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Brett

@brettesque.bsky.social
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Here for: reality tv (mostly bravo), politics, pop culture, taylor swift, disney parks 🦋✨ i live in vegas 🎰

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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
it’s not even 9 am, and I’ve made cinnamon rolls and a costume for the Disneyland 10k next weekend
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hi. Sorry. But this is not a reason to have a child. Don’t bring a whole human here just because you are trying to feel unconditional love. Go to therapy. Get a puppy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Amand’s money queen business is just Teddi Mellencamp’s All In in a financial font. An MLM that is total bullshit and won’t at all help you achieve your goals. #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I wore Stacey’s dress to Cowboy Carter. #RHOP #Beyonce
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Explain this to the founding fathers. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Bravo beeped the word, but Peacock spelled it out in the captioning. Can you not say pedophilia? Are we trying to deny its existence? #RHOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
So many Disney characters on this show! #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Meredith and Lisa calling Brittani dumb while being wrong about the plot of the Wizard of Oz is why I watch this show. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Emma’s spray tan at the reunion is crazy #SellingSunset
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mandy Moore confirming the upper bleph on instagram
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
#RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Chrishelle? Is that you? #RHOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Me at Thanksgiving dinner in my own house
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What does Annie mean she has a whole life she molded around Nick, a man she met 3 weeks ago? #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind9
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Mary can’t handle loud emotions, and Angie is an explosive person. Mary should’ve given Angie some room here. She was coming down from fighting with Lisa for hours straight. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
New housewives criminal charges just dropped. Dr. Wendy and Happy Eddie accused of fraud?? I would say it’s unexpected, but their money didn’t make any sense in that premiere. #RHOP
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#RHOM
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
What was she doing with this cactus?? Also, I agree with Whitney that Brittani being unable to pause dating for her own child is repulsive. #rhoslc
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Of course she doesn’t know the facts of the McDonald’s coffee case. That woman got third degree burns! #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
No one does it like them. #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Is it even a reality show set in Utah if we don’t see a Swig cup? #RHOSLC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Jesse’s girlfriend better be miced up if she’s attending cast events!! #TheValley
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Emily. This hair is insane. Why does it look crispy? #RHOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Oh no. I fear in the middle of Stephanie’s ridiculous she’s created an extremely usable meme for me that I will apply to all sorts of things. #RHOM
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Literally me right now in Barcelona:
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The fate of Ophelia but in shoes: #taylorswift
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This man needs treatment for his eating disorder. #loveisblinduk #libuk
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
To the only people in my life that will care about this—my birthday trip begins with a classic black Mercedes sprinter van pickup. #RHOSLC #RHOM #RHOC #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I’m not sure about this choice of foundation color #RHOM
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Here are some marriage options from love is blind uk season 2
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Tamra was so messed up she could barely keep her eyes open 😬 #RHOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The editors leaving this dude’s ass in the episode. #BelowDeck
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Here is Cory Booker 2 months ago endorsing an AG candidate for the State of Virginia. 🙃😬🫠
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Me when I’m scrolling and another #RHONJ turns out to be an extreme MAGA Zionist. #BelowDeck
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The stars of this show (or at least this episode). #NextGenNYC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ooooh Eddie got the wonkytox in that left eyebrow. #RHOC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hit up Wolf by Lisa Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe. It is…hideous. Seriously, the decor is maximalist nonsense. But the food and the drinks were good. #PumpRules
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Schwartz was legitimately panicking when Jax suggested reconciling with Brittany. Schwartz knows there was DV in that house. #TheValley
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Denise and BD Aaron are dunzo. Put her back on Beverly Hills!! The whole cast is getting divorced. #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Wore a Loverboy hat this fourthofjuly weekend, and no one in the crowded hellscape of Lake Tahoe even said anything. #SummerHouse
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is the housewives version of when there is a police shooting and the media absolutely butchers the headlines with passive voice. HOW DID THE WATER GET ALL OVER THE PLACE, JULIA??? #RHOM
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Brittany’s crashout over not being “included” is stronger than her happiness for Kristen. That’s why Kristen is closer to Nia now. Brittany also thinks this is her show—just like Jax. Let’s never forget that she sucks, too. #TheValley
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
We saw what Georgia had to say about bowling, but what I’m really interested in is her pitch for swimming in a New York City nightclub. #NextGenNYC
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This fucking man and his dad costumes. This hat is making me mad. #TheValley
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Made my husband take this pic of me for my 10 Bluesky friends who would know I was trying to channel Jennifer Tilly and her Louis Vuitton boat bag. #RHOBH
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Jax managed to show contrition for approximately 2 seconds before he started lashing out about everyone not babying him through the consequences of his actions. Ahhhh I hate this man. #TheValley
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Is Katie and Schwartz’s shared love interest in #ThePitt? #PumpRules
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Brett @brettesque.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This was downtown Las Vegas last night. An evening with no protests but 50+ police and two helicopters. In related news, the Chief Judge for the City of Las Vegas issued an Order releasing anyone arrested at a protest Wednesday through the weekend.
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