bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/07/2025You. Yes you. You don't need that. Empty the cart. #PrimeDay 010
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Dear Tinder & Hinge... Please stop trying to serve up women as possible matches. If my mother couldn't get me back on women with all those prayers, you have no chance. 😜 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/04/2025JD Vance: I killed the Pope. Kanye: I sucked my cousins dick. This week is wild. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Even a broken clock is right twice a day. 🤷♂️ 030
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bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Dear general public. Y'all need to stop trying to offload your straight psychos onto the LGBTQ+ community. They're yours. Own them. Calling them gay a wild insult to the gay community. And we don't want your trash. 💯 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 17/02/2025It's two out of thousands, drama queen. 😜 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Current age: Remembering Craftmatic adjustable beds and thinking I might want one. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/12/2024TikTok says my Disney parents are Ariel and Belle. I don't know whether to feel complimented or attacked. 🤣 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Lower Decks taking a shot at Strange New Worlds ridiculous musical episode is one of the best Trek moments ever. I'm going to miss this show. #LowerDecks #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If you're trying to cuddle, I'm right here. 😜 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Overcompensating tops are weird. 🤣 010
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I mean, I'd flirt if I saw you.🔥 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Maybe Piers just isn't his type. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Dear Aldi, the snack I really want is walking around your store. How do we make this happen? 🔥😜 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 03/12/2024🤣🤣🤣 And here you are again proving your own selective ignorance. Why are you here? To be a troll? I'd that all you have in your pathetic life? How sad. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/12/2024This guy sounds like a dude has that has never had its prostate stimulated. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Stop being so dramatic. It's not falling apart. People are allowed to disagree. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I already get it. You think you're more important than you are. The truth is you're a nobody, and you suckled yourself in to a world that makes you feel important because it takes other people down a notch when in reality you should take a long hook in the mirror and see how pathetic you really are. 100
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/12/2024🤣🤣🤣 Keep going comrade. This is great. 100
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The fact that you don't see that self own is absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 100
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Kylie was live and it was awesome! 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Hey #Target. Thanks for Santa Daddy. 🔥 041
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Do you think Lord Of The Rings a gay romance series? I think so... 010
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/11/2024But I like calling stupid people stupid. 🤣🤣🤣 150
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Then fuck off back to Lady Elon... 140
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024You can just say fuck here, too. 😃 030
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I just think it's funny to bust the chops of people who think it is. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Can it save me money on my car insurance? Cause if not, miss me with this bs. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Nah. "God" can't be all powerful and all good simultaneously, and there is zero evidence to prove that. This list makes it sound like a manipulative, abusive, arrogant asshole. Gaslighting people is wild. Fuck all of that nonsense. 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My new favorite Christmas decoration. #christmas #gnome 040
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Sure. But they weren't. Have you watched the fucking movie? 🤣🤣🤣 000
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I don't think any of us were that close to Elon to begin with. 🤣 010
Reposted by @bretsbiscuits.bsky.socialthomas @perfectsweeties.bsky.social · 20/11/2024uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya 534179309
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Yes he should. While I appreciate your conversation attempt here, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. He should pardon his son, because the only reason that trial/sentence happened is because he is Hunter Biden. Pardon him, and every single marijuana low level conviction ever. 💯 000
