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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was talking with a metal drummer in my studio recently. His kit had three bass drums! I asked him how he played all of them. He replied, “Left foot, right foot, and don’t ask.”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you are waiting in the exam room, and the doctor knocks on the door as it opens, holler: “Come back with a warrant!”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After my royal edict, they presented to me a man who declared, “Minestrone, Chicken Noodle, Cream of Mushroom, Tomato…” Interrupting the man before me, I screamed at my court, “You idiots! Soothsayer, not soup sayer.”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My doctor told me about the benefits of eating steel cut oats, so I ordered a big container from Amazon. After eating the first bowl, I realized I hadn’t read the ad very carefully. I had purchased a 25 pound bag of chainsaw sawdust. Going back to look at the ad, both clearly said steel cut oak.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you see any pictures of my dog, I want you to know: she’s been posting them. I told her to get her own account.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Medical questionnaire: "Sex assigned at birth?" Huh? Does the baby pop out and the doctor ask the attending nurse: Should we call this one a boy or girl?

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good movie, with a timely message.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I asked Alexa what Ares, in Greek mythology, was known for. She answered: “The god Ares was violent, impulsive, and a force of bloodlust. Would you like me to call the wrath of Ares down upon someone today?”

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Interesting what BlueSky placed directly below your prayer this morning.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I was able to afford a half pound.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

What a disgrace! I can’t believe Joe Biden and Harry Truman did this to the reflecting pool.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Something I haven’t done in years. Join me tomorrow morning at the playground for a game of leapfrog. Afterward I’ll have ambulances and hip surgeries scheduled. Should be fun!

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The current US administration is planning a big celebration of the 4th. I didn't realize they meant this.

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Bret H Dingley @bretding.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

From Herman Wouk's War and Remembrance: "An Antichrist has beguiled us, and with his brutish pseudoreligious nationalism he is leading us on the path to hell."