Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/01/2026it’s not even 9 am, and I’ve made cinnamon rolls and a costume for the Disneyland 10k next weekend 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Hi. Sorry. But this is not a reason to have a child. Don’t bring a whole human here just because you are trying to feel unconditional love. Go to therapy. Get a puppy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine 0120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Amand’s money queen business is just Teddi Mellencamp’s All In in a financial font. An MLM that is total bullshit and won’t at all help you achieve your goals. #RHOBH 2271
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I wore Stacey’s dress to Cowboy Carter. #RHOP #Beyonce 1231
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm 1253
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Bravo beeped the word, but Peacock spelled it out in the captioning. Can you not say pedophilia? Are we trying to deny its existence? #RHOC 190
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Meredith and Lisa calling Brittani dumb while being wrong about the plot of the Wizard of Oz is why I watch this show. #RHOSLC 3290
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Emma’s spray tan at the reunion is crazy #SellingSunset 131
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/10/2025What does Annie mean she has a whole life she molded around Nick, a man she met 3 weeks ago? #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind9 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Mary can’t handle loud emotions, and Angie is an explosive person. Mary should’ve given Angie some room here. She was coming down from fighting with Lisa for hours straight. #RHOSLC 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/10/2025New housewives criminal charges just dropped. Dr. Wendy and Happy Eddie accused of fraud?? I would say it’s unexpected, but their money didn’t make any sense in that premiere. #RHOP 140
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2025What was she doing with this cactus?? Also, I agree with Whitney that Brittani being unable to pause dating for her own child is repulsive. #rhoslc 070
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Of course she doesn’t know the facts of the McDonald’s coffee case. That woman got third degree burns! #RHOSLC 2130
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Is it even a reality show set in Utah if we don’t see a Swig cup? #RHOSLC 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Jesse’s girlfriend better be miced up if she’s attending cast events!! #TheValley 0131
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Emily. This hair is insane. Why does it look crispy? #RHOC 190
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Oh no. I fear in the middle of Stephanie’s ridiculous she’s created an extremely usable meme for me that I will apply to all sorts of things. #RHOM 060
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 23/08/2025This man needs treatment for his eating disorder. #loveisblinduk #libuk 160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 23/08/2025To the only people in my life that will care about this—my birthday trip begins with a classic black Mercedes sprinter van pickup. #RHOSLC #RHOM #RHOC #RHOBH 5220
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I’m not sure about this choice of foundation color #RHOM 120
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Here are some marriage options from love is blind uk season 2 0140
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Tamra was so messed up she could barely keep her eyes open 😬 #RHOC 2131
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/08/2025The editors leaving this dude’s ass in the episode. #BelowDeck 2130
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Here is Cory Booker 2 months ago endorsing an AG candidate for the State of Virginia. 🙃😬🫠 020
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Me when I’m scrolling and another #RHONJ turns out to be an extreme MAGA Zionist. #BelowDeck 131
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The stars of this show (or at least this episode). #NextGenNYC 180
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Ooooh Eddie got the wonkytox in that left eyebrow. #RHOC 2110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Hit up Wolf by Lisa Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe. It is…hideous. Seriously, the decor is maximalist nonsense. But the food and the drinks were good. #PumpRules 030
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Schwartz was legitimately panicking when Jax suggested reconciling with Brittany. Schwartz knows there was DV in that house. #TheValley 1110
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Denise and BD Aaron are dunzo. Put her back on Beverly Hills!! The whole cast is getting divorced. #RHOBH 390
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Wore a Loverboy hat this fourthofjuly weekend, and no one in the crowded hellscape of Lake Tahoe even said anything. #SummerHouse 2160
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/07/2025This is the housewives version of when there is a police shooting and the media absolutely butchers the headlines with passive voice. HOW DID THE WATER GET ALL OVER THE PLACE, JULIA??? #RHOM 1230
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Brittany’s crashout over not being “included” is stronger than her happiness for Kristen. That’s why Kristen is closer to Nia now. Brittany also thinks this is her show—just like Jax. Let’s never forget that she sucks, too. #TheValley 4182
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 26/06/2025We saw what Georgia had to say about bowling, but what I’m really interested in is her pitch for swimming in a New York City nightclub. #NextGenNYC 010
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 25/06/2025This fucking man and his dad costumes. This hat is making me mad. #TheValley 1100
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Made my husband take this pic of me for my 10 Bluesky friends who would know I was trying to channel Jennifer Tilly and her Louis Vuitton boat bag. #RHOBH 11600
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Jax managed to show contrition for approximately 2 seconds before he started lashing out about everyone not babying him through the consequences of his actions. Ahhhh I hate this man. #TheValley 020
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Is Katie and Schwartz’s shared love interest in #ThePitt? #PumpRules 230
Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/06/2025This was downtown Las Vegas last night. An evening with no protests but 50+ police and two helicopters. In related news, the Chief Judge for the City of Las Vegas issued an Order releasing anyone arrested at a protest Wednesday through the weekend. 140