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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 4h

I was talking with a metal drummer in my studio recently. His kit had three bass drums! I asked him how he played all of them. He replied, “Left foot, right foot, and don’t ask.”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you are waiting in the exam room, and the doctor knocks on the door as it opens, holler: “Come back with a warrant!”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After my royal edict, they presented to me a man who declared, “Minestrone, Chicken Noodle, Cream of Mushroom, Tomato…” Interrupting the man before me, I screamed at my court, “You idiots! Soothsayer, not soup sayer.”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My doctor told me about the benefits of eating steel cut oats, so I ordered a big container from Amazon. After eating the first bowl, I realized I hadn’t read the ad very carefully. I had purchased a 25 pound bag of chainsaw sawdust. Going back to look at the ad, both clearly said steel cut oak.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you see any pictures of my dog, I want you to know: she’s been posting them. I told her to get her own account.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Medical questionnaire: "Sex assigned at birth?" Huh? Does the baby pop out and the doctor ask the attending nurse: Should we call this one a boy or girl?

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They ALMOST got me. I called customer service for my health care provider. After about 30 automated questions, they said, stay on the line if you want us to continue taking your money and providing no service.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you're a Pink Floyd fan, let me know what you think of this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5g...

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I See

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good movie, with a timely message.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What happens when nearly fifty advertising executives decide they know exactly what the kids want? Apparently, this. youtu.be/OEh6JK5T3JI

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Boogie Up, Groovie Man

YouTube video by Bret D

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I asked Alexa what Ares, in Greek mythology, was known for. She answered: “The god Ares was violent, impulsive, and a force of bloodlust. Would you like me to call the wrath of Ares down upon someone today?”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The medicine I'm taking said not to operate heavy machinery. But it's OK to fly my ultralight, right?

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

There are about 1,440 minutes in a day. Can you spare 4 of those to pause the doom scroll and listen to this song? I'm looking forward to hearing your opinion. youtu.be/E3LZJETlIyE

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An OK Song (Everything Is OK!) | Original Ska Song

YouTube video by Bret D

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

What a disgrace! I can’t believe Joe Biden and Harry Truman did this to the reflecting pool.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

A protest song? You bet! youtu.be/oQvgkAzR7CA

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I woke up at 3 AM with a great song idea. Picking up my phone, I dictated a note to myself. When I got up later the note was: "Put out nevada on google dung bun". Alrighty then. That should be a hit.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You vote with machines - the GOP complains. You hand-count ballots - the GOP complains. Their solution? Just declare all GOP candidates the winners.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Something I haven’t done in years. Join me tomorrow morning at the playground for a game of leapfrog. Afterward I’ll have ambulances and hip surgeries scheduled. Should be fun!

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The current US administration is planning a big celebration of the 4th. I didn't realize they meant this.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

From Herman Wouk's War and Remembrance: "An Antichrist has beguiled us, and with his brutish pseudoreligious nationalism he is leading us on the path to hell."

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Jennifer Rubin, from her recent article, "... a party that has jettisoned every principle, parroted every Trump inanity, and twisted itself in knots struggling to cling to power." www.contrariannews.org/p/trump-sadd...

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Trump Saddles Republicans with Paxton

Paxton can damage Republicans beyond Texas

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Once again, there's that GOP smirk.

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