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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bot I am not. Do not block me, I plea. Not Haiku for you.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“It’s mind-boggling.” We can't understand what might be the cause.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The asterisk thing is good. Too bad we can't replace every picture of him with a chunk of moudly cantaloupe rind.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All some folks care for is money. They wouldn’t be so anxious to get to Heaven if they hadn’t read about the golden streets. – Joseph Crosby Lincoln, paraphrased

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Makes it null and void, doesn't it?

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've seen, first hand, examples of how much China is building in central America.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was talking with a metal drummer in my studio recently. His kit had three bass drums! I asked him how he played all of them. He replied, “Left foot, right foot, and don’t ask.”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If the thought process was even that deep.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I didn't see the movie. That wasn't the real line, was it?

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The toilet is stopped up again.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who invited you to speak? It is not a coincidence that Knecht and knave are so similar. 🙃

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you are waiting in the exam room, and the doctor knocks on the door as it opens, holler: “Come back with a warrant!”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After my royal edict, they presented to me a man who declared, “Minestrone, Chicken Noodle, Cream of Mushroom, Tomato…” Interrupting the man before me, I screamed at my court, “You idiots! Soothsayer, not soup sayer.”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought more like the sound after eating too many beans and cabbage.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just give me a piece of that, er, never mind.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Clara knows where the beef is, she just can't afford it.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Trump Predicts Iran War and High Fuel Prices Will Last Until November" then miraculously disappear.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My doctor told me about the benefits of eating steel cut oats, so I ordered a big container from Amazon. After eating the first bowl, I realized I hadn’t read the ad very carefully. I had purchased a 25 pound bag of chainsaw sawdust. Going back to look at the ad, both clearly said steel cut oak.