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bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Dear general public. Y'all need to stop trying to offload your straight psychos onto the LGBTQ+ community. They're yours. Own them. Calling them gay a wild insult to the gay community. And we don't want your trash. 💯 000
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bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/12/2024TikTok says my Disney parents are Ariel and Belle. I don't know whether to feel complimented or attacked. 🤣 000
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bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Do you think Lord Of The Rings a gay romance series? I think so... 010
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Reposted by @bretsbiscuits.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/11/2024BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms. 476175194165
bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 20/11/2024People make time for the things that matter. They make excuses for the things that don't. 010
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bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The real winner tonight? Us. For getting that live shot of Mike Tysons booty. #miketyson 000
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bretsbiscuits.bsky.social @bretsbiscuits.bsky.social · 15/11/2024People: "I can't believe that place is closing!" Me: "When's the last time you went?" People: ".................." Me: "Exactly..." 🤷♂️ 010
