It’s hysterical to me when and how these women decide to be judgmental. Pretending to support queer people in the midst of being full blown MAGA. #SLOMW 050