𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#TaylorSwift ❤️🔥 #TS12 #TheLifeOfAShowgirlbillboard.comTaylor Swift’s ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Returns to No. 1 After ‘Encore’ ReissueTaylor Swift's 'The Life of a Showgirl' returns to No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart after its 'Encore' expansion with four new tracks. 040
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comCaptain America: I Understood That ReferenceAlt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference 030
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In case any of you weren’t feeling ancient today, Jill Whelan is now 6͟0 years old and on her 3rd husband. 😳 159115
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons: Principal Skinner's 'Yes, It Is'Alt: Simpsons: Principal Skinner's 'Yes, It Is' 060
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Get it, Prickle? I’m a landline, which makes me nearly as extinct as you!” 57010
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What? Really?? You still haven’t seen it??? #TaylorSwift #PatientZerotaylor.lnk.toTaylor Swift - Patient Zero (Official Music Video)watch the new video! 2163
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are early, "insider" screenings of 'Dune: Part Three' that day. Could that be it? 130
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comRobotomy: Hi Dolly HugAlt: Robotomy: Hi Dolly Hug 030
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I have one piece of advice for success on Bluesky, it is turn your DMs off as soon as possible. 230
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Evil, they say, is all about timing.thefader.comTrump administration rolls back sexual assault protections for studentsThis week, the Department of Education reversed Biden-era Title IX policies on sexual assault in a move that will also impact LGBT+ students more broadly. 34112
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I did it and I suddenly have a craving for Reese's Pieces. 041
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To the punitentiary with you!static.klipy.comGet outAlt: Get out. 140
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Quality flouncing.static.klipy.comBird TweakingAlt: Bird Be Flouncing Like A Mofo 170
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comPenguin Says 'I'm In, Count Me In'Alt: Penguin Says 'I'm In” 150
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? 150
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Absolutely!static.klipy.comSwift Lawd Taylor SwiftAlt: Swift Lawd Taylor Swift 050
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How ‘bout you show me 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛 of everything in a 90 minute cut? Can we do that? 65510
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don’t panic. It might actually be a ghost. How cool would that be? 130
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I black out after about 13 drafts.static.klipy.comExcited Yay: Man Carries Many Beer MugsAlt: Excited Yay: Man Carries Many Beer Mugs 130
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Frolicking rules.static.klipy.comLater AlligatorAlt: Me frolicking. 061
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sounds like a cover story for Herves simplex virus. 041
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They don't allow choosing in Texas. Terrible song. 180
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: Strike That. Reverse It. Thank You.Alt: Willy Wonka: “Strike That. Reverse It. Thank You.” 040
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bartender: “Such mortal drugs I have; but Mantua's law is death to any he that utters them.” 060
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After seeing ‘Forgotten Island’, I checked the Rotten Tomatoes score and was a little surprised that it’s at 96%. I was expecting it to be higher. 🍅 2354
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comAttack OfAlt: Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! 130
